My gf is here now!

[sk*]

My parents are off to canada for a week, and my girl is staying with me for the week.

This is the best time ever. She is sleeping now though.

We got the pool, big screen tv, unlimited food, oh yea and sex.

-sk

 

[from zero]

While she's sleeping, place a decapitated head of yourself (fake of course, but get it really well done) next to her.

Chicks love waking up to that.

 

[argent]

Cool, your penis will chafe

 

[ajtomasi]

honey moon rash

 

[PolishHammer1977]

You know my thoughts

wake her up and say, "it's time"

 

[WODIN]

You paying by the hour or by the orgasm?

 

[Zander1983]

Good times

 

[I.B. Orpheus.]

Tear that pussy up.

 

[XBiker]

Tell her big daddy says, "Hello"

Don't worry, she'll know who it is.

 

[rjl296]

pics ??