My Nemesis Pwnt

[nydj66]

8 years ago I lost a quarter million dollar account to a competitive vendor who is 10 years younger, lives in my home town, and works for a tiny outfit selling solely on low price.

With my extra free time I ended up calling on the main competitor to the account I lost and ended up sole sourcing them at around 800 grand. Eventually, my new customer drove the old customer out of business entirely and increased production giving me even more business.

So in 2009, the little prick competitor puts in a bid at the surviving account for 30% lower cost then me.

After 5 weeks of selling my ass off, my customer has just renewed my contract for another 3 years. Soon the young punk should be on unemployment.

I'm having a good day.

 

[mustang_00]

lies, you work at chucky cheese! congrats on making assistant night manager though!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

wtf are you selling ngr?

 

[mustang_00]

he's selling pies and tokens... pay attention

 

[RottenWillow]

8 years ago I lost a quarter million dollar account to a competitive vendor who is 10 years younger, lives in my home town, and works for a tiny outfit selling solely on low price.

With my extra free time I ended up calling on the main competitor to the account I lost and ended up sole sourcing them at around 800 grand. Eventually, my new customer drove the old customer out of business entirely and increased production giving me even more business.

So in 2009, the little prick competitor puts in a bid at the surviving account for 30% lower cost then me.

After 5 weeks of selling my ass off, my customer has just renewed my contract for another 3 years. Soon the young punk should be on unemployment.

I'm having a good day.

huh? Dude, work jargon with peeps outside your industry is a no go.

 

[nydj66]

wtf are you selling ngr?

chemicals

 

[nydj66]

huh? Dude, work jargon with peeps outside your industry is a no go.

Sole-sourcing is industry jargon? Just means they buy all the chemicals they need from me.

 

[mustang_00]

chemicals as in cheese and sauce?

 

[ricco561]

Sole-sourcing is industry jargon? Just means they buy all the chemicals they need from me.

So, drug dealer?

 

[nydj66]

So, drug dealer?

That's my back-up plan if this legit chemicals thing doesn't work out.

 

[stilleto]

cool.

if this chemical thing doesn't work out, there's always chuck-e-cheese.

 

[mrplunkey]

huh? Dude, work jargon with peeps outside your industry is a no go.

Sole-sourcing just means he's convinced his customer there are benefits to just buying all their shit from him.

So for their next chemical need, they won't waste time getting a quote from multiple sources 'cause he's their one-stop shop!