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My gay roommate

Nathan

Nathan

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He's pretty much starting to creep me out. At first i figured all the poking and prodding and talking about my "hard body" was normal homosexual behavior. It ends up though that 'm not so sure anymore. I'm sure he's attracted to me cause he's said as much. I appreciate him doing my laundry and my dishes for me as well as offering to sow my pants up for me, don't get me wrong. But I'm not sure I appreciate the poking and the touching. It's not like he's trying to seduce me though - he keeps commenting on how straight I am and keeps trying to drill into my head the girl gts the orgasm first (I'm still not so sure about that one). Anyways, what would you guys do if you were in my situation? I actually had this same problem in high school and told my gay friend to back off and give me some personal space, which lasted about a day but whatever. This guy is my roommate though. Maybe if I plaster signs all over my apartment that say "Keeping your hands to yourself is cool" and "Only losers poke other men. Whatcha think?
 
somewhere out there on some other chat board, your roommate is posting about his gay roommate that weirds him out with all the "ball talk" and shaving.
 
AAP will probably suggest homoerotic scenarios which I'm simply not down with. I try not to giggle but it tickles sometimes dammit. HS, you like ball talk just as much as the rest of us and you fucking know it.
 
Nathan - you and I both know the only way to do this.

wait until he falls asleep, and then take off all of your clothes and then sit on his face and start acting like you are riding a bull, smacking him and yelling and shit.
if he wakes up, just start punching him in the face.
 
Nathan said:
He's pretty much starting to creep me out. At first i figured all the poking and prodding and talking about my "hard body" was normal homosexual behavior.
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So you don't like your gay roommate poking you huh?:o :eek2::D
 
Get a t-shirt printed with the letter SFL on them.
When he asks what it means tell him "Straight For Life".

Tell him that it helps you keep the queers at bay.

Also, start refering to queers as The Gays, as if they were a family living next door to you.
 
Okay, this seems to be back firing here. Ha ha, let's all laugh at Nathan and not-so-subtly suggest he's gay too. Well fuck all of ya. Please stop suggesting sexual things - it makes me uncomfortable. This would all be so much easier if I were gay. Maybe it wouldn't but whatever. Fuck you again. Should I maybe punch him in the back of the head then roll him up in a rug and throw him into the street? Will that do the trick?
 
have you thought about not sucking his dick in the morning so maybe you give him less of the "go ahead" sign?

just a thought - I want to help.
 
hope im never in your shoes, i have no problem with saying gay people in the street or anyhting but for a roomate it too close and too uncomfortable for me, get him a dildo to keep him occupied for now
 
Take a risk and getting him to back off by telling him you are in fact gay but that you're a bottom not a top. Apparently there are way more bottoms in the gay world and not enough tops, so there's a better than even chance he's a bottom as well. If you are both bottoms, there's no way you can have sex unless you both just bump bottoms, so he'll back off accordingly and look elsewhere till he finds a top.
 
Get all clingy and act jealous around his "partners".

Start talking about going to Hawaii to get legally married and adopting kids.
 
Okay, you've made me cry now. Thakns ever so much. Bastards. Maybe if I tell him I'm perpetually constipated and I could explode at any time? I'll try that.
 
Nathan said:
"Keeping your hands to yourself is cool" and "Only losers poke other men. Whatcha think?
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LoL thats fucking hilarious...... as for sewing your pants and shit, yeah thats kinda freaky, uhh go sew your own pants I say!
 
gymrat123 said:
seriously. just tell him how uncomforable he makes you feel.
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That sounds logical but then we'll both always feel unconmfortable if I have a "serious talk" or some shit. I've said stop poking me and he does until I see him next. Sigh. At least he makes for interesting stories and he boosts my self-esteem which really could use a boost.
 
I don't know if you are fully aware how well a total ass kicking works. just beat the shit out of him and tell him that he will burn in hell for his impure thoughts. "god hates fags"
 
use soap on a rope, and make sure that there are no open flames around when you bend over. He might think that your ass is flaming and try to put it out.
 
