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Pink Space Biscuit
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WTF?
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roidog420
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And I thought me banging some chick in a Confessional would gross people out! God dude, whats your problem?! You should NEVER put anything in a girls pussy any bigger than a Crawdad you goof! Dont you know anything?!!?
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Pink Space Biscuit said:
WOW! Nice Avatar psb. Do you look anything like that?
satanic goatslayer
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Should've killed her.
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roidog420
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TheYork said:WEll days went by, and we thought nothing of this incident. But about a month later, she started feeling pain in her lower abdomen. Yes, she started feeling pain in her lower abdomen. I took her to a doc. and he said it was just the usual cramps that accompany her period. So we thought nothing of it. BOY WAS THAT SON OF A BITCH WRONG!!!
One day, about another fortnight later, she said the pain was unbearble. I told her to go take a shit, she probably just had some gas. Well, she went to take the shit. But she had a big ass mother fucking period. Blood went all in the toilet, and on the floor. She said she felt better, so I let her go to bee while I cleaned the mess all up real nice for her. I know, i am a swell guy
Anyway, I cleaned all the junk up off the seat, and on the floor, and on the mirror. I then went to flush the old toilet. I looked in, and the blood was darker than before. I thought that this was perty nasty. Hehheheheheheh. Well, I happened to notice something moving around in the ol' shitter. I looked closer, and closer. What I saw almost made me faint!
There were three baby lobsters swimming around in the toilet. Yes, three baby lobsters. They were so cute, i named them after some of my elite bro's and bra's.
There is little nature boy. Little danielson. And yes, the faggot of the bunch, little gay1010. They are all so cute, I have them in a fish tank.
Well me and my girl spiced up our sex life alright. But we also learned a lesson. When sticking a lobster in your girls pussy, make sure to put it in a plastic baggie, ezpecially a male lobster, beause LOBSTERS HAVE DICKS TOO...lol.
just thought I would share,
-theyork
BOS I presume?????
nikolai_bolkov
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bathroom humor at best...sorry bro try again
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SoCAmuscle
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TheYork said:
Dude,...you're kind of lame...
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dballer
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TheYork said:
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AziaReign
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Ha ha ha..............so NOT funny. I have heard this "story" one too many times. You're lame. 
the nature boy
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I guess I should be flattered that he named his lobster after me. 
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dballer
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The Nature Boy said:I guess I should be flattered that he named his lobster after me.
hey Nature... how is it goin?
the nature boy
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dballer said:
hey dballer. I'm good. and you?
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dballer
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I am good too. It is snowing here and I get to go home early. I am kinda feeling shitty today... but that is cool... do you live far from the Jersey shore?
I am on my way out.. I will look for you online later tonight.
adios amigo
I am on my way out.. I will look for you online later tonight.
adios amigo
the nature boy
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dballer said:
I live by D.C. I'll talk to you later.
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TheYork
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Hey Dballer, I hear the snow is really coming down in Atlanta.
Nature boy, looks like you guys wont be getting any snow this year in DC.
Snow rules!!
Out here on the West coast, it never snows. I think I will have to move east, the york likes snow.
The york.
Nature boy, looks like you guys wont be getting any snow this year in DC.
Snow rules!!
Out here on the West coast, it never snows. I think I will have to move east, the york likes snow.
The york.
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dballer
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Hell yeah York!! It never snowed here.. but next time it does you can drop by.. we can go out to eat... my traet.. to the Red Lobster.
Talk to you later buddy
Talk to you later buddy
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dballer
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bump for Spent
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Frackal
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What da fug
