My Mother-In-Law to be is coming around.... ya know she was kinda shocked at the news

[jh1]

My mother in law to be... well she is the sweetest lady and a total MILF...

anyway... when we first told her about the pregnancy she was all worried and very nervous. I thought it was 1 of 2 things or possibly both:

1. Changing her daughters life so drastically so young.
2. That we weren't married before we had the baby.

Last night we went over there and had dinner with her, etc. I talked to her - and she knows that her daughter has always been way beyond her age and isn't worried at all about #1.

#2 was her concern, but she realizes that she is a little old fashioned, and realizes that everyone isn't going to look at her oddly when they find out. She just was all worried about people perceptions, but put it all in perspective since then... She was also worried about her other, older, daughter who has always wanted a baby - but hasn't yet gotten there...

Its all good now... I think she will be even better after I get a ring for the her daughter... LOL.. her b-day is coming up soon and I am trying to plan something big... involving a helecopter, a limo, super super fancy dining, a night away in a hotel - or even a trip to somewhere close...

Hmmmm...

No YOU! SHUTUP!

 

[Becoming]

You know when you get a dude to strip for her bachlorette party, I am sure here would be a good place to look.....

Does your girl like dudes in the 260lb range?

 

[jh1]

You know when you get a dude to strip for her bachlorette party, I am sure here would be a good place to look.....

Does your girl like dudes in the 260lb range?

LOL considering I range from 155 - 195.... that is weight range she has known me in...

She likes me better at 155... LMAO...

She isn't the type to get a stripper anyway...

Why... were you wanting the job?

 

[KillahBee]

You know when you get a dude to strip for her bachlorette party, I am sure here would be a good place to look.....

Does your girl like dudes in the 260lb range?

Yeah, maing. I would be honored to spread my balljuice all over the bride-to-be.

 

[Becoming]

Maybe a bunch of us should come down for the occassion....

Okay - so I am in - Killah is in, who else?

 

[jh1]

Yeah, maing. I would be honored to spread my balljuice all over the bride-to-be.

Ya ya... stand in line... peeps stare at her all day... rude mother fuckers..

Had me a problem 6 months ago or so with this asshole that I used to consider a friend -owns a fancy restraunt/night club here in town...

Used to party hard with the prick, but he got all up on my girl and he started calling her and sending her text messages and shit after *I* gave him her # 'cause I needed him to call me about something and didn't have my phone on me...

I was about ready to kill that little rich boy.... LMAO at his chance of survival if his dad wasn't rich as shit...

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[jh1]

Maybe a bunch of us should come down for the occassion....

Okay - so I am in - Killah is in, who else?

For what occasion?

You coming for my bachelor party? My wedding?

Or her bachelorette party?


Bitch... you better answer me...

 

[KillahBee]

For what occasion?

You coming for my bachelor party? My wedding?

Or her bachelorette party?


Bitch... you better answer me...

tits. we are coming for tits.

 

[Deterass]

How old is she?

 

[jh1]

tits. we are coming for tits.

Bring a bunch of 8-balls.... I will hook you up... I know lots of coke whores... LOTS of em...

Me don't hang with them anymore cause they are all whacked out..... and I have a different life.... but they are hot as fuck.....