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GoldenDelicious
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they dont. youre just short. now shush.
KaitlinJRob1982
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Maverick said:
Hi I dont know you. But I'm new here. I am a friend of a former member who isnt around here right now, his screen name is Pervis Ellisson. When he introduced me to this board he told me to hate two people. You and Vinilgroover.
so fuck you, you look like a fag.
good night
hotzie
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im seriously in e-love with youKaitlinJRob1982 said:Hi I dont know you. But I'm new here. I am a friend of a former member who isnt around here right now, his screen name is Pervis Ellisson. When he introduced me to this board he told me to hate two people. You and Vinilgroover.
so fuck you, you look like a fag.
good night
KaitlinJRob1982 said:Hi I dont know you. But I'm new here. I am a friend of a former member who isnt around here right now, his screen name is Pervis Ellisson. When he introduced me to this board he told me to hate two people. You and Vinilgroover.
so fuck you, you look like a fag.
good night
Maverick is a very nice guy. I dont know why PE would say that about him or Vinilgroover.
KaitlinJRob1982
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hotzie said:
hahah. was that too mean? I think its funny that D made a point to tell me to always try to cuss out Maverick and Vinilgroover on any post they make.
he said that if someone buys me a membership or something that I can bomb them whateve that means
KaitlinJRob1982
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BUBBLES said:Maverick is a very nice guy I dont know why PE aould say that about him or Vinilgroover.
i dont know. d is funny like that. he hates random people sometimes. its funny cuz in real life he's nice to everyone and everyone loves him. one of those addicting personalities you know?
haha. so did I burn Maverick pretty good?
beefcake28
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If you have to ask... it wasn't good enough.KaitlinJRob1982 said:
KaitlinJRob1982
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beefcake28 said:
sorry
im new to chat board stuff. i have posted messages online before but its not liek conversational and as fast. this is more like a chat room than a chat board.im trying to learn as i go how all of this works
hotzie
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youre doin great , dont listen to these assholesKaitlinJRob1982 said:sorry
im trying to learn as i go how all of this works
KaitlinJRob1982
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hotzie said:
you're too nice
i dont know why i keep getting private messages about how to stay away from all these people when these people are nice to me!if i ever got filled with xanax and was f'd up? i would give you nude pictures of me.
but that will never happen. so you can dream
hotzie
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shit if you ever decide to eat some xanies let me knowKaitlinJRob1982 said:you're too nice
if i ever got filled with xanax and was f'd up? i would give you nude pictures of me.
but that will never happen. so you can dream
HumorMe
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KaitlinJRob1982 said:Hi I dont know you. But I'm new here. I am a friend of a former member who isnt around here right now, his screen name is Pervis Ellisson. When he introduced me to this board he told me to hate two people. You and Vinilgroover.
so fuck you, you look like a fag.
good night
You are going to fit in fine around here.
KaitlinJRob1982
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HumorMe said:
You are going to fit in fine around here.
Hi
Perviss also said you were a great guy too. I forgot but rememberd because your screen name Humor. I knew it was humor or something.
Maverick
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Im 5'11 so Im not that short.......
hotzie, if that is your spic ass your avatar, I know why your so angry all the time. you really are not a good looking fellow. I feel sorry for you
and to the new e skank kaitlinJRob1982........ just do what you do best and show us some skin or get back on your pole.
hotzie, if that is your spic ass your avatar, I know why your so angry all the time. you really are not a good looking fellow. I feel sorry for you
and to the new e skank kaitlinJRob1982........ just do what you do best and show us some skin or get back on your pole.
hotzie
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you dont think im goodlookinMaverick said:Im 5'11 so Im not that short.......
hotzie, if that is your spic ass your avatar, I know why your so angry all the time. you really are not a good looking fellow. I feel sorry for you
and to the new e skank kaitlinJRob1982........ just do what you do best and show us some skin or get back on your pole.
btw im white bro , goddamn canadian faggot
KaitlinJRob1982
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Maverick said:Im 5'11 so Im not that short.......
hotzie, if that is your spic ass your avatar, I know why your so angry all the time. you really are not a good looking fellow. I feel sorry for you
and to the new e skank kaitlinJRob1982........ just do what you do best and show us some skin or get back on your pole.
why do you want me to show you skin? you're a homosexual. i will always have pervis's back.
you look like you still suck your mom's nipples for milk break
HumorMe
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KaitlinJRob1982 said:Hi
Hi to you too.
Kak is good guy. Old school member from way back. Lost touch with him for awhile until lately. Good to see him back.
