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My cats took over my bed

blueta2

blueta2

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I leave for 5 mins to go jump into my pool and these little smelly beasts took over my bed. How the hell am I suppose to finish my homework?

Should I have them murdered for being cute and sweet or let them live?


 
Cat's are magnetized to automatically be attracted to the MOST comfortable place in the house and it's basically impossible to train them to stay off of something so I suggest you ask them to spread out and share the space.
 
Should I do another, Pillowcase + Zip tie scenario?

j/k Blueta, cute kittie... and your cats are cute also.
 
SaladFork said:
Should I do another, Pillowcase + Zip tie scenario?

j/k Blueta, cute kittie... and your cats are cute also.
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ahhhh thanks. They are sweet.
But unlike what others think, they are not like my kids. They are my cats!

But I still respect their space
 
I would never allow filthy cats on my bed.. they dont even bathe. The only animals I like really that I would have are little dogs. Cause a big dog is too big to be inside the house when its winter and I couldnt leave them outside
 
blueta2 said:
I was thinking of drowing them in my pool. They are horrible little things
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:confused: Why own cats if you don't like them?
 
musclemom said:
:confused: Why own cats if you don't like them?
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Because they are nasty little creatures who belong in the garbage.























I love them more than people, I was spoofing HR's thread. It's the in thing to do this week ;-)
 
drsketch said:
I would never allow filthy cats on my bed.. they dont even bathe. The only animals I like really that I would have are little dogs. Cause a big dog is too big to be inside the house when its winter and I couldnt leave them outside
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Germaphobe!

My cats are not filthy. You must be from the south in the US. You're all so silly down there y'all
 
blueta2 said:
they pee outside ;-)
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It was so nice this morning when I let my dogs out I also took a piss outside in the back yard. Tomorrow I will go #2 if it's still nice out. I'm saving water that way, GO GREEN!
 
Actually I grew up between Sandiego and denver and now live somewhere other than south. I just dont like cats. there hair gets everywhere, they are lazy animals. litter box smells they only lick themselves..

atleast a dog will respond.
 
SaladFork said:
It was so nice this morning when I let my dogs out I also took a piss outside in the back yard. Tomorrow I will go #2 if it's still nice out. I'm saving water that way, GO GREEN!
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:FRlol: Fork, that is funny as hell.
 
I have a Persian - it's now 4 months old and he doesn't let me sleep at night cause he is too busy trying to bite my toes off. I finally get to bed and am woken up every morning around 5am with him laying on my face and him letting some gas out his ass. I'm telling you, with all this protein I am on, I am used to my share of farts but how the hell could a kitten fart so bad that he makes me gag!?
 
drsketch said:
I would never allow filthy cats on my bed.. they dont even bathe. The only animals I like really that I would have are little dogs. Cause a big dog is too big to be inside the house when its winter and I couldnt leave them outside
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Most dogs are generally disgusting things and the smaller ones are just oversized rats.

Cats are cleaner than any dog. They don't need to take a bath, their saliva is an antiseptic.
 
SaladFork said:
It was so nice this morning when I let my dogs out I also took a piss outside in the back yard. Tomorrow I will go #2 if it's still nice out. I'm saving water that way, GO GREEN!
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SF how was your 4th of July weekend? Are you still talking to that fitness chick?
 
Beachboy6294 said:
SF how was your 4th of July weekend? Are you still talking to that fitness chick?
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Was good bro, I still have all my fingers and limbs...

No have not talked to Terri in about a month. She was to busy injecting her clit with tren. Last I heard that clit could drive a car and make financial decisions.
 
SaladFork said:
Was good bro, I still have all my fingers and limbs...

No have not talked to Terri in about a month. She was to busy injecting her clit with tren. Last I heard that clit could drive a car and make financial decisions.
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Oh shit I didn't realize that was the same one that was taking tren!!
 
SaladFork said:
Was good bro, I still have all my fingers and limbs...

No have not talked to Terri in about a month. She was to busy injecting her clit with tren. Last I heard that clit could drive a car and make financial decisions.
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lol
 
Beachboy6294 said:
Oh shit I didn't realize that was the same one that was taking tren!!
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Yeah and she wanted me to drop taking test and just go on tren. I was like errrr ok bish you obviously don't like fucking cause tren will ruin my drive and my never ending test wood. Who knows what else she was on, I heard her talk about winny also.
 
