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My Encounter with a hot ass milf.

HS Lifter

HS Lifter

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So I was at work the other day (retail) and I noticed this very hot milf.

Blonde hair, Designer Sunglasses, Banging body, Designer clothing, etc. Your typical hot ass blonde milf (Milfs always seem to smell very good too).

Anyway, as I was walking by her, she asks if I could help her out.

As I was helping her out(christmas lights), she was calling me by my first name(nametag) and licking her lips alot and just simply being flirtatious and seductive. After I got her what she needed, she then asked:

Now you have to come and put the lights on my tree.

This kinda took me by suprise (Im only 20) since ive never had a run in with a milf before( besides the gym, but that doesnt count).

I kept cool and said "I will bring the misletoe".

Just kidding, I simply said "Sure".

She then mumbled something, said thank you HS Lifter and walked away.:(

At the end, I was like "WTF was that all about?"

Anyway, just thought Id share, I guess she was just fucking with me. :worried:

The end.
 
She needed an elf to make her Christmas experience complete. Hence the invite.
 
I was there bro and I heard what she mumbled... "Your loss little boy, you could have been ramming me within the hour if you had some balls."
 
gonelifting said:
I was there bro and I heard what she mumbled... "Your loss little boy, you could have been ramming me within the hour if you had some balls."
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I said sure with a seductive grin.

I mean, what the hell was I supposed to say? Can I ram my cock in your ass after I put your lights up?
 
Seriously dude - she was throwing up the softball, all you had to do was swing, poonanihead. Or maybe she was just out to prove to herself that she could still turn on a young kid and that the Botox was working before she went home to her pathetically rich, small-penised husband. Either way - go home and wack off to it.
 
Dude, if you would have said "I'll bring the mistletoe" that would have been pure money. Seriously, you would have had sex with her. Shame on you.
 
HS Lifter said:
I know, didnt want to come off aggressive though....
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In a normal situation you would be right, but you said she was licking her lips, talking all sexy or whatever. lol What did you want HER to say other than she did. You gotta take hints bro, you did`nt do it aggressively enough.

Learning experience.
 
LOL@this thread.


You should have said....."Ill wear my mistletoe briefs"
 
The Shadow said:
LOL@this thread.


You should have said....."Ill wear my mistletoe briefs"
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Wow they make those :p
 
HS Lifter said:
I said sure with a seductive grin.

I mean, what the hell was I supposed to say? Can I ram my cock in your ass after I put your lights up?
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Exactly what you should of said. She would been all over you the minute you finished. :chomp:
 
i think the misletoe line wouldn't have got you any farther

Not to wreck the memories, but I really doubt a hot ass milf is gonna throw some pooonany at a 20 yr old working at Best Buy. She was probably being a bit sassy/slutish, all women do that shit from time to time. Though it has happened before, your chances are slim to none that something even remotely like this will ever happen again.
 
Gambino said:
i think the misletoe line wouldn't have got you any farther

Not to wreck the memories, but I really doubt a hot ass milf is gonna throw some pooonany at a 20 yr old working at Best Buy. She was probably being a bit sassy/slutish, all women do that shit from time to time. Though it has happened before, your chances are slim to none that something even remotely like this will ever happen again.
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I agree with the above except the bold.

It will happen again.... ;)
 
Gambino said:
i think the misletoe line wouldn't have got you any farther

Not to wreck the memories, but I really doubt a hot ass milf is gonna throw some pooonany at a 20 yr old working at Best Buy. She was probably being a bit sassy/slutish, all women do that shit from time to time. Though it has happened before, your chances are slim to none that something even remotely like this will ever happen again.
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Damn it! I was just getting turned on.
 
Still thinking about her....

I should have just said "I think we have the lights you want in the stockroom, follow me".

Then proceed to rail her over boxes of christmas lights, while im wearing a Santa Hat/Beard combo...

this sucks.
 
I think you were just taken a back because your still in Highschool once you get to college you will have your game down better.
 
curling said:
I think you were just taken a back because your still in Highschool once you get to college you will have your game down better.
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dude, im not in HS anymore, I mentioned im 20 above...

Half way through college as well...

if I was not at work, would have been different, I cant "spit game" at every cute chick( or milf for that matter) that walks by.

I think I handled the situation well(once again, I was at work), if she wanted me to bang her, she would simply said "Ok heres my number, call me when you get off(no pun intended)".