Welcome to the boards and hope you enjoy your stay.
KaitlinJRob1982
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BUBBLES said:
D is perviss's real first name
aww i wish he had internet at his apartment I miss hiM
KaitlinJRob1982
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Maverick said:LMAO....... your one ugly looking white guy
I'm sorry, but you are in no position to call anyone ugly. You look like one of those guys who always has too much spit in their mouth when they talk and always choke on their own spit or spit on other people when they speak. And have an extreme lisp.
Dont mess with Hotzie. Go have sex with that vinilgroover guy
KaitlinJRob1982
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HumorMe said:Hi to you too.
Kak is good guy. Old school member from way back. Lost touch with him for awhile until lately. Good to see him back.
Welcome to the boards and hope you enjoy your stay.
who is kak? oh and he isnt back. he lent me his password to check his private messages for him while hes living in l.a. his poor struggling ass wont pay for internet and he has a brand new dell computer.
thank you for the welcome
HumorMe
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KaitlinJRob1982 said:who is kak? oh and he isnt back. he lent me his password to check his private messages for him while hes living in l.a. his poor struggling ass wont pay for internet and he has a brand new dell computer.
thank you for the welcome
That was his old screen name....kakdeisel.
When will he be back?
KaitlinJRob1982
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BUBBLES said:
he lives in los angeles. he has a studio apt and his career doesnt allow him to pay for internet i guess. its not like hes poor or has a terrible job or something, he's actually the smartest person i know. he got into chiropractic school and medical school. but chose another route. man i wish i could tell you all what he does and it would make more sense.
anyways, i've said too much. he's doing alright
KaitlinJRob1982
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HumorMe said:
he is flying out for a job in the next few weeks (at least thats what his folks have told me) and he will have some extra cash in his pocket and maybe he will get internet. i dont know. I know he can check email on his Treo
KaitlinJRob1982
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Maverick said:
i know you didnt watch any Girls Gone Wild Commercials or Videos. Im sure that is the one thing that makes YOU vomit, Greg Lougainis
i know what he does. he should be able to at least get some shitty dial up and check in from time to time. I wish him the best and hope to hang with him soon, he lives only a couple hours from me,KaitlinJRob1982 said:he lives in los angeles. he has a studio apt and his career doesnt allow him to pay for internet i guess. its not like hes poor or has a terrible job or something, he's actually the smartest person i know. he got into chiropractic school and medical school. but chose another route. man i wish i could tell you all what he does and it would make more sense.
anyways, i've said too much. he's doing alright
KaitlinJRob1982
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Lestat said:
really? yeah he said you guys were cool. you guys should hang out out there. also lestat I have a question. I have a message on my profile from goldendelicious calling me a chink and racist? wtf?
HumorMe
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KaitlinJRob1982 said:
What is so secretive about his job?
Last I heard he was in Chiro school and then the school was about to fold or either folded in Atlanta and left a lot of students in limbo and he was going to go to a different school that would take his credits and he could finish up his school.
Did he stop with the chiro schooling and go into something else?
KaitlinJRob1982
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HumorMe said:
Eh, can we do one of those private message things? i dont think he wants everyone to know
you will come across all types of character here, literally. You have to be able to handle quite a bit of shit to enjoy this place, its a sad fact sometimes. You will be e-flirted with constantly. People will ask for pics, the nude pics, then web cam shows. You will get PMed more then most. You will be accused of being an alter. You will be accused of being a dude. You will be accused of being a racist, a homophobe, an idiot, white trash, fat, old, underage, and more.KaitlinJRob1982 said:
But you will also find some genuine people here, and it makes it all worth it.
Ignore the bullshit, that's my best advice. The more time you spend here, the better it will get.
KaitlinJRob1982
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i just want to re-iterate. Maverick is a faggot. teehee dont ever call me skank again. your asshole is a wishing well for aids patients.
dont ever call me skank again. your asshole is a wishing well for aids patients.DieselGunz
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KaitlinJRob1982 said:i just want to re-iterate. Maverick is a faggot. teehee
lol
KaitlinJRob1982
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HumorMe said:
You sound like a veteran poster.
no, im pretty much that bitch in a bar when a douchebag hits on me and my friends and wont leave us alone cuz he's drunk and sloppy that tells him to go eat his mom's pussy.
i have a potty mouth. product of redneck parents
KaitlinJRob1982
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hotzie said:
why not?