SaladFork said:
Yeah and she wanted me to drop taking test and just go on tren. I was like errrr ok bish you obviously don't like fucking cause tren will ruin my drive and my never ending test wood. Who knows what else she was on, I heard her talk about winny also.
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Like we would ever listen to a female that takes tren!! lol
 
Cats are WAY cleaner than dogs. lol @ "they don't bathe"

Blueta, your babies looks sweet. I miss having kitties.
 
drsketch said:
I hate cats.. they are filthy.. they make my eyes water if i touch them. blah
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You're allergic....but cats are a TON cleaner than dogs. don't confuse the two.
 
cindylou said:
wow I've never seen so many people consider cats dirty.
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This is the same guy who thought a cat wouldn't return home if you dropped it off a mile away. he knows nothing about them.
 
nefertiti said:
You're still an idiot. The cat would still find it's way home.
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Sure it would lady, sure it would. Your cat would find its way to the first place that had food for it then it would stay there. Read the science on what cats do then come back with some intelligent posting.
 
drsketch said:
Sure it would lady, sure it would. Your cat would find its way to the first place that had food for it then it would stay there. Read the science on what cats do then come back with some intelligent posting.
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lol uhhhhh. let me tell you a story. When i was in ninth grade, we had just moved, and my house caught fire. We were 60 miles from our previous place. My mom couldn't get one of our kitties out but apparently he got out on his own. A week later he was found at our old house.


Play again tomorrow.

You know NOTHING about cats.
 
nefertiti said:
lol uhhhhh. let me tell you a story. When i was in ninth grade, we had just moved, and my house caught fire. We were 60 miles from our previous place. My mom couldn't get one of our kitties out but apparently he got out on his own. A week later he was found at our old house.


Play again tomorrow.

You know NOTHING about cats.
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My cat ran away during a move when I was a kid, we only moved about 10 miles away. That little fucker never came back.

I also had another cat jump out my car window on the freeway, it was barely cracked but she managed to make it out and get creamed by a minivan behind me. It was fucked, my girl friend was flippin out, it was her dumb ass window that was cracked so she could smoke her cancer stick.
 
nefertiti said:
lol uhhhhh. let me tell you a story. When i was in ninth grade, we had just moved, and my house caught fire. We were 60 miles from our previous place. My mom couldn't get one of our kitties out but apparently he got out on his own. A week later he was found at our old house.


Play again tomorrow.

You know NOTHING about cats.
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Sounds like the storied my grandpa told me about walking uphill both ways barefoot in snow to school.

Like I said Science(fact) > *
 
drsketch said:
"Then there is Tigger, the three-legged cat who has made the three-mile return trip to his old home"


I stated 20-30 miles.
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Sooty, the first cat mentioned in that article, did it from 100 miles away.
 
drsketch said:
im done with this,,, this is silly.. if you love cats thats great if you dont thats great too..

:)
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I hate all animals equally. :lmao:

I am bettin that the cats who didn't return home didn't come back because clearly you were shitty pet owners.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I hate all animals equally. :lmao:

I am bettin that the cats who didn't return home didn't come back because clearly you were shitty pet owners.
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Same goes for being a shitty parent.
 
imagine having my avator take over your bed nightly. i wish my dane was the size of a cat(s)
 
nefertiti said:
Sooty, the first cat mentioned in that article, did it from 100 miles away.
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honestly though that was not a scientific experient.. some wack job called into pbs and claimed poor sooty made it all the way home after abandoning states away. :lol:
 
drsketch said:
honestly though that was not a scientific experient.. some wack job called into pbs and claimed poor sooty made it all the way home after abandoning states away. :lol:
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yes, well my second link WAS a scientific experiment that confirmed cats having a homing instinct. And the first was a PBS documentary. And yeah, my cat really did make it back to our house 60 miles away.

Just admit that you were wrong, it's ok. As a cat hater you can't possibly expect me to believe you're up to date on scientific experiments involving cat instincts. Really, get serious.
 
I watch the discovery channel a lot and they stated that cats will go where they find a constant supply of food and stay there.. I wasnt bullshitting you.. I really dont like any animals living trapped inside a house.. especially not birds.. they are meant to be free. humans live in houses.
 
SaladFork said:
Same goes for being a shitty parent.
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You know I just didn't have the balls to run away until I was nearly 21 which = first marriage.

BAD IDEA :lmao:

Shoulda ran away and joined the circus instead, or at the very least finished college first!
 
BIKINIMOM said:
You know I just didn't have the balls to run away until I was nearly 21 which = first marriage.

BAD IDEA :lmao:

Shoulda ran away and joined the circus instead, or at the very least finished college first!
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I used to run away weekly when I was a kid. My old man was a mean fucker.
 
blueta2 said:
Because they are nasty little creatures who belong in the garbage.























