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I went on a blind date last night and I absolutely have to brag!!! So we talk on the phone and agree to meet. I am 33 and she is 22...that's cool so far. I get to the bar and get a phone call after waiting for about 15 minutes. She is calling to say she is going to be late because her ex is being a dick and showing up late to wreck the date. Anyway, I'm getting pretty pissed when she strolls in an HOUR LATER!!! (dramatic pause)
The whole bar stops and stares. She is so beautiful it is unbelievable. We hug and she says "I am so sorry I am late." Stealing a line from Pretty Woman, I say "but you're so beautiful too." Dang...pulled that out of the old ass. Ok...talk about the total package:
Great conversationalist.
Very sweet and polite.
An ass that would make a train take a left down a dirt road for another look.
Itelligent.
Wise, open-minded, accepting of diversity among peoples.
Digs tattoos.
A little wild.
Loves Mexico and Mexican food.
Digs Strongman!!!
Good mom!!
Looks like a photocopy of Sheryl Crow.
Bisexual...oooh yeah!!
A truly beautiful person inside and out.
When she went to the restroom, two total strangers approached me to say "Damn, she is amazing." Here's the kicker...she liked me. That fact may reflect a character flaw. Anyway, big hug and little tiny kiss goodnight and we're getting together tomorrow. She's coming to watch strongman event practice...how cool is that? To bastardize a Jack Nicholson line...she "makes me want to be a better person."
The whole bar stops and stares. She is so beautiful it is unbelievable. We hug and she says "I am so sorry I am late." Stealing a line from Pretty Woman, I say "but you're so beautiful too." Dang...pulled that out of the old ass. Ok...talk about the total package:
Great conversationalist.
Very sweet and polite.
An ass that would make a train take a left down a dirt road for another look.
Itelligent.
Wise, open-minded, accepting of diversity among peoples.
Digs tattoos.
A little wild.
Loves Mexico and Mexican food.
Digs Strongman!!!
Good mom!!
Looks like a photocopy of Sheryl Crow.
Bisexual...oooh yeah!!
A truly beautiful person inside and out.
When she went to the restroom, two total strangers approached me to say "Damn, she is amazing." Here's the kicker...she liked me. That fact may reflect a character flaw. Anyway, big hug and little tiny kiss goodnight and we're getting together tomorrow. She's coming to watch strongman event practice...how cool is that? To bastardize a Jack Nicholson line...she "makes me want to be a better person."
