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My Campaign Promises

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1.) Pull Support for Israel
2.) Pull out of the United Nations
3.) Stop being chums with Saudi Arabia
4.) Take China off our trade list
5.) Make George Spellwin post his pics
6.) Abolish Slavery
7.) Declare English the US language
8.) Claim all unused Canadian land as ours
9.) Release our oil reserves
10.) Give the Palestinians Israel for the atrocities they've suffered at the hands of the Jews (ironic eh?)
12.) Remove the number eleventeen from math
13.) Legalize pot
14.) legalize steroids
15.) Grant Russia Most Favored Nation status for trade purposes
16.) Claim Iraq as a US colony
 
We can always give them tax credits for moving their shit back to the US.

breathinbleedout said:
4.) Take China off our trade list

Huge us coporations like Walmart, Ford, and GM will go under then.
 
Oh, forgot the most important ones:

17.) Remove h1b and l1b visa workers from american soil
18.) Tax the fuck out of companies that export tech work overseas
 
We can always give them tax credits for moving their shit back to the US.
All the tax credit in the world won't make up for the $80 billion Walmart invested this year in china for their cheap goods.

Anyways good luck in your campagin. Who knows you could be the next "Ross the Boss Perot"
 
Not that bad. Not politically correct so expect the soccer moms, Bnai Brith (and other jew organozation), liberals, the UN and their brown nosers to be on your back.
 
My original choice was Scott Biao, but since he's dead I'm going with Guilianni as my VP.

Secretary of Defense => Wilfred Brimley
Secretary of State => John Madden
Secretary of Homeland Defense => Fran Tarkington


The Nature Boy said:
who's your vice president? I nominate Mr. T.
 
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