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HUGHJORGEN

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1- 3 live chicken- plucked

2- electric staple gun

3- Curling Iron- pre-heated

4- Ex-Lax Brownies

5- Ether soaked rag

6- Lighted speculum

7- full pack of magic markers

8- 7 ft of nylon cord

9- an 8 track player

10- Best of The Captain and Tennielle 8-track

11- Ms Cleo on speaker phone

12- Spiderman underoos

13- blacklight

14- Led Zeppelin blacklight poster
 
HUGHJORGEN said:

Is there no sense of tradition anymore???
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well, I'm personally all about safety.
if you are going to catch someone by surprise and then sedate them and forcibly have your way with them - do you want to possibly hurt them with ether - hell it is explosive.
or do you want to merely inflict long term liver damage on them with the chloroform.

I think the answer here is pretty clear.
 
HappyScrappy said:


well, I'm personally all about safety.
if you are going to catch someone by surprise and then sedate them and forcibly have your way with them - do you want to possibly hurt them with ether - hell it is explosive.
or do you want to merely inflict long term liver damage on them with the chloroform.

I think the answer here is pretty clear.
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The danger is half the trill, but the explosive diarrhea from the brownies is much more dangerous!
 
HUGHJORGEN said:


The danger is half the trill, but the explosive diarrhea from the brownies is much more dangerous!
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at some point you should look into the cost effectiveness of the Ex Lax to a post baking Visene coating.
It will still result in painful uncontrolled shitting, but you can retain the original chocolate flavor of the brownie mix, making the fact that you have toyed with the recipie less readily detected
 
Ford Maverick

Plastic Star Wars sword

squirt gun

uncooked meat prior to vector state collapse
 
HUGHJORGEN said:
Forgot 3 plastic tarps

industial sandblaster

car battey and jumper cables ond a life sze poster of Merv Grifffin
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a Night Rider Jacket

Fall Guy lunch box....

and last but not least...

a Leif Garret frisbee.
 
HUGHJORGEN said:


Actually just walking around in the Spidey underoos usually does the trick!
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take a pic and send it to me! i find them very sexy. now, if only i had my wonder woman underoos still, i could walk around in them too!
 
HUGHJORGEN said:


Actually just walking around in the Spidey underoos usually does the trick!
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with 3 tarps.. a Ford Maverick, Night Rider Jacket Ether soaked rag, Captain and Tennielle 8-track and some cheese fondue.. what the hell do you need underwear for.. you would just get sexually assaulted by women in every direction.
 
TEXgrl said:


take a pic and send it to me! i find them very sexy. now, if only i had my wonder woman underoos still, i could walk around in them too!
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I'll go you one better, name the time and place and I'll model them for you.:p
 
I would almost say that SG got a new handle but since Hugh had a typo in one of his posts I know this can not be true. SG never makes any mistakes in grammer. Quite a likeness in style though.
 
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