My fellow cyber friends, please help me......

[karson]

I just woke up and there is a girl here and I cant remember her name. I was so drunk last night I dont know what happened. she keeps saying I was so sweet last night for what I did and i dont know what the fuck shes talking about. She is in the shower now and im about to run out of my own apartment. HELP ME. Should I pick a fight and kick her out? Shes already making plans for us all day today. WTF

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Don't drink so much. Be glad your drunk ass could get some.

Chop her up in the shower.

 

[kuda75]

damn dude if she is good looking then i suggest to ride this one out. but if she is ugly or fat kick her ass out and dont tell anybody about her.. lol

 

[HamsterHider]

Ask her to tell her how you could have improved the sweet thing you did? Because next time you'll make it even better. Probe her for info.
Do you have alcohol breath this morning?

 

[karson]

dudes

shes pretty good looking, but I just want to chill alone today. Dude my breath is 180 proof.....I just told her my mom needs me to help her do yard work at her house today and I have to go. She doesnt buy it and is ignoring me, ah well

 

[theoak01]

fuck her and while fucking ask what you did,very simple and you get your gun off again

 

[booger]

Depends

What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 beers. If she's the former get rid of her. That's the bad thing about picking them up when you're drunk. They don't look the same as when you're sober. Here's a line that should get rid of her. "Oh, there's something I forgot to tell you last night. I got AIDS".

 

[TxCollegeguy]

just have lunch with her tomorrow...

 

[Freak Show]

Re: dudes

I just told her my mom needs me to help her do yard work at her house today and I have to go. She doesnt buy it and is ignoring me, ah well

You're new at this aren't you? You need to learn some better lines. You should have pulled the "family vacation" line. Lemme think.....hey wait. she's cute, you got some, she wants some more, AND YOU WANNA CHILL ALONE???!!! What the hell is wrong with you? I don't think I can give you any more lines after hearing that.