The power of old people:
"Please have a seat ... let's review your resume."
"I see you have applied to our school. Tell me about yourself."
"So, I see you need to borrow money. Tell me why please."
"You have cancer. Here is what we can do to save your life."
"The mortgage has been approved."
"I smell? I'm changing the will."
"Get out of the car and place your hands on the hood."
"Raise your right hand and take the oath."
"Get down and give me 50 maggot!"
"Do you have anything to say before I pronounce sentence?"
"You feel depressed? Tell me how that makes you feel."
"You deserved the D. Why should I raise it to a C?"
"911 Police? A young man just crashed into our car. He is threatening us."
"This is not what I ordered. Take it back and bring me what I asked for."
"You are fired."
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