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My first assault charge

Bobber

Bobber

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Well it's official... I am just not cut out for life in this state. I can't even count how many fights I have been in in my life and last Friday I got in a fight with 2 of my room mates low life friends in my house and I get assault charges files against me! It was 5 o'clock in the morning and I had shit to do Saturday morning and these guys were being obnoxiously loud so I asked them to leave, twice with a 15 minute interval. Long story short they wouldn't leave so I pushed them. One guy hits me from the back, I split his eye open then they both get me to the ground one trying to choke me out the other punching my face an lats. Oh and did mention one of them took a bite of skin off my chest? If shit like that happened in Texas I would have the right to shoot the mother fuckers.

In one year I have been in 3 fights up here and this 2 on 1 has been the most fair one yet. People up here are fuckin pussies. I have notwored out in almost 2 weeks now thanks to the hole where the guy bit me and I am about to freak the fuck out if I can't get back in the gym soon.
 
thats fuckin as a gay as lestat
 
bw1 said:
Bit your chest?, wtf
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Not even on top of my chest, he took a little bigger than a quarter size hunk out right under the chest shoulder tie in area kinda by my arm pit. I am guessing thats how we landed with that area right on his mouth and he just clamped down. It's healed down to the size of a pencil eraser now and i feel i should be able to lift tomorrow with out it opening back up or stinging too bad from sweat dripping in it.
 
Bobber said:
Well it's official... I am just not cut out for life in this state. I can't even count how many fights I have been in in my life and last Friday I got in a fight with 2 of my room mates low life friends in my house and I get assault charges files against me! It was 5 o'clock in the morning and I had shit to do Saturday morning and these guys were being obnoxiously loud so I asked them to leave, twice with a 15 minute interval. Long story short they wouldn't leave so I pushed them. One guy hits me from the back, I split his eye open then they both get me to the ground one trying to choke me out the other punching my face an lats. Oh and did mention one of them took a bite of skin off my chest? If shit like that happened in Texas I would have the right to shoot the mother fuckers.

In one year I have been in 3 fights up here and this 2 on 1 has been the most fair one yet. People up here are fuckin pussies. I have notwored out in almost 2 weeks now thanks to the hole where the guy bit me and I am about to freak the fuck out if I can't get back in the gym soon.
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you sound like some one I would chill with.I just got out of jail fore running 15 guys over with my car and brakeing another guys jaw.respect matha fucker.thats what iam sayen.lol
 
Your roomie didn't help you out? I would have stomped on the dude who bit you's melon. A couple times. What a lil bitch.
 
Subzero - No they were not scary...look like 2 regular douche bags, one thinks he is a rapper and the other does landscaping.


Needto - Smart ass.

Huckster - The worst part about it is that my room mate has known me for 4.5 years and them for only 2 months!!! How fucked up is that? While I was getting choked and hit in the back of the head I kept thinking he was going to do something at anytime...it never happened. He is moving out next Friday.

Now I have to spend my New Years bahamas trip money on lawyers fees to keep this bullshit off my record. Lawyer is one of the best in the state and gave me a check list of shit to do and she said she could make it to where it never sees court, thank God.
 
Bobber said:
Subzero - No they were not scary...look like 2 regular douche bags, one thinks he is a rapper and the other does landscaping.
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lol @ rapper.

It was probably worth it then.

*Props bro*
 
Bobber said:
Smurfy I started training at the Kentlands, I will look for you from the side...haha.
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hey Im there 5am - 6am during the week. in fact I should be in bed cuz I plan on being there tomorrow.
 
damn bobber
is it a felony charge?
happened to me once...some dipshit thu a punch at me, missed, and i connected.
dumbass pressed charges, misdeamounr (sp) though.
it eventually got quashed, thankfully
and in all seriousness, i've found in life you can't move from your problems, they follow you regardless of locale.
i'd look inside for answers, which i'm sure you have and already know.
good luck bor
 
needtogetas said:
you sound like some one I would chill with.I just got out of jail fore running 15 guys over with my car and brakeing another guys jaw.respect matha fucker.thats what iam sayen.lol
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do you think you're respected more now?
 
Smurfy -My earliest client I have is at 8 thank God, Tuesdays and Fridays. Lol @ the butch dyke hair cutted 2-3 year off season bodybuilder look you have goin' on!

Ludendorf -I really don't know what it is yet. The cops just called and said they are pressing charges from the hospital. I have not been served papers yet. I am so frikkin tired of fighting. i have been fighting since I was in second grade and I figured i would be done with it by now. As a result i have decided to quit drinking all together and am starting jiu jitsu as soon as I am healed 100% to learn to discipline. I am for sure looking inside bro. Thanks for understanding!
 
Bobber said:
Smurfy -My earliest client I have is at 8 thank God, Tuesdays and Fridays. Lol @ the butch dyke hair cutted 2-3 year off season bodybuilder look you have goin' on!

Ludendorf -I really don't know what it is yet. The cops just called and said they are pressing charges from the hospital. I have not been served papers yet. I am so frikkin tired of fighting. i have been fighting since I was in second grade and I figured i would be done with it by now. As a result i have decided to quit drinking all together and am starting jiu jitsu as soon as I am healed 100% to learn to discipline. I am for sure looking inside bro. Thanks for understanding!
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Good luck with self-discipline bro - once you learn to channel anger other places, you'll be more at peace with yourself, and your stress level will be reduced considerably.........

Take care...........
 
so you're gonna give up fighting and take up jiu jitsu huh...

Now when it does happen again you'll be even more of an effective fighter.
 
shoulda stayed in Texas
 
hey Bobber, can you work on getting a Pullover machine up in the gym? Also, they should install those little tvs on the cardio machines.
 
Smurfy said:
hey Bobber, can you work on getting a Pullover machine up in the gym? Also, they should install those little tvs on the cardio machines.
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Are you looking to do 3-hour cardio sessions Smurfy?
 
if you informed those guys that you were going to file for assault against them, would they be inclined to withdraw their own charge?

seems to me that everyone involved is about to shovel lots of money into the fire for nothing. in your court case, theyre going to say that you attacked them, youre going to argue mitigating circumstances bla bla bla, and in their court case youre going to say that you were beset by 2 people (making it an aggravated assault), struck from behind bla bla and THEYRE going to argue mitigating circumstances and all that bullshit...the judge is going to roll his eyes, and the lawyers are going to nod sagely as they bill you for 5 grand.

imo get a third person to smother the flames, unruffle the feathers, and put this bullshit behind you

and i totally agree about people being softcocks and fighting in groups. wankers. they all watch movies at home and fantasise about being lone warriors, but in real life, their dick retracts back into their bodies faster than a vaccuum cleaner cord :rolleyes:
 
"the other punching my face an lats."


Don't use this in court. Normals won't understand.


Good luck man.
 
Smurfy - They wi;; do nothing of the sort.

Golden - That is exactly what will happen if these douche bags don't frop it. How can i go about getting them to drop it sooner than later?

Gonelifting - Thanks man.
 
Geez, man, just geez. Call the cops on them next time. I guess you realize that in hidsight? Get a good lawyer in your corner and do whatever you can to learn anger managment skills. Taking ju jitsu and then getting into a subsequent fight can actually work against you if you have to appear in court in the future for fighting again. I don't think that is fair, but that is how it is.

Good luck with your court case.

PS...don't talk about the events with anyone until you talk to your attorney. (Probably not best to talk about it on a public forum on the internet, either)
 
Bobber said:
Smurfy - They wi;; do nothing of the sort.

Golden - That is exactly what will happen if these douche bags don't frop it. How can i go about getting them to drop it sooner than later?
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well as you probably well know, immediately after a fight, blood is still hot and everybody still wants to kill/mame/rape everyone else, so of course, stay away from those guys for the time being. you could get a third person (your housemate sounded ideal until he showed that he has no balls plus the emotional maturity of a ripe banana) to approach the guys, sit them down, and explain to them blow by blow why it isnt worth it, or you could wait a couple of weeks and do it yourself, so long as youre diplomatic about it and arent the type of guy to see red and beat the shit out of them a second time

either way though, imo you need to go to a police station and make a statement about it ASAP, because the longer you wait, the more your credibility will drop - the judge will see your case as an attempt to offset theirs, rather than see you as a victim outright - and you NEED to be seen as a victim here. real victims act all distressed, and go to the police straight away, looking really upset. fakers go to the police after they hear that the other guys are suing them.

oh, yah. when the cop taking your statement asks how you feel about it, shut up about the other guys filing against you. the reason youre in there making a statement is because youre fearful of these 2 guys coming back to start trouble, and you dont want it to escalate, and so having a record of it might help dissuade them from any illegal violent action

once you have all your pieces on the board, then you talk to the 2 guys. not before.

cheerios
 
bobber- best of luck bro, get your room mate in your corner too as a witness, if he has been your friend for over 4 years he should do something!

play it smart and make sure your the victim, i mean FFS they BIT you, say they tried to sexually asault you as well!
 
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