my fortune cookie

[stilleto]

I got chinese food last night and this is what my fortune cookie said exactly (i'm looking at it now because i saved it):


Here we go. "Moo Shu Cereal" for breakfast with duck sauce.




what does that mean?

 

[the_clockwork]

Moo shu is chinese for whole grain..

they want you to eat whole grain cereal for breakfast with duck sauce

you're welcome

 

[stilleto]

Moo shu is chinese for whole grain..

they want you to eat whole grain cereal for breakfast with duck sauce

you're welcome

so if i ordered moo shu pork, will i get pig and cheerios?

 

[Faizakafez]

im 1/2 chinnese so i can interpert this for you...

 

[the_clockwork]

so if i ordered moo shu pork, will i get pig and cheerios?

being an owner of a chinese restaurante I can tell you the moo shu pork is not actually pork.. want me to provide pictures?

 

[stilleto]

im 1/2 chinnese so i can interpert this for you...

somehow, i doubt this.

 

[stilleto]

being an owner of a chinese restaurante I can tell you the moo shu pork is not actually pork.. want me to provide pictures?

waw tung yee

 

[Faizakafez]

somehow, i doubt this.

smart cookie!!!

 

[digimon7068]

i'd totally open your fortune cookie. . .jus' sayin'. . .

 

[the_clockwork]

waw tung yee

english mother fucker!

 

[blueta2]

I"Moo Shu


what does that mean?

well the MOO pretty much explains it

 

[digimon7068]

waw tung yee

i would also tung your yee

 

[stilleto]

english mother fucker!

oh. sorry.
"I agree"

 

[the_clockwork]

oh. sorry.
"I agree"

thank you..

just because I own a 5 star chinese buffet doesn't mean I speak chinese!

Do you want to see my disgusting chinese food pictures or not?

 

[stilleto]

thank you..

just because I own a 5 star chinese buffet doesn't mean I speak chinese!

Do you want to see my disgusting chinese food pictures or not?

i do.
unless its G o a t s e
i've seen that many times.

 

[digimon7068]

thank you..

just because I own a 5 star chinese buffet doesn't mean I speak chinese!

Do you want to see my disgusting chinese food pictures or not?

yes!

 

[nefertiti]

I once got a fortune cookie that said, "You will get no new clothes."

It was pretty awesome.

 

[the_clockwork]

yes!

send me your email addy in a karma message and I'll forward you it..

it's pretty sick

 

[blueta2]

ok, I thought my MOO post was very funny

 

[the_clockwork]

ok, I thought my MOO post was very funny

I lack all forms of sense of humor