I love them more than people, I was spoofing HR's thread. It's the in thing to do this week ;-)
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I don't hate cats.

I hate cat piss on my furniture.


Big difference.

Nor did I ever say I was going to do anything bad to my cat.
 
mwm5 said:
imagine having my avator take over your bed nightly. i wish my dane was the size of a cat(s)
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I LOVE great danes. I want to smother their big ole faces with kisses every time I see one!
 
heatherrae said:
I LOVE great danes. I want to smother their big ole faces with kisses every time I see one!
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Liar! We all know that you want to beat them about the head and guts with a great big bag of nickels!!!!

(I read that in a K note so it must be true.)
 
if anyone give 2 shits..

If I ever had an animal I would keep it till it died naturally. I don't get things then abandon them.
 
drsketch said:
if anyone give 2 shits..

If I ever had an animal I would keep it till it died naturally. I don't get things then abandon them.
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Sorry but you have exceeded the daily maximum for shit-getting so I can not even give you one.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
So maybe the cat didn't want to come home because of him? :worried:
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Oh for sure!!! One time my little sister left a dish in the sink. My dad come up stairs and destroyed both mine and my sisters room. I remember watching him pull all my shit into the middle of my room and jumping up and down on it like he was throwing a fit. Over a fuckin dish lol, and he wonders why I haven't spoke to him in over 10 years.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Liar! We all know that you want to beat them about the head and guts with a great big bag of nickels!!!!

(I read that in a K note so it must be true.)
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Oh yeah, I forgot.

I like this new hard core image I have...lol.
 
SaladFork said:
Oh for sure!!! One time my little sister left a dish in the sink. My dad come up stairs and destroyed both mine and my sisters room. I remember watching him pull all my shit into the middle of my room and jumping up and down on it like he was throwing a fit. Over a fuckin dish lol, and he wonders why I haven't spoke to him in over 10 years.
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Your dad sounds like an idiot psycho (no offense). My ex bf (Devin's dad) would do the same thing to his kids.
 
SaladFork said:
Oh for sure!!! One time my little sister left a dish in the sink. My dad come up stairs and destroyed both mine and my sisters room. I remember watching him pull all my shit into the middle of my room and jumping up and down on it like he was throwing a fit. Over a fuckin dish lol, and he wonders why I haven't spoke to him in over 10 years.
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I am not laughing at you... I swear your old man and my old man could probably hold hands. I was pulled out of bed many times at all hours of the night because of a dish in the sink. 'Course when I went to bed the sink was empty, but my drunk brother would come home and eat all kindsa shit getting the kitchen shlubbed up and the old man would NEVER THINK that it was "his son again"!

I hear the horror stories that my girls tell me about the abuse they have had to endure for over two years living with their scumbag father... as I said, every day is like a Chinese water torture waiting for the chance to go back to court so that we can bring home. :(

It's all good... at least your cat made it out ok. My girls' cat wasn't so lucky. Their bastard father made it *poof* one day after they started to come forward and tell of his abuse....
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I am not laughing at you... I swear your old man and my old man could probably hold hands. I was pulled out of bed many times at all hours of the night because of a dish in the sink. 'Course when I went to bed the sink was empty, but my drunk brother would come home and eat all kindsa shit getting the kitchen shlubbed up and the old man would NEVER THINK that it was "his son again"!

I hear the horror stories that my girls tell me about the abuse they have had to endure for over two years living with their scumbag father... as I said, every day is like a Chinese water torture waiting for the chance to go back to court so that we can bring home. :(

It's all good... at least your cat made it out ok. My girls' cat wasn't so lucky. Their bastard father made it *poof* one day after they started to come forward and tell of his abuse....
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My step father once made me stay up all night plunging the sink because the sink was stopped up and I was the only one who ever washed the dishes, so it MUST HAVE BEEN MY FAULT. I plunged all night long on a stopped up sink and then had to get straight on the school bus in the morning in the clothes I wore all night.

One day, I was throwing out an old plate of food in the fridge and cleaning up the dishes. He walked in a threw a fit saying he was going to eat that food and I shouldn't have thrown it out. So, he scraped it out of the garbage and was forcing me to eat this food that was spoiled and all mixed together on the plate. I was gagging. It was TERRIBLE.

Oh, then there was the time when I was in the 3rd grade and he experimented by giving me speed and telling me it was vitamins. I have NO IDEA why anyone would do that.

Once, he made me brush my teeth for 4 or 5 hours until my gums were pouring blood.