Youre living with a fag, fags are attracted to other men, which you are. What did you expect to happen from this? Its like a man living with a woman as "roomates" and the man making passes, innuendos at the female, its sort of expected at some point.
 
Okay, gotcha. You know what, fuck it, I'm just gonna buy a chastity belt and keep myself very very clean at all times. I'll thikn about Jesus a lot too and make hand paintings of Jesus and then plasrter them to the walls. This will work perfectly.
 
Poor, poor Nathan!

1st, I don't think I've seen a thread this funny, but I'm new, maybe there is lots of funny shit to discover here! But thanks, anyway, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at some of these posts...

Are you in college or something? I mean, throw him out & get a new roomate and call mom to get the goods on cleaning, cooking and sewing.

Better still, break his heart; spread the plastic sheet on the living room floor, light candles, get naked & pumped, spread the Mazola oil all over while he's eating at the dining room table, talk about how fuckin' horny you are .... and have a GIRLfriend come in and fuck your lights out in front of him (pay a hooker if U have 2)! You should seriously consider doing her in the ass &/or having her blow you slowly ...

Maybe he'll go on his own ...

Sure would like to know how U make out, though....~LOL~

Knot
 
If he WASN'T attracted to you.... boy, that would be the ultimate let down huh?

Look, just take your pants off before asking him to "fix the hole in the pockets..."
 
Knot_Sharpe said:
Poor, poor Nathan!

1st, I don't think I've seen a thread this funny, but I'm new, maybe there is lots of funny shit to discover here! But thanks, anyway, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at some of these posts...

Are you in college or something? I mean, throw him out & get a new roomate and call mom to get the goods on cleaning, cooking and sewing.

Better still, break his heart; spread the plastic sheet on the living room floor, light candles, get naked & pumped, spread the Mazola oil all over while he's eating at the dining room table, talk about how fuckin' horny you are .... and have a GIRLfriend come in and fuck your lights out in front of him (pay a hooker if U have 2)! You should seriously consider doing her in the ass &/or having her blow you slowly ...

Maybe he'll go on his own ...

Sure would like to know how U make out, though....~LOL~

Knot
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That was teribly graphic. Thanks very much. :)

Code - what does a bandana have to do with anything?
 
Nathan said:


That was teribly graphic. Thanks very much. :)

Code - what does a bandana have to do with anything?
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Apparently, The Gays wear colored bandana's to advertise the kinds of "things" to other gays.
 
I just say let him know that the touching makes you feel uncomfortable..and you are being serious. Tell him you would appreciate that he keeps hos hands to himself...I am assumiong you do..cause if you don't stop teasing him and leading him on ;)
 
Next time he touches you say that your partner doesn't like anyon to touch his bitch and then explain why when he pokes you feel molested and dirty
 
How did you get hooked up with a gay roommate anyway? He could be a really cool guy, but you must of acknowledged the possibility of sexual tension.


Are you really straight? I think you have some things to think about bro.
 
Knot_Sharpe said:
Poor, poor Nathan!

1st, I don't think I've seen a thread this funny, but I'm new, maybe there is lots of funny shit to discover here! But thanks, anyway, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at some of these posts...

Are you in college or something? I mean, throw him out & get a new roomate and call mom to get the goods on cleaning, cooking and sewing.

Better still, break his heart; spread the plastic sheet on the living room floor, light candles, get naked & pumped, spread the Mazola oil all over while he's eating at the dining room table, talk about how fuckin' horny you are .... and have a GIRLfriend come in and fuck your lights out in front of him (pay a hooker if U have 2)! You should seriously consider doing her in the ass &/or having her blow you slowly ...

Maybe he'll go on his own ...

Sure would like to know how U make out, though....~LOL~

Knot
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this is a good plan, but it shows you don't know nathan at all.....he would never use oil. he prefers condiments such as grape jelly, mustard and ketchup. using oil would just be sick. ;)
 
Thanks, TEXgrl.
Nice to see you are so open minded.
Was just tryin' to "paint a picture", little details like lubricant of choice are really personal preferences...

