My neighbor

[Mike_Rojas]

Ain't he a sweetheart?

One time he called the sheriff on my wife for "pointing a shotgun" at him. All she was doing was measuring that fence between our properties with a yardstick. Needless to say my wife and I were handcuffed at gunpoint while they plummaged through our house looking for the "shotgun". Bastard.

 

[Mike_Rojas]

Isn't his sign cute. Keep OUt! Like we'd have any reason to go over there..lol

 

[jerkbox]

looks like a real winner

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Why didnt you sue him or send some bikers, mafioso or gangbangers after him?

 

[Paulo]

I have some really good helpful hints for you, but I don't think I can post them on here.

p.s. they don't involve physical harm, more or less things to turn the tables. I'm a pretty mature, grounded individual, but if that fuckwad pulled that shit with me, it would be WAR.

 

[Mike_Rojas]

Well I called in adult protective services, property code enforcement, some mental health service, etc. Basically everything I could find in the phone book. Told them my neighbor had a mental disorder, his place was a pigsty, etc. Before you know it he had to tear down a bunch of illegal sheds, put in a lawn, tear out an overgrown hedge, etc. etc. And now his daughter come to visit him once a month and buy him groceries. So I got my revenge in a way.

I talked to a lawyer about suing, but he said it wasn't worth the effort. The guys 92, half blind, half deaf, and he "mistook" a yard stick for a shotgun. The sheriff's thought their lives were in jeopardy, so they had "probable cause" to point an AR 15, shotgun, and pistols at us. My poor wife was really shook up.

 

[Mike_Rojas]

I'm sure he spent thousands of dollars getting his place fixed up.

 

[MT375]

No shit, I'd be out for revenge, not for the fence thing but for getting arrested for pointing a damn yardstick? Damn...I'd be out for some big-time revenge, and I'm not talking about signing him up to some porn email lists like that other guys revenge idea....

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I talked to a lawyer about suing, but he said it wasn't worth the effort. The guys 92, half blind, half deaf, and he "mistook" a yard stick for a shotgun. The sheriff's thought their lives were in jeopardy, so they had "probable cause" to point an AR 15, shotgun, and pistols at us. My poor wife was really shook up.

As the old song goes "I shot the Sheriff" but instead sue the Sheriff because your wife is a emotional wreck and can not perform sex acts on you since the incident!

 

[Paulo]

I don't think anybody said anything about pornlists. I am referring to shit that is illegal which you can easily frame others for. Hence the lack of detail.

 

[MT375]

I don't think anybody said anything about pornlists. I am referring to shit that is illegal which you can easily frame others for. Hence the lack of detail.

lol, I didnt mean you, there was some other post not that long ago where I guy was talking about getting the ultimate revenge on some guy that just screwed him over, and his idea was to sign him up to porn lists lol

 

[Mike_Rojas]

It happened almost a year ago. Don't really think about now very much. He must have spent 5-10 thousand getting his place up to "code" thanks to my anonymous tips. Every month this guy from the city would come visit him, and my wife and I would eavesdrop and get a laugh out of it. "Next month when I come to inspect your property, you better have all this trash out of here or we will put a lien on your home."

 

[gonelifting]

You could get a real shotgun and point it at him now. He`ll call the cops and they`ll think he`s crying wolf again. lol

You just gotta hide it really well in case they DO come. Which I`m sure they will. But then you take out your yardstick again and say "This guy is CRAZY, He should be locked up". lol

While they`re taking him away to the looney bin, Take the shotgun out and point it at him while no ones looking.

 

[onerepmaximum]

I was hoping this thread would contain pictures of some hot chick who leaves her bathroom window open so you can watch her shower.

 

[Mike_Rojas]

Hmmm... my neighbor on the other side isn't too bad looking. Maybe I'll pull a "Rear Window" on her and get some nice snapshots...lol

 

[onerepmaximum]

There would be karma in it for ya.

 

[jerkbox]

no worries man....he's 92. he'll be dead soon....


it's the people who move in next that you'll have to worry about. when he dies, buy up his land. lol

no more annoying neighbors

 

[Mike_Rojas]

It'll be inherited by his daughter. That's one reason I don't want to rock the boat any more than I have.. In case I can snag that place real cheap.

 

[Mike_Rojas]

You could get a real shotgun and point it at him now. He`ll call the cops and they`ll think he`s crying wolf again. lol

You just gotta hide it really well in case they DO come. Which I`m sure they will. But then you take out your yardstick again and say "This guy is CRAZY, He should be locked up". lol

While they`re taking him away to the looney bin, Take the shotgun out and point it at him while no ones looking.

That thought crossed my mind a dozen times...LOL

 

[sk*]

Well I called in adult protective services, property code enforcement, some mental health service, etc. Basically everything I could find in the phone book. Told them my neighbor had a mental disorder, his place was a pigsty, etc. Before you know it he had to tear down a bunch of illegal sheds, put in a lawn, tear out an overgrown hedge, etc. etc. And now his daughter come to visit him once a month and buy him groceries. So I got my revenge in a way.

I talked to a lawyer about suing, but he said it wasn't worth the effort. The guys 92, half blind, half deaf, and he "mistook" a yard stick for a shotgun. The sheriff's thought their lives were in jeopardy, so they had "probable cause" to point an AR 15, shotgun, and pistols at us. My poor wife was really shook up.

You're the victim here. The poor fucker is almost dead, get all his money. Sue him!

-sk

 

[Heahy Minister]

The man is 92! Goodness have you no shame. Just leave him be.