A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys By Mikki Halpin and Victoria Maat
So, your crush on the bass player from Vibrating Sandbox has finally died a
whimpering death and you're wondering where to go from here. All the
sinister dudes are either dating a series of interchangeable high-school
riot girls in baby doll dresses and an overdose of manic panic, or
permanently shacked up with some bitter old lady who pays all the bills.
Which will it be, a wifely prison or a humiliating one night stand? Into
this void of potential mates comes a man you may not have considered
before, a man of substance, quietude and stability, a cerebral creature
with a culture all his own. In short, a geek.
Why Geek Dudes Rule
They are generally available.
Other women will tend not to steal them.
They can fix things.
Your parents will love them.
They're smart.
Where The Geek Dude Lurks
While they are often into alternative music, geek dudes tend not to go to
shows too often. Instead you'll find them hanging out with their friends,
discussing the latest hardware revolution or perfecting their Bill Gates
impressions. You know how some people wear t-shirts with their favorite
bands on them, thus showing that they went to certain shows? Well, geek
dudes wear t-shirts with the logos of different software companies on them,
thus showing that they are up on the latest, um, releases. A small, though
convivial, rivalry may be detected here amongst the geek dudes. Try
wearing one yourself and see if he strikes up a conversation.
Of course the best way to meet a geek dude is through the Internet. All
geeks harbor a secret fantasy about meeting some girl in cyberspace,
carrying on an e-mail romance in which he has the chance to combine an
activity he is comfortable with, computing, with one he is very
uncomfortable with, socializing. To many geek dudes, cyberdating is just
an advanced form of some kind of video game, but they are frustrated by a
lack of players. Their lack is your strength.
Imprinting
You might notice that these men harbor some strange ideas about how the
world works and some particularly strange ideas about women. There is a
reason for this. Because they've had limited interpersonal experience,
geek dudes must look elsewhere for behavior models. Lacking a real world
social milieu, geeks often go through a transference stage with such
narratives, and try to model their interactions on them. Thus, certain
media images and themes come to have an overly cathected, metaphorized
reality to them, while the rest of us view such programming as mere
entertainment. Case in point, our next topic...
The Trek factor
If you're not up on your Star Trek, you can forget about getting or keeping
a geek dude. And I'm not just talking vintage-era Captain Kirk and Spock
either. You've got to be up on your The Next Generation, your Deep Space
Nine, your Babylon 5. Armed with your own knowledge of Federation
policies, you can better gauge when and how to act. The sexual politics of
Star Trek are pretty blunt: the men run the technology and the ship, and
the women are caretakers (a doctor and a counselor). Note the sexual
tensions on the bridge of the Enterprise: the women, in skin tight
uniforms, and with luxuriant, flowing hair. The men, often balding, and
sporting some sort of permanently attached computer auxiliary. This world
metaphorizes the fantasies of the geek dude, who sees himself in the
geeky-but-heroic male officers and who secretly desires a sexy, smart,
Deanna or Bev to come along and deferentially accept him for who he is. If
you are willing to accept that this is his starting point for reality, you
are ready for a geek relationship.
Once You've Nabbed Him
Of course, catching that geek guy is only half the battle. Keeping him by
your side is another story altogether. I was privileged to speak with Miss
Victoria Maat, who not only got herself a geek guy but was also clever
enough to marry him just a few short months ago. She interrupted her
newlywed bliss to give us a few tips on the care and feeding of a geek man:
Geeks are sensitive and caring lovers and husbands. If you can hang with
the techno-lifestyle, they make the best mates. They are the most
attractive people, not flashy or hunky, but the kind who get cuter and more
alluring over time (I told you she was a newlywed). Definitely give geeks
a chance.
Geek Cuisine
Geeks tend towards packaged, junk foods since they prefer to work and think
and aren't all that into cooking for themselves. Make sure that your geek
understands that you are not merely a replicator, and provide him with home
cooked food. A batch of chocolate chip cookies will let him know that you
love him. You do have to monitor your geek for weight gain; however,
remember that most of their days are spent sitting and staring at a
monitor.
Geek Lifestyle
The geek dude has long work habits and tends to bring his work home with
him. He seems permanently connected to his hard disk. You must at least
appear interested in his work. Generally, a solid understanding of the
computer is a must; if you cannot master this, you should at least be able
to talk the talk. Remember most geeks are anal and they get stressed about
details which appear insignificant. Be understanding, put on your best
Deanna Troi face (see above) and empathize.
To relax, geeks love to play the latest computer games. Let him play Myst
or Chuck Yeager's Air Combat for hours if he wants to. Act concerned if
he's stuck or has just been ambushed by three MiGs. My geek loves to try
to help people on the Internet who say that they are stuck in Myst. He
comes up with clever riddles instead of directing them point blank. Geeks
also like to go to sci-fi and Japanese animated movies, again, a basically
harmless vent for your man.
Geek Buddies
Many geeks extend their work friendships into what they jokingly refer to
as RL (Real Life, also known as "that big room with the ceiling that is
sometimes blue and sometimes black with little lights"). The greatest
thing about your geek's buddies is that you can feel secure in setting them
up with your girlfriends. They may feel awkward around females at first,
so don't overwhelm them. In time they will come out of their shell and
realize that you are into the same things they are.
Post-It Note
I thank Victoria for the above advice. I must say that when she read my
draft of the piece, before writing her section, she asked her husband which
one he thought she was more like, Deanna or Beverly. Howard, the devil,
immediately replied that he had always thought Victoria was actually most
like Ensign Ro Laren, a cute character with a slight authority problem who
is always had trouble (this is fairly apt). This exchange is interesting
for several reasons:
Howard had already thought about who she was most like.
He could summon up characters from seasons past with ease.
Victoria actually knew who he meant.
Folks, I think this marriage will last.
One Last Thing
Because they have been so abused and ignored by society, many geeks have
gone underground. You may actually know some and just haven't noticed
them. They often feel resentful, and misunderstood, and it is important to
realize this as you grow closer to them. Don't ever try to force the
issue, or make crazy demands that he choose between his computer and you.
Remember, his computer has been there for him his whole life; you are a new
interloper he hasn't quite grasped yet.
Geek dudes thrive on mystery and love challenges and intellectual puzzles.
Don't you consider yourself one? Wouldn't you like a little intellectual
stimulation or your own? We thought so.
You can find out more about how the handle Geeks in the The Geek Handbook.
(You can find order information at http://www.thegeekhandbook.com
So, your crush on the bass player from Vibrating Sandbox has finally died a
whimpering death and you're wondering where to go from here. All the
sinister dudes are either dating a series of interchangeable high-school
riot girls in baby doll dresses and an overdose of manic panic, or
permanently shacked up with some bitter old lady who pays all the bills.
Which will it be, a wifely prison or a humiliating one night stand? Into
this void of potential mates comes a man you may not have considered
before, a man of substance, quietude and stability, a cerebral creature
with a culture all his own. In short, a geek.
Why Geek Dudes Rule
They are generally available.
Other women will tend not to steal them.
They can fix things.
Your parents will love them.
They're smart.
Where The Geek Dude Lurks
While they are often into alternative music, geek dudes tend not to go to
shows too often. Instead you'll find them hanging out with their friends,
discussing the latest hardware revolution or perfecting their Bill Gates
impressions. You know how some people wear t-shirts with their favorite
bands on them, thus showing that they went to certain shows? Well, geek
dudes wear t-shirts with the logos of different software companies on them,
thus showing that they are up on the latest, um, releases. A small, though
convivial, rivalry may be detected here amongst the geek dudes. Try
wearing one yourself and see if he strikes up a conversation.
Of course the best way to meet a geek dude is through the Internet. All
geeks harbor a secret fantasy about meeting some girl in cyberspace,
carrying on an e-mail romance in which he has the chance to combine an
activity he is comfortable with, computing, with one he is very
uncomfortable with, socializing. To many geek dudes, cyberdating is just
an advanced form of some kind of video game, but they are frustrated by a
lack of players. Their lack is your strength.
Imprinting
You might notice that these men harbor some strange ideas about how the
world works and some particularly strange ideas about women. There is a
reason for this. Because they've had limited interpersonal experience,
geek dudes must look elsewhere for behavior models. Lacking a real world
social milieu, geeks often go through a transference stage with such
narratives, and try to model their interactions on them. Thus, certain
media images and themes come to have an overly cathected, metaphorized
reality to them, while the rest of us view such programming as mere
entertainment. Case in point, our next topic...
The Trek factor
If you're not up on your Star Trek, you can forget about getting or keeping
a geek dude. And I'm not just talking vintage-era Captain Kirk and Spock
either. You've got to be up on your The Next Generation, your Deep Space
Nine, your Babylon 5. Armed with your own knowledge of Federation
policies, you can better gauge when and how to act. The sexual politics of
Star Trek are pretty blunt: the men run the technology and the ship, and
the women are caretakers (a doctor and a counselor). Note the sexual
tensions on the bridge of the Enterprise: the women, in skin tight
uniforms, and with luxuriant, flowing hair. The men, often balding, and
sporting some sort of permanently attached computer auxiliary. This world
metaphorizes the fantasies of the geek dude, who sees himself in the
geeky-but-heroic male officers and who secretly desires a sexy, smart,
Deanna or Bev to come along and deferentially accept him for who he is. If
you are willing to accept that this is his starting point for reality, you
are ready for a geek relationship.
Once You've Nabbed Him
Of course, catching that geek guy is only half the battle. Keeping him by
your side is another story altogether. I was privileged to speak with Miss
Victoria Maat, who not only got herself a geek guy but was also clever
enough to marry him just a few short months ago. She interrupted her
newlywed bliss to give us a few tips on the care and feeding of a geek man:
Geeks are sensitive and caring lovers and husbands. If you can hang with
the techno-lifestyle, they make the best mates. They are the most
attractive people, not flashy or hunky, but the kind who get cuter and more
alluring over time (I told you she was a newlywed). Definitely give geeks
a chance.
Geek Cuisine
Geeks tend towards packaged, junk foods since they prefer to work and think
and aren't all that into cooking for themselves. Make sure that your geek
understands that you are not merely a replicator, and provide him with home
cooked food. A batch of chocolate chip cookies will let him know that you
love him. You do have to monitor your geek for weight gain; however,
remember that most of their days are spent sitting and staring at a
monitor.
Geek Lifestyle
The geek dude has long work habits and tends to bring his work home with
him. He seems permanently connected to his hard disk. You must at least
appear interested in his work. Generally, a solid understanding of the
computer is a must; if you cannot master this, you should at least be able
to talk the talk. Remember most geeks are anal and they get stressed about
details which appear insignificant. Be understanding, put on your best
Deanna Troi face (see above) and empathize.
To relax, geeks love to play the latest computer games. Let him play Myst
or Chuck Yeager's Air Combat for hours if he wants to. Act concerned if
he's stuck or has just been ambushed by three MiGs. My geek loves to try
to help people on the Internet who say that they are stuck in Myst. He
comes up with clever riddles instead of directing them point blank. Geeks
also like to go to sci-fi and Japanese animated movies, again, a basically
harmless vent for your man.
Geek Buddies
Many geeks extend their work friendships into what they jokingly refer to
as RL (Real Life, also known as "that big room with the ceiling that is
sometimes blue and sometimes black with little lights"). The greatest
thing about your geek's buddies is that you can feel secure in setting them
up with your girlfriends. They may feel awkward around females at first,
so don't overwhelm them. In time they will come out of their shell and
realize that you are into the same things they are.
Post-It Note
I thank Victoria for the above advice. I must say that when she read my
draft of the piece, before writing her section, she asked her husband which
one he thought she was more like, Deanna or Beverly. Howard, the devil,
immediately replied that he had always thought Victoria was actually most
like Ensign Ro Laren, a cute character with a slight authority problem who
is always had trouble (this is fairly apt). This exchange is interesting
for several reasons:
Howard had already thought about who she was most like.
He could summon up characters from seasons past with ease.
Victoria actually knew who he meant.
Folks, I think this marriage will last.
One Last Thing
Because they have been so abused and ignored by society, many geeks have
gone underground. You may actually know some and just haven't noticed
them. They often feel resentful, and misunderstood, and it is important to
realize this as you grow closer to them. Don't ever try to force the
issue, or make crazy demands that he choose between his computer and you.
Remember, his computer has been there for him his whole life; you are a new
interloper he hasn't quite grasped yet.
Geek dudes thrive on mystery and love challenges and intellectual puzzles.
Don't you consider yourself one? Wouldn't you like a little intellectual
stimulation or your own? We thought so.
You can find out more about how the handle Geeks in the The Geek Handbook.
(You can find order information at http://www.thegeekhandbook.com
DieselGunz
New member
lol at samoth fucking up all these threads
KaitlinJRob1982
New member
hotzie said:
that tiny huh? lol
Why do they makes sink knobs so after you're done washing your hands to shut them off you get water all over them and the seals connecting them to the sink, causing mold and mildue so you have to be cleaning them all the fucking time? Fucking crackhead engineers. All knobs should be overhanging the sink so all the water stays in the fucking sink. Fuckin rediculous.
Oh yeah, a lotta good it's gonna do me bitching about it here.
Oh yeah, a lotta good it's gonna do me bitching about it here.
i dont know it is dirty though......i was trained to pull out the paper towels before you wash so that when you dry the nasty water from washing your dirty hands wont drip down your arms....same as wash them with out letting the soapy water run up the arms either.....
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