Like the others have said above, I think she just was in a teasing/sassy mood...

and I was the victim :(
 
You would of been so in if it went like this:

"I will bring the mistletoe"

and then finished it off. Closed the deal if you will:

"Then you can bring the camel-toe"

I'm telling you. Pimp to pimp, Playa to Playa.

You'd be throwin' her a serious hump, in the back of her '98 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer Edition, if you would of played the young dude, old broad dance.

Next time bro, close the deal.
 
she was testing her milf powers.
 
I have fucked up far worse, it's gonne be in your head for a while....
 
BBC said:
You would of been so in if it went like this:

"I will bring the mistletoe"

and then finished it off. Closed the deal if you will:

"Then you can bring the camel-toe"

I'm telling you. Pimp to pimp, Playa to Playa.

You'd be throwin' her a serious hump, in the back of her '98 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer Edition, if you would of played the young dude, old broad dance.

Next time bro, close the deal.
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She either had an Benz or a Beemer. Coupe and convertable.
 
Gambino said:
i think the misletoe line wouldn't have got you any farther

Not to wreck the memories, but I really doubt a hot ass milf is gonna throw some pooonany at a 20 yr old working at Best Buy. She was probably being a bit sassy/slutish, all women do that shit from time to time. Though it has happened before, your chances are slim to none that something even remotely like this will ever happen again.
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Bullshit...Me and my friends got so much MILF ass when we were 16+ its not even funny.
 
i had a run in once in Hs
went to go buy some shit and i was all dressed up nice for some reason and go to buy with a check even though ppl fucking hate these things these days and it says my name and my mom name on it

the whore says to me "where is the wedding ring" i was like SHIT wtf that mean

and she said "arent u married" i see you and your ur wifes name on the check

and like "silly you thats my mom name "
 
My opinion: you couldn't have done anything different to get this MILF. She was clearly just toying with you, if she had really wanted to get anything it would have happened no matter what stupid comment you made, short of blatantly turning her down. To a MILF who really wants sex from someone, there is no difference between "sure" and some cornball line like "I'll bring the mistletoe".
 
Forge said:
My opinion: you couldn't have done anything different to get this MILF. She was clearly just toying with you, if she had really wanted to get anything it would have happened no matter what stupid comment you made, short of blatantly turning her down. To a MILF who really wants sex from someone, there is no difference between "sure" and some cornball line like "I'll bring the mistletoe".
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i don't think i qualify for the "milf" category, but i'm pretty sure you're correct.
 
She could'a had you waxing her BMW and even vacume it out she was working you so hard..

A MILF working a young dudes for what she needed is all it was..
Enjoy the fantasy though..
 
Sugarplum said:
i don't think i qualify for the "milf" category, but i'm pretty sure you're correct.
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I've had several MILFs come onto me in my lifetime, and believe me it was hard to get them to leave me alone. They were all married so I never messed with any of them, but nothing short of "get the hell away from me" would dissuade these hornballs.
 
Forge said:
I've had several MILFs come onto me in my lifetime, and believe me it was hard to get them to leave me alone. They were all married so I never messed with any of them, but nothing short of "get the hell away from me" would dissuade these hornballs.
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oh... well then forget it, i definately don't qualify- i'm horny, but not like a pushy bitch. lol
 
HS Lifter said:
I know, didnt want to come off aggressive though....
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Why not? Milfs rule, they are usually busy with the kiddies so when you do get together, chances are they will want some cock action. Then they go away and leave you alone.
 
Never give up the chance to be with a MILF. I got me one and she's taking care of me in every way. They're horny and more experimental. They usually have had a dull marriage and want excitement. And man can they shag like a minx! Five more hours till I hook up with mine!
 
bdog527 said:
lmao he works in retail. she was toying with him plain and simple.

professional lol
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If you're going to work for someone, or a company, remain professional about it. Even if you're working in some sleazy burger joint or clothes shop, atleast have some decorum and discipline.
 
echelon right said:
If you're going to work for someone, or a company, remain professional about it. Even if you're working in some sleazy burger joint or clothes shop, atleast have some decorum and discipline.
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Hey I agree but using that as an excuse is fairly pathetic. Retail jobs are a dime a dozen and if you are a hard worker, show up daily on time and are trustworthy then you are professional for that level of work. But hey I'm sure his manager was proud right?
 
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