My GF's Comment on Nut Shrinkage!

[medical]

I have the world's greatest GF! Today we were lying in bed after some great sex....I had just gotten in from the gym and went straight from the shower into bed. Totally pumped and totally horny plus I did some Cialis last night.
My balls have shrunken some but when I have sex they seem to disapear completely!
So after 2 throws I'm on my back and she is stroking my cock and balls...and there are no balls! I have not told her I am on but she is a nurse and obviously I am very pumped and much bigger and leaner....plus I have mentioned that I might be considering HRT.
Anyway I make a comment as to it being cold and where are my nuts. She turns to me, gives me a big kiss and while continuing to stroke my balls says in her sexiest voice: "I think they may just be a little confused over this bodybuilding thing. But I love them!" And then she went down on me. Like I said I have the world's greatest girlfriend!!

 

[acneman]

hell yeah

 

[bca21]

sweat deal bro

 

[krishna]

I'll trade ya. Last gf I had was pissed cause my balls didn't slap against her like they used to.

 

[dsh89]

LOL that is how my ex has busted me before cause my nuts had shrunk up when she went down on me.

 

[jmead]

LOL that is how my ex has busted me before cause my nuts had shrunk up when she went down on me.

give her an arabian sandstorm with your mini nuts

 

[GymIntensity]

give her an arabian sandstorm with your mini nuts

hahaha, that is the greatest post ive read all day!

 

[DJ_UFO]

that's a great girl. If you love her please don't marry her.

 

[GeneticMutation]

I have the world's greatest GF! Today we were lying in bed after some great sex....I had just gotten in from the gym and went straight from the shower into bed. Totally pumped and totally horny plus I did some Cialis last night.
My balls have shrunken some but when I have sex they seem to disapear completely!
So after 2 throws I'm on my back and she is stroking my cock and balls...and there are no balls! I have not told her I am on but she is a nurse and obviously I am very pumped and much bigger and leaner....plus I have mentioned that I might be considering HRT.
Anyway I make a comment as to it being cold and where are my nuts. She turns to me, gives me a big kiss and while continuing to stroke my balls says in her sexiest voice: "I think they may just be a little confused over this bodybuilding thing. But I love them!" And then she went down on me. Like I said I have the world's greatest girlfriend!!

That's real great... now why don't you tell us the truth?

 

[macrophage69alpha]

give her an arabian sandstorm with your mini nuts

 

[scout69]

Who needs balls anyway, Mine shrunk and my wife still got prgnant, Balls are overrated, as long as jimmy keeps on a poppin thats all tha matters

 

[Selene]

She sound like a fun girl.

 

[medical]

That's real great... now why don't you tell us the truth?

I couldn't perform and she screamed "No wonder with those tiny balls!" and then she got up and left.

 

[Viriato]

Ask her to give me a ring. My balls are fine

 

[neverenuf]

my wife took my balls 10 years ago, dont even miss them anymore...lol!

 

[HD1]

Does she have a sister !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[smoke67]

You better keep that one around awhile!!!!!!!!

 

[Ulter]

Medical if it's not too personal, (like the whole rest of this thread isn't), how old is she? She sounds much too experienced to be under 25.

 

[medical]

Medical if it's not too personal, (like the whole rest of this thread isn't), how old is she? She sounds much too experienced to be under 25.

54...11 years older than me!
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b138/94bubf/lisaLL.jpg

 

[slat1]

Thats just awesome!

 

[hesnobradpitt]

If mine says something I just say look
in your handbag

 

[Ulter]

That's what I figured.

 

[acneman]

54...11 years older than me!
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b138/94bubf/lisaLL.jpg

nice

 

[H_T_]

yeah. all youse have teh best gf's. till they're sleeping with me. or some other dude.

 

[acneman]

yeah. all youse have teh best gf's. till they're sleeping with me. or some other dude.

as long as i get my cut of the proceeds its fine with me
you pay for it alot dont you

 

[ItalianMuscle27]

yeah. all youse have teh best gf's. till they're sleeping with me. or some other dude.

But they always come back to 'Daddy'..

 

[H_T_]

as long as i get my cut of the proceeds its fine with me
you pay for it alot dont you

oh. you doin' the pimp schtick now? sweet. i don't think anyone has done that yet.

 

[H_T_]

But they always come back to 'Daddy'..

hey, some of you guys like the taste of other dudes. i'm not one to judge.

 

[acneman]

But they always come back to 'Daddy'..

yeah and that pisses me off to
i wish my dad would leave my girls alone
crap hes like 70
cant he get like an enlarged prostated or something and lose a little intrest?
anything.... damn viagra!

 

[acneman]

hey, some of you guys like the taste of other dudes. i'm not one to judge.

who the hell said i was tastin anything

if a woman cant be satisfied with my 4 inches of man fury.....

shes just frigid

arnold the pimp says

DATS RIGHT!

 

[medical]

nice

Actually she is 52 in that pic. Those legs are 37 inches long BTW!

 

[acneman]

Actually she is 52 in that pic. Those legs are 37 inches long BTW!

long cool woman
lucky guy

 

[pitbullrocco]

props medical! my ex is a nurse and she's a lisa too. damn, now the clomid's talking.....

 

[macrophage69alpha]

my wife took my balls 10 years ago, dont even miss them anymore...lol!

 

[lilleole]

props medical! my ex is a nurse and she's a lisa too. damn, now the clomid's talking.....