My dick's so big.........

[frorider6]

My dick's so big it has snow on top all year round.

So let's hear 'em.

(All credit given to Drew Carey and his book)

 

[Phumunda]

... my nickname's "The Human Tripod"

Phumunda

 

[tripleV]

I'LL be the judge of dick sizeness around here

 

[frorider6]

My dick's so big it won't return Spielberg's call.

 

[Test boy]

Mine is very excessively large. Need to use a hydraulic jack when I go to the restroom. Women don't walk away, they RUN....if they don't faint first.

 

[Test boy]

Last girlfriend said that having triplets was a "walk in the park" compared to containing my manhood.

 

[Rex]

My dick is so big squirrels climb up it looking for a couple of nuts.

 

[Phumunda]

"Baby, what do you say we go somewhere that's a little more private"
"Ummm, I dunno. You're cute and all, but..."
*interupts*
"Baby, that ain't my arm around your shoulder..."

Phumunda

 

[slash747]

My dick is so big it can feed a family of cocksuckers

 

[frorider6]

Some of you are missing the point. You have to phrase it as "My dick's so big......."

I hate when I have to explain these things.

 

[slash747]

My dick is so big, that when god wanted to make light, he told me to move my dick out of the way

 

[Phumunda]

... RyanH had to come back for seconds! Bwahaaa... *pauses* Wait a minute!

Phumunda

 

[slash747]

My dick is so big, it's worshipped as a Pagan God.

 

[frorider6]

My dick's so big, NASA sent out a probe to find the tip.

 

[slash747]

My dick is so big, the man always be tryin' to keep it down.

 

[talonracer]

My dicks so big. it gets athletes foot (think about that one)

 

[slash747]

My dick is so big, it has its own fraternity, Delta Theta Cock.

 

[Test boy]

My dick is so big that girls got to use supplemental oxygen tanks when scaling it. Takes them weeks. Most succumb to exhaustion firstand are carried away with a smile on their face. Normally takes 3-4 attempts for every successful ascent.

 

[Test boy]

My dicks so big that erections cause a total eclipse of the sun. The military emplys me for their "night time" covert operations since I turn day into night at will.

 

[KAYNE]

YOUR DICK IS SO BIG THAT IF YOU HAVE TO SAY IT IS BIG THEN IT IS NOT TOO BIG.

KAYNE

 

[supersizeme]

My dick's so big it's in the other room making us drinks right now.

 

[tripleV]

 

[slash747]

My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and my dick.

 

[kunta]

My dick is so big people say i look like a T-Rex walking backwards

 

[slash747]

My dick is so big, I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.

 

[Warik]

Mine is bigger.

-Warik

 

[TheProject]

My dick is so big, I entered it in the big dick contest, and it came in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.

 

[slash747]

My dick is so big, it has its own seat at the bar wherever I go

 

[Test boy]

Kayne...you sound like you have big dick envy. We are just clowning around.

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

Oh I love my penis it’s soooooooooooo big, how about you blokes proove it?! Post a picture!

 

[Test boy]

SexKitten Candy loves the big meat. Every woman should.

 

[musclepump20]

my dick's so big, women live inside it.

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

I love a hot beef injection. I’ll take one any day.

Yes ALL women should love the big meat, but not all women do.

 

[nitlyan]

My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and my dick.

LMAO

 

[Champ]

My dick is so big......the fourth hijacked plane was heading for my tip.

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

oh please!!!!!!!

you all have dicks on your heads!!!!!!

 

[b fold the truth]

Hmmm...I'd be honest...but I'll refrain from all of the laughs I'd get

B True

 

[Champ]

My dick is so big............Bush asked me if the USA could use it to launch strikes on terrorism.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

My dick's so big it won't return Spielberg's call.

LOL!!

 

[mekannik]

My dick is so big that it takes six fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jerk me off.

 

[frorider6]

My dick's so big, God told me one day, "Hey man, that's a pretty big dick"

 

[TheProject]

My dick's so big, there's a movie, Godzilla vs. my dick.

 

[hardbdygrl]

wow u guys really must say this stuff allll the time,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[Test boy]

hardbdygirl...I'm sitting here wondering if you have ever posted on a non sex thread. Seems like you pop up whenever sex is discussed. You know...we really could have had something girl! I'm saying all this in a friendly though so I hope it does not get misinterpreted.