My childhood wasn't pretty.

He's dead now.

Good riddance.
 
heatherrae said:
My step father once made me stay up all night plunging the sink because the sink was stopped up and I was the only one who ever washed the dishes, so it MUST HAVE BEEN MY FAULT. I plunged all night long on a stopped up sink and then had to get straight on the school bus in the morning in the clothes I wore all night.

One day, I was throwing out an old plate of food in the fridge and cleaning up the dishes. He walked in a threw a fit saying he was going to eat that food and I shouldn't have thrown it out. So, he scraped it out of the garbage and was forcing me to eat this food that was spoiled and all mixed together on the plate. I was gagging. It was TERRIBLE.

Oh, then there was the time when I was in the 3rd grade and he experimented by giving me speed and telling me it was vitamins. I have NO IDEA why anyone would do that.

Once, he made me brush my teeth for 4 or 5 hours until my gums were pouring blood.

My childhood wasn't pretty.

He's dead now.

Good riddance.
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See now, in cases like this a 45 to the back of the head would have been as usefull as when the Old Grump shot the dobbies that nipped at him.

When human beings cease to act like human beings then they lose the privilige of *existing on our tier*.

'Course if any one of US makes the decision to remove them WE get our happy asses trotted off to jail. And I suppose that is a good thing. I am not all for a vigilante society either... but it just boggles my mind that shit like this is allowed to go on for so damned long.

Just ask Ellie Nessler's kids how that all worked out for 'em.

Sad, sad, sad... so much hatred and wanton abuse...
 
heatherrae said:
My step father once made me stay up all night plunging the sink because the sink was stopped up and I was the only one who ever washed the dishes, so it MUST HAVE BEEN MY FAULT. I plunged all night long on a stopped up sink and then had to get straight on the school bus in the morning in the clothes I wore all night.

One day, I was throwing out an old plate of food in the fridge and cleaning up the dishes. He walked in a threw a fit saying he was going to eat that food and I shouldn't have thrown it out. So, he scraped it out of the garbage and was forcing me to eat this food that was spoiled and all mixed together on the plate. I was gagging. It was TERRIBLE.

Oh, then there was the time when I was in the 3rd grade and he experimented by giving me speed and telling me it was vitamins. I have NO IDEA why anyone would do that.

Once, he made me brush my teeth for 4 or 5 hours until my gums were pouring blood.

My childhood wasn't pretty.

He's dead now.

Good riddance.
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What a fuckin weirdo :worried:
 
SlinSlin said:
I have a Persian - it's now 4 months old and he doesn't let me sleep at night cause he is too busy trying to bite my toes off. I finally get to bed and am woken up every morning around 5am with him laying on my face and him letting some gas out his ass. I'm telling you, with all this protein I am on, I am used to my share of farts but how the hell could a kitten fart so bad that he makes me gag!?
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sounds like he needs a cleaner diet ;-)
 
musclemom said:
Most dogs are generally disgusting things and the smaller ones are just oversized rats.

Cats are cleaner than any dog. They don't need to take a bath, their saliva is an antiseptic.
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cats are also cleaner than most men.
 
nefertiti said:
Cats are WAY cleaner than dogs. lol @ "they don't bathe"

Blueta, your babies looks sweet. I miss having kitties.
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Thanks Nef, they are total gems and not lazy or smelly. They have the best characters.
They were all strays that were thrown out like garbage. Another mans garbage is another mans treasure, right?
 
I don't shed... And I clean my own litter box. Just having some issues licking my ass and balls.
 
heatherrae said:
I don't hate cats.

I hate cat piss on my furniture.


Big difference.

Nor did I ever say I was going to do anything bad to my cat.
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was just adding to the spoofs of your thread.
 
blueta2 said:
My male cat is so fat, he cannot lick himself.
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Same with my dog, which is why I let him actually lick me versus the other one who has her tounge in her ass 24/7.
 
SaladFork said:
Same with my dog, which is why I let him actually lick me versus the other one who has her tounge in her ass 24/7.
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one sec, men love to lick a woman's butt, which are infested with bacteria. Why the fear of dog ass?



By the way. I never let any animal lick me
 
Beachboy6294 said:
Of course I did! I want to get a new dog so bad from the shelter but I'm gone to much for work.
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oh but they are better at home alone and having some love than in a shelter.
Get one, you will not regret it
 
Chocolate_Thunder said:
Being a cat owner myself, I would strongly suggest enjoying it! :)
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yes
cats keep themselves clean
dogs smell
bad breath too
have you ever smelt a cat with bad breath?
 
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