MUSCLETECH!! please reply

[HighBall]

In five words or less tell me what you think about muscletech supplements, specifically celltech.

 

[gsxr1000]

1- It
2- Sucks
3- Big
4- Monkey
5- Cock

or

1- Incredibly
2 - Big
3 - Waste
4 - Of
5- Money

 

[naturally anabolic]

1-Not
2-1500x
3-better
4-then
5- Testosterone

 

[rjl296]

use it to waste money

 

[gsxr1000]

1- Won't
2- Get
3- You
4- More
5- Sex

1- Won't
2- Make
3- Your
4- Abs
5- Ripped

 

[Optimus B]

over-priced, over-hyped

 

[u4ik_RAGE]

Cell Tech:
Big, Bucket of Sugar

Nitrotech:
Wow! Increases nitrogen retention!!

Hydroxycut:
Unique? No. More expensive? Yes
(actually you could use this for all of their products)

Meso-Tech:
14 Paks for how much?!

Nitro Bars:
$3 for a bar?

RTD
You must be fuckin kidding

Nortesten
Isn't this extremely underdosed?

Acetobolan
(sorry, this must go over 5 words)
Couldn't I take my ZMA in 3 caps instead of 6 and why is this so much more expensive then buying regular ZMA and tribilus?

 

[andezzz999]

Reduces cash 100% faster then the competitors product.

In fairness I still buy hydroxycut because it works best for me, just buy it on the net for a fraction of the cost. all the other stuff is overhyped and overpriced. I've tried celltech and nitrotech and found neither were better then other products just more expensive.

 

[Deak]

I don't think my post will help HighBall, but every time I see a MuscleTech comercial in the american magasines, it makes me wanna puke.

 

[Dominator]

Not to be the outkast...but I've had great response to muscletech products. I believe that I have had my best results from celltech than any other creatine. But I do agree that they are way overpriced!! DAMN THEM!!

 

[KA-BAR]

overpriced worthless dog shit

buy some tuna instead

 

[Deak]

I think Henry Ford was asked if he had only 25$, how would he invest it. He said that with 5$ he would had bought pencils and with 20$ he would had promoted them with comercials.....
MuscleTech is doing preety much the same thing, in my opinion.

 

[IJ26]

overpriced and makes you bloated

 

[Geoff]

1. Pros
2. Get
3. Big
4. From
5. It

1. It
2. Made
3. Me
4. Fucking
5. Massive

 

[Busy_Mind]

1) It
2) Made
3) My
4) Balls
5) Shrink

 

[AustinTX]

LOL, Good Stuff; now can you tell us what you really think using haiku's?

 

[bigbuffjack]

i also got response to it but yah i got my 7lb bucket for $45 instead of $80 so if you cant get it cheap dont buy it because your just paying for their commercials

 

[lonewulf]

shit-WULF

 

[Necrophagia]

MuscleTech pisses me off. Fucking 6 page ads hypig their shit, with phony ass testimonials. Such as a guy with 10lbs of excess water weight "losing 80lbs of fat in only 12 weeks!". They're bullshit.

 

[fulmonte44]

wow! i seem to be the only one here that thinks cell-tech works wonders....granted it is costly, but if your lookin for an easy 10 pounds then cell-tech is the way to go.....althouigh it will mostly be water retention, those 10 pounds can boost someone with a skinny frames confidence through the roof.....and dextrose isnt all thta bad....but my feelings on muscltechs prohormone are as such- THEY SUCK!....anoteston and norteston gave me all the side of juice and none of the results...great way to throw out a sh*t load of money, better of gettin some test cyp for the same price

 

[tempest2003]

DONT BUY ORANGE CELL THECH! ITS SO FRIKKEN GROSS! I BOUGHT A 7LB TUB OF IT ABOUT 5 MONTHS AGO, SOMEHOW MANNAGED TO GAG DOWN HALF OF IT AND THE REST IS STILL IN MY ROOM LOCKED UP! IT TASTES SO FRIKKEN GROSS!

 

[Wolfie 45]

Cell Tech has always worked well for me, a little expensive, but i work at a GNC and get discounts.
-Howl

P.S. There Pro-Hormones did NOTHING

 

[bigstve12]

In three months of using cell tech a while back, i gained 20lbs and lottsa strength, but my bf% went up like 3% and when i came off, i lost about 15lbs...it was all water man..i looked like a bloated cow..bad shit