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UA_Iron
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how old is he?
I'd make him get you some more - sounds like he's underaged, its gonna be a bitch for him to get some haha.
Your interest is 100% too, so he better come back with a 6 pack.
I'd make him get you some more - sounds like he's underaged, its gonna be a bitch for him to get some haha.
Your interest is 100% too, so he better come back with a 6 pack.
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UA_Iron
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haha I'd go buy a 12 pack and see how many more he can drink
his mom will be impressed when he's "asleep" and drueling all over himself cause the kid sounds like trouble.
his mom will be impressed when he's "asleep" and drueling all over himself cause the kid sounds like trouble.
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jenscats5
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He didn't drink all the Lazer I bought you did he??
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stilleto said:
YUM!!
daisyduke6 said:
well, the store i told him to go to to get me more beer is 3 miles away. when he wasn't back 2 hours later, i go out to look for him and find him playing poker with the money i gave him. i was so mad. luckily, he took the $20 i gave him and turned it into $65, so i let him keep the original $20 and we went out and scored a hooker with what was left. she wouldn't do both of us so i let him watch.
he's really too young to touch hookers yet anyway so thats cool.
SoKlueles said:
no, he's a good kid really, very sweet.
he was ok about not getting a hooker for himself- i think cause he was so happy i let him keep the $20.
he's gotten into trouble before- last year he stabbed a man for some reason- a bad deal, i don't know. but... he got some therapy and he's much better now, you'd like him.
Raina said:
tell me about it. my stupid sister used to let him "drive". you know, sit on her lap and steer while she worked the pedals. that is sooo dangerous. she knows he drinks but doesn't give him hard alcohol- just beer or wine or a gin and coke if he's gotten good grades.
hidngod said:
i doubt it- he's not very good with math and i don't think he learned fractions at all- they are still doing subtraction and addition. he starts first grade in september and his mom will be out of jail by then, so hopefully it'll straighten him out. he's got that cute innocent look too.
My 5 year old nephew tried to carjack me. He pulled a gun and everything but he wasn't tall enough to get it up through the window very well. I just swung the door open as hard and fast as I could and knocked him over. Then I started kicking him and telling him about how bad violence is.
These kids need to learn.
These kids need to learn.
Raina said:
i know, you're right. when i was a kid, i NEVER would have done half the things my nephew does or she'd hit me with a hot fireplace tool. i have burn scars up and down both arms from doing minor things and my nephew does much worse and his mom and the cops just let it go cause he's young.
update: my nephew had his weekly phone call with his mom. I told her how he drank all my beer and took the money i gave him to replace it and played poker with it. she was furious and told me to make him sleep outside.
being the nice uncle that i am, i put a tent up, cause its raining pretty hard. I give him a sleeping bag and a pillow. he's crying, and saying he's scared but I assured him nothing would happen and told him to ring the bell when he wants to come in cause i won't give him the code to my security system.
well, this morning, i wake up early and he hasn't rung the bell so i feel good that he's learned a lesson but toughed it out during the storm. I just went out there to ask if he wanted something to eat and he's got a girl in the tent with him!
being the nice uncle that i am, i put a tent up, cause its raining pretty hard. I give him a sleeping bag and a pillow. he's crying, and saying he's scared but I assured him nothing would happen and told him to ring the bell when he wants to come in cause i won't give him the code to my security system.
well, this morning, i wake up early and he hasn't rung the bell so i feel good that he's learned a lesson but toughed it out during the storm. I just went out there to ask if he wanted something to eat and he's got a girl in the tent with him!
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