MTV awards - Kelly Osbourne

[Lestat]

I love the osbournes show.. Ozzy is great..

But wasn't that performance by Kelly last night the WORST lip synch job EVER!! It was disgusting too..

I don't have the best body.. but she was pudgy.. short.. just gross looking.. its like ROsie O'Donnel's MINI ME clone! Her little dance with the guitarist nearly made me puke.

I'm normally a very happy positive person, i promise!

Brian

 

[Parrottrifle]

I don't know about you guys, but I'd hit it!

 

[bigschweeler]

Jack is much worse in my opinion. He is a spoiled little brat, but I suppose that is a part of the circumstances he was raised in.

I also think he is gay (not that there is anything wrong with that!), even though it has been denied.

If the show is any indication the Osbournes are pretty shitty parents.

 

[Parrottrifle]

I thought the Osburne family is the most hilarious and "non-family" I've seen in a long time. Shoot, if I acted like Jack around my parents, they would have abanoneded me a long time ago. Why bother to parent when you have money? That's why they have the housekeeper/nanny.

In a way, I'm glad to see Ozzy is putting in some effort to raise the kids but I doubt the kids will be ever financially independent away from their parents. Don't forget that Ozzy also has two older sons, I think. Not sure what they do for living.

 

[bigschweeler]

He has one older son who was at the house for Christmas if I remember the episode correctly.

You're right. If I acted like Jack around my parents they would have seriously kicked my ass. For them it was about respect, and it's clear Jack doesn't have any.

 

[Lifter4Life]

I thought Kellys' performance was decent. And I also agree Jack is probably a homo. And I would also say if it wasn't for their parents they would be working at Mc Donalds.

 

[BigGuns2]

I'm sure that disgusting performance was made possible by Ozzy's negotiations with MTV to keep his show on the air. Papa don't preach, I'm keeping my baby! With her belly, she obviously is 9 months pregnant!!

 

[spongebob]

i would like to make sweet love to kelly. she is a sex goddess sent from the heavens to bore my children.

 

[gymrat]

i would like to make sweet love to kelly. she is a sex goddess sent from the heavens to bore my children.

lol

I think people have to consider that she has NEVER performed before She did well for her first time.

 

[AAA]

Ozzy has one more daughter she is the oldest.

 

[PsychoSkitz]

I always analyze MTV performances to see if the person is lip-synching and I really didn't think she was.

 

[Wombat]

Both the kids are closet homos-----

poor Ozzy

 

[Lestat]

Psychoskitz.. not to be rude man but you are CRAZY!! There were times at the end where the mic wasn't even near her mouth but she was belting out lyrics!

Just so you know, everyone on the MTV awards lip synchs except for a FEW bands.... remember the brittany and n'synch thing a couple years ago.. you could tell at first she said a couple lines.. but when the song broke out it was a track.

Brian

 

[MrMuscle]

i read that lot of people think that show is awesome. i thik its the worst thing on tv. its just pathetic how stupid and spoiled those brats are. If a kid like that would shout at my to turn my music down, and then proceed to crank his ,"norwegian death metal" on his 100 000 dollar sound system, on full blast. i would have beat him senseless, and i dont regulary get into fights.

 

[Imnotdutch]

Ozzy has one more daughter she is the oldest.

Yeah she is 30 and refuses to have anything to do with him.....imagine that. I really can't think why she wouldn't be proud of her father when-

He bit the head off a live bat on stage
Bit the head off a live dove in front of record execs
Pissed on the Alamo memorial
Snorted ants (!!!) when on tour with.....uh the Motley Crue I think.

I just don't see where she is coming from on this one.

 

[spongebob]

Yeah she is 30 and refuses to have anything to do with him.....imagine that. I really can't think why she wouldn't be proud of her father when-

He bit the head off a live bat on stage
Bit the head off a live dove in front of record execs
Pissed on the Alamo memorial
Snorted ants (!!!) when on tour with.....uh the Motley Crue I think.

I just don't see where she is coming from on this one.

i think your wrong, his oldest daughter does come to the house but doesnt want to be part of the show, thats all.

p.s. i am glad that every family is not modeled after the cleavers or the bradies, that would be just as annoying if not more.

 

[Imnotdutch]

i think your wrong, his oldest daughter does come to the house but doesnt want to be part of the show, thats all.

p.s. i am glad that every family is not modeled after the cleavers or the bradies, that would be just as annoying if not more.

I read that last week in an interview with Ozzy......it was right next to the article where a former soldier who served in Sierra Leone told you how the natives skin humans and eat em.....apparently they can have half of your skin off before you blackout.

 

[spongebob]

I read that last week in an interview with Ozzy......it was right next to the article where a former soldier who served in Sierra Leone told you how the natives skin humans and eat em.....apparently they can have half of your skin off before you blackout.

that is creepy.

i dont remember the name of the indigenous tribe that apparently, the older males have sexual relations with the young boys of the tribe in order to exchange semen for the protien values of it. they perform oral sex on each other and swallow.

 

[Imnotdutch]

that is creepy.

i dont remember the name of the indigenous tribe that apparently, the older males have sexual relations with the young boys of the tribe in order to exchange semen for the protien values of it. they perform oral sex on each other and swallow.

Next time you feel like sharing summat like that......resist the urge lol. That was gross

 

[builtbc83]

Psychoskitz.. not to be rude man but you are CRAZY!! There were times at the end where the mic wasn't even near her mouth but she was belting out lyrics!
Brian

I watched the show..I dont think she was singing along with a track at all. The point you bring up about her being off mic and still sounding loud and clear could be because of a compressor/limiter/expander on her mic. All performers use them on their vocal mics, this device automaticly regulates the gain of the mic- so if you right up on the mic shouting at the top of your lungs you dont sound distorted, or on the other hand, if you are way off mic and being shy, you still come throught loud and clear.

I work in live sound, and have mixed MANY 'big' acts (Britney Spears, NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, etc.) while they were performing live for radio, sometimes they were live, sometimes they were 'not so live' but if Kelly was 'not so live' then she did a pretty good job of it!

Bern

 

[jennifer BFL chick]

all I can say is she had my attention

 

[Lestat]

She had my attention too.. just like a car wreck does..

thanks builtbc83 for the technical info.. but if you watch that performance again... which I did today.. she comes out and yells something before the song lyrics start.. its obviously here.. then when she comes on singing her voice is totally perfect.. too perfect.

Besides.. she just looked disgusting.

Brian

 

[jennifer BFL chick]

Its too bad that weight issues always come up whenever someone isn't the "cookie cutter" performer.....

Really, dogging someone because of their weight is truly retarded for the lack of a more retarded word........

Sure, she most likly wouldn't be performing at the MTV movie awards if it wasn't for her dad, but its typically who you know in the shitty world of pop music

 

[gymrat]

Its too bad that weight issues always come up whenever someone isn't the "cookie cutter" performer.....

Really, dogging someone because of their weight is truly retarded for the lack of a more retarded word........

well said

 

[Lestat]

Uh oh...

Ok its tough to argue this intelligently, but lets try.

Fat people are not the people you see singing on MTV and music videos because not only do people watch it for the MUSIC, but they like to see asthetically pleasing people.

It is sad, its tough, tuff. I'm no model and can live it with. I'm not fat, but I know I do not have "the look" that it takes to be the next Freddy Prince Jr. or whovever the fuck is the flavor of the month.

I'm not looking for a "cookie cutter" image.. but yeah I never though carnie wilson of wilson phillips was appealing.. nor was oprah winfrey... rosie o'donell.. ricki lake.. etc.

Also, I mean I am sure you understood where I was coming from and that I was not directing my comments at all fat people.. mainly just the ugly fat ones. And saying that its "retarded" is truly insensitive to the mentally challenged people out there. Why not just call it stupid.

Brian

 

[HappyScrappy]

my thoughts as I watched it:

1) she has more eye makeup on than usual.
2) hair is different, styled to allow "hiding" of the eyes to allow an easier time in front of crowds.
3) her brother is a total sillyhead. or a dork. either term is equally lame. as is the term "lame"
4) just like the studio version, the instruments drown out her voice, and the voice channel is modulated with what sounds like phaser, echo, and compression.
5) the guitarist sounds an awful lot like the session guy on the past 3 ozzy albums or so.
6) the band looked really funny - the standard "we paid lots of money to have our hair and clothes look like we don't have any money and are just naturally cool due to the way we are and can get by on salvation army stuff and showering every other week"
the lead singer for the goo goo dolls is all about this same look.
7) the guitarist... pinch harmonics and lots of solos that sound the same.
8) did they choose to debut this at the movie awards because it was less likely to be ebmarassing around actors instead of fellow musicians.
9) I wonder if this chick singing is fatter or less fat than this other girl I know.
10) hillary swank is hot and has nice thingies.

poptart

 

[VicTusDeuS]

Exactly, it is the damn media that creates these images making everyone believe they have to be semi anorexic to be famous and sell lots of records. Although She isnt perfect looking, her song isnt that bad. It's good to see someone with a "normal" body in the spot light as opposed to some brittney spears that we can never have...

Its too bad that weight issues always come up whenever someone isn't the "cookie cutter" performer.....

Really, dogging someone because of their weight is truly retarded for the lack of a more retarded word........

Sure, she most likly wouldn't be performing at the MTV movie awards if it wasn't for her dad, but its typically who you know in the shitty world of pop music

 

[The Dude]

10) hillary swank is hot and has nice thingies.

Isn't she though!

 

[gymrat]

my thoughts as I watched it:

1) she has more eye makeup on than usual.
2) hair is different, styled to allow "hiding" of the eyes to allow an easier time in front of crowds.
3) her brother is a total sillyhead. or a dork. either term is equally lame. as is the term "lame"
4) just like the studio version, the instruments drown out her voice, and the voice channel is modulated with what sounds like phaser, echo, and compression.
5) the guitