My chainsaw art...

[AAP]

what a FUCKING DISASTER!!! The guy took the tree down to about 7' and then started carving. It was looking PHENOMINAL. He did the Jose bottle, complete with the the Tequila label, then he did three margarita glasses with limes on the rim stacked in cascading fashion... then he started on the base and the FUCKING TREE SNAPPED OFF!!!!!!

SHIT!!!! It was looking so good. Fuck it. Anyway, he cut it on down at the base and hauled it off. Said I wouldn't have to pay him, but I still did.

Damn, I was looking forward to that. He told me that he would find another, carve it and return and set in the same position as my old one....

oh well.....

 

[WODIN]

It must be tough being gay and caring about decor and shit like that. I wouldn't want to carry that burden around.

 

[starfish]

LOL!!!!


I would have loved to see your expression when that tree cracked.

 

[AAP]

Oh.. you should have seen his. It cracked off the base and fell in my pool. He was like "oh shit... there goes my money." When I told him I would still pay him since I originally was going to cut the tree down completely, he was so relieved. It was when he was carving out the fourth margarita glass stem that it cracked.

But he promised another one, he is going to go carve it now and bring it back.

 

[AAP]

It must be tough being gay and caring about decor and shit like that. I wouldn't want to carry that burden around.

God it is tough... you should thank me, else we all be living in Martha Land.