My little buddy

[PoyeBoy]

Here is my dog, his name is murphy, he likes long walks in the park, poetry by the fire, and champagne in the gazebo.

 

[beastboy]

Cut your nails. Damn.

 

[the nature boy]

awwww. murphy is cute.


and beasthermaprodite is right, cut your nails. even murphy is saying wtf is up with that broly's nails.

 

[distanced]

nice little 'rat dog'

when you get some balls and become a man, you should get a newfie.

mine could swallow him without chewing.

I think my cat would win in a fight.

do you use a twisty tie as a collar for it?

when it barks, is it the same pitch as one of those castrated singing catholic boys?

careful letting it drink out of the toilet, it might drown.

well, at least now you can just throw it in a protein tub for transportation and sleeping and not waste money on a cage.

 

[beastboy]

yeah...and I thought HG was pasty... Damn....step outside for Gods sake.

 

[PoyeBoy]

dudes that hand is not mine, its my moms, if they were my nails they would be black.

anyway, funny that distass said somethig aboot a newfi, murphys best friend is a newfi/lab mix. Thing is huge, murphy totally dominates it, because the newfi is too dumb and slow, and murphy's breed was bred for dog fighting, so its mad aggressive.

 

[the nature boy]

dudes that hand is not mine, its my moms, if they were my nails they would be black.

anyway, funny that distass said somethig aboot a newfi, murphys best friend is a newfi/lab mix. Thing is huge, murphy totally dominates it, because the newfi is too dumb and slow, and murphy's breed was bred for dog fighting, so its mad aggressive.

lol @ this whole fucking post. "mad aggressive" lol

 

[distanced]

newfie's are the world's best swimmer in the canine community and were bred as water rescue dogs for the Queens coast guard, so don't try that slow and dumb shit.

a dog that would rather be sitting on your lap than at the door guarding is probably gay and wants to suck your dick.

 

[HumorMe]

he likes long walks in the park, poetry by the fire, and champagne in the gazebo.


How do you fit the neck of that champagne bottle in that little dogs ass?

 

[distanced]

"I don't know what happend doc, he was jumping up so he could hump that female st brenard, and I think her pussy ate him"

 

[distanced]

"I don't know what happend doc, he was jumping up so he could hump that female st bernard, and I think her pussy ate him"

 

[the nature boy]

my dog is better than your dog.

oh yeah.

yeah.

oh yeah.

yeah.

 

[PoyeBoy]

newfie's are the world's best swimmer in the canine community and were bred as water rescue dogs for the Queens coast guard, so don't try that slow and dumb shit.

a dog that would rather be sitting on your lap than at the door guarding is probably gay and wants to suck your dick.

My dad could beat up your dad

and dude a good swimmer does not mean smart and fast.

I have seen big tub o fat shits swim good and there not fast, or smart.

 

[distanced]

do you want to settle this outside like pussy ass gay navy boys???

Don't try to mess with me, college just started today.

 

[PoyeBoy]

my dog is better than your dog.

oh yeah.

yeah.

oh yeah.

yeah.

stole my words

you bastard

I should have got you last time

Ill let you try my wu tang style