My neighbor flashed me her tit.

[biteme]

I was driving down the road and she was coming from the opposite direction. She waved, leaned out the window and flashed her boob at me. 2 weeks ago, she put a picture in my mailbox and said that she wanted my body. I like the aggression of today's women, but I already have a girlfriend, so if one of you guys want to make her happy, let me know and I'll see what I can do.

 

[bran987]

wow, she must listen to leykis! flash friday!

 

[tripleblonde]

she did what?!

sounds like a classy lady

 

[redshirt27se]

is she hot?

 

[SoKlueles]

or is she 65?
yeah i agree classy woman

 

[biteme]

she did what?!

sounds like a classy lady

lol. That's what my sister said.

 

[p0ink]

any chick who is that forward probably has a boat load of emotional, mental, and psychological issues. i would advise staying the hell away.

 

[velvett]

Ouuuuuu sounds like a winner.

 

[Lililston]

any chick who is that forward probably has a boat load of emotional, mental, and psychological issues. i would advise staying the hell away.

lol I agree, wth she doing touchin your mailbox

 

[tiger88]

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[biteme]

any chick who is that forward probably has a boat load of emotional, mental, and psychological issues. i would advise staying the hell away.

Bingo. I can hear her screaming out in her yard late at night sometimes. Poor woman suffering from hysteria, she probably just needs someone to massage her genitals. That was the treatment for women with hysteria years ago. Seriously, I read this in "The Ulitmate Sex Guide" book that I bought. Women with hysteria would go to the doctor to have their genitals massaged until they reached orgasm. This was as late as the early 1900's.

 

[p0ink]

LOL! i wish i had schizophrenic sexual deviants who like to scream obscenities into the clear night air.

 

[tripleblonde]

Bingo. I can hear her screaming out in her yard late at night sometimes. Poor woman suffering from hysteria, she probably just needs someone to massage her genitals. That was the treatment for women with hysteria years ago. Seriously, I read this in "The Ulitmate Sex Guide" book that I bought. Women with hysteria would go to the doctor to have their genitals massaged until they reached orgasm. This was as late as the early 1900's.

lmao! so basically if i feel myself slipping into insanity due to the stresses of life, masturbation will save my soul?

 

[biteme]

or is she 65?
yeah i agree classy woman

With the way you're always talking, I'd think you'd be likely to flash your genitals at someone.

 

[biteme]

lmao! so basically if i feel myself slipping into insanity due to the stresses of life, masturbation will save my soul?

LOL. It won't save your soul, but it will probably soothe your nerves.

 

[tripleblonde]

LOL. It won't save your soul, but it will probably soothe your nerves.

yes it does do that

 

[SoKlueles]

With the way you're always talking, I'd think you'd be likely to flash your genitals at someone.

damn who told u?? hammy?

 

[velvett]

Orgasms make me sleepy.

 

[SoKlueles]

they make me want more

 

[Becoming]

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This thread is useless without pics...

at least ask her to take some for you then post em up...



you know you should...

 

[biteme]

This thread is useless without pics...

at least ask her to take some for you then post em up...



you know you should...

I'm afraid that she'd happily comply with that request, but it ain't gonna happen.

 

[Becoming]

I'm afraid that she'd happily comply with that request, but it ain't gonna happen.

this is wrong on so many levels - one day when you are old and decrepid you will wish you had...

mark my words...

 

[daveyboy]

Is this a new neighbor? (can't remember if you moved out from your old house) or is it a neighbor that lives by the house that your mom, pop & sister moved into.

Also, how old is she, does she look good & have you told your girlfriend yet? You like me giving you the ol' 3rd degree don't cha?? hehehe....

 

[biteme]

Is this a new neighbor? (can't remember if you moved out from your old house) or is it a neighbor that lives by the house that your mom, pop & sister moved into.

Also, how old is she, does she look good & have you told your girlfriend yet? You like me giving you the ol' 3rd degree don't cha?? hehehe....

Different neighbor, you're thinking of the one that came to my door after my daughter chased her son with a stick. She's 40, o.k. looking, I haven't told her yet but she knows about the note in my mailbox. Don't mind the 3rd degree, it's good practice for job interviewing skills. You have a great memory. I posted that first story a pretty long time ago.

 

[daveyboy]

Different neighbor, you're thinking of the one that came to my door after my daughter chased her son with a stick. She's 40, o.k. looking, I haven't told her yet but she knows about the note in my mailbox. Don't mind the 3rd degree, it's good practice for job interviewing skills. You have a great memory. I posted that first story a pretty long time ago.

40's not too bad. At least she's not ugly as sin. Just wait till the hot weather hits. She'll probably be out there in her bikini putting on a real show for you.

Yep, I remember reading about when your new live-ins came & how the dogs were having a field day at your place. Sounds like you've got new digs now along with a new admirerer. lol

 

[Dial_tone]

Go ahead and make your move.....i'll handle your bidness out here.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

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Yeah!

 

[crew9]

Bingo. I can hear her screaming out in her yard late at night sometimes. Poor woman suffering from hysteria, she probably just needs someone to massage her genitals. That was the treatment for women with hysteria years ago. Seriously, I read this in "The Ulitmate Sex Guide" book that I bought. Women with hysteria would go to the doctor to have their genitals massaged until they reached orgasm. This was as late as the early 1900's.

I believe it was actually house wives who were under a lot of "stress" that were getting the orgasms.

 

[biteme]

Go ahead and make your move.....i'll handle your bidness out here.

LOL. I'm sure you would. She's a great girl and she deserves the best.

 

[gonelifting]

What tiger said.

 

[starfish]

Hey Hotshot.... sounds like you can have a good weekend now

 

[Wynn]

So was what she flashed halfway decent? What size?

 

[biteme]

Hey Hotshot.... sounds like you can have a good weekend now

Without you. No. I'm doing curls in the garage.