My mom said I can be anything I want when I grow up....

[HamsterHider]

and i am 25 now and decided i want to be a pair of velvett's under wear, specifically a thong.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Would you settle for a cadaver?

 

[velvett]

and i am 25 now and decided i want to be a pair of velvett's under wear, specifically a thong.

*faint*



Black, Medium


*snif...

I feel soooooooooooo blessed.
Honey, I feel the love!!!!!!!!!!

(now if I could just feel the a/c unit kick in)

 

[HamsterHider]

or i would like to be a big ripe strawberry entering your garden of eden lips.

Will you go on a date with me if a i buy you a ticket to vegas. May1010 could chaperone us. that way i wouldn't have any competition

 

[velvett]

*blink*


I'm a New Yawker!
The closest I've ever been to Vegas in Lake Tahoe.

Hmm.

 

[May1010]

Hey! I need to get laid too! If the mood takes me, I just might be all over Velvet like white on rice. Don't count me out!

P.S. I'm getting itchy to buy groceries. When are you moving?!!!??!! Also, I want to buy a "wifebeater" tank ... I need to have that shipped to your house! he he heh e he heh eh eh e

 

[HamsterHider]

well i just bought a new condo and i need a intelligent, creative, stunningly beaautiful woman to help me decorate it. Want to help? PS I'm getting a new bed too.

 

[May1010]

I'm gunna puke.

 

[velvett]

Well, isn't a coincidence that a happen to be an interior designer.


Huh.
Hmmm.


Note to self: Get a tan would ya.

 

[May1010]

Velvet,

In the spirit of open and honest communication, I should tell you something. Hamster Hider and I are friends. We've hung out a few times and he's confided something very sensitive to me. He's sworn me to secrecy but I think you should know. Promise not to tell anyone? Good.

Hamster Hider was in a serious accident and lost his penis. He doesn't have one any more. All he has is a urethral hole. I just thought you should know.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

All he has is a urethral hole.

LOL

 

[velvett]

Hamster Hider was in a serious accident and lost his penis. He doesn't have one any more. All he has is a urethral hole. I just thought you should know.

Thanks for sharing.

looking, looking, looking, looking
AHHHHHHHHHAH!


Yep, it seems *blow, blow* I have a spare one right here. (and you know how good I am at sharing.)


Note to self: Get a new box of swiffers STAT - there are dust bunnies under here.

 

[HamsterHider]

May1010, you better be nice or when i fly back on tuesday i'm bringing some mosquitos with just
for you. why can't you ship a tank to your house does it have a naked man on it or something?

And velvett i really do need decorating advice and a virtual back massage and may a dirty little scret whispered in my ear.

And i really have a penis if you want i could write me name on it in marker and take a photo and posr it on here but that would not be very tacky.


May why do you want tank tops?
get a tube top instead

 

[May1010]

I'm not sure it's such a big thing to be able to right your name on your penis. It's not as if you're named "Michelangelo" or something.

As for the tank, its one of those "wifebeater" brands ... they've been banned from my house.

 

[HamsterHider]

What is swiffers STAT and what is a wifebeater brand, why is it banned? Why am i on here when i am at home, why this why that, velvett write me more i love you punctuation

 

[HamsterHider]

someone answer the above questions

 

[velvett]

STAT - means RIGHT NOW!!!! IMMEDIATELY

Swiffers are these cloth thingies you wrap around a broom like thing to clean floors.

 

[HamsterHider]

velvett what are you going to get me for a house warming present?

 

[velvett]

Oh the pressure.

 

[68GT350]

This conversation is just too much...

 

[HamsterHider]

i like white and sheer oh i'm sorry i meant to say don't keep me in suspense what am i gettting for a house warmimg gift?