he's excellent at being a douchebag
no wonder you love him
I got in some shit for answering your drunk dial last night.
i know, i remember your text. your wife is crazy.
it was only like 10:30 your time when i called
Bed time is whenever the baby decides it is for now.
he is a good bloke. even though two days ago he did threaten to hit me so hard that "i would be lactating treacle tart from my nipples"
Even though I was horribly confused by his previous user title I think he's a good bro. Cracks me the fugg up.
That's pretty fuckin' funny.
sorry i misled you java and jnevin ...no really
You had me thinking left was right and vice versa. I saw dogs and cats actually getting along and was like, "This is blowing my fucking mind!"
I love my life sometimes.
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