What did it for U? The candles? ~LOL~

Knot
 
You know that right now, while you're away posting on the computer, your roomate is back at home, laying in your bed with a pair of your dirty underwear over his head, spanking the monkey all over your sheets right?

Hahaha! You're too nice. Straight or gay, people can be polite and respectful. It appears that you are either leading him on in some way through ambiguous behavior, or you've got an impolite/perv roomate (again no connotation on sexuality) that doesn't respect your boundaries.

If it's the latter, having a talk won't help. If it's the former, be a little more firm (lol) with him about your boundaries.
 
Knot_Sharpe said:
Thanks, TEXgrl.
Nice to see you are so open minded.
Was just tryin' to "paint a picture", little details like lubricant of choice are really personal preferences...

What did it for U? The candles? ~LOL~

Knot
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the candles were nice for mood lighting.....the plastic sheeting makes for easy cleanup, which shows a considerate person....

the naked and pumped is a great visual for me.

i won't say what the "fuck your lights out" phrase did for me! :p plus the reference to anal was just icing on the cake ;)

p.s. you had me at hello
 
"p.s. you had me at hello"

I haven't had a serious crush on anyone for a long time ...

Looks like you're gonna become THE object of my attention!

Knot
 
First, no flirting on my thread unless you're female and it's with ME.

Second, fuck all of you who are calling me gay. I knew he was gay before he moved in cause he told me and the strong lisp and talk about flowers and decor really kinda gave him away. I couldn't afford to tell him no though since my parents own this place and needed to fill it. Bite me all of you. Thanks for thikning I'm gay. I really bring this shit upon myself don't I? I wish I were a whole lot brighter than this. Let's change the topic of the thread to how I can become more clever. I'm thinking 3 week old sushi, about 45 Wonder woman action figures, and 67 copies of the movie "What about Bob?" should render me a whole lot more intelligent. What do you guys think?
 
LOL!!!

Sorry...your purile wit just made it seem that you were batting for the raindbow team.
 
nathan,

you are so not gay! i used to have my suspicions, due to the pun in your location, but since you added that new avatar, i'm definitely getting a hetero vibe from you....its a sick twisted, vibe, but it is definitely hetero.
 
Sorry guys, there is no appeasing me now. I'm raging over here. I just gunned down an innocent oriental family that sometimes passes by my house all the while screaming, "I am not gay dammit!" I suppose the fact that I actually have to say I'm not gay doesn't help matters. Fuck you guys again. Now you've got me looking for some way that I might be gay. I'm all thinking to myself, "Well, I may not be sexually attracted to men but I sure do think flowers are pretty. Oh crap." Thanks pantloads bastards.
 
Nathan,

Hey, I'm new and I'm real sorry about the flirtin' on your thread
Knot.

And I understand your confusion, but Mayor Mel is gonna get pissed if you start reducing the population in Chinatown. Now, get a grip, its all gonna be OK.

You just need another renter, right? ... What's the price/mo, maybe I need a place downtown!!! Company bankrolls it and me or a few "business associates/customers" crash there, say 3 weekends a month?

Bonus - no faggy pokey on weekdays or weekends!!
Could probably cop some ticks for us to some Bball & Hockey games, too, if UR interested....

Now, can I flirt on your thread????????????????

Knot
 
Wow, took the damn test...

"That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation (42%). The typical straight guy is only 39% gay!"

Dayam!, I even got the bandsaw question!!

Knot
 
I can't kick him out - he signed a lease. Bastard. I will take some sports tickets though just so long as you're clear that it won't be a date and that if you are looking for some action then you at least have to buy me dinner first.
 
Nate,

Just wanted to jump in here.

I know in my heart you are a homo, so it's all good.

Carry on. Private.
 
Darktooth said:
lol, I've noticed that XBiker is starting to make a thefantom1 tradition... always showing up on gay-related threads :D :p
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Nah, bro. Nate is gay and we love him for it.

That is all.
 
TEXgrl said:
i took it, it says i'm 48% gay and that the average woman is 32%

i'm a classic overachiever ;)
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:lmao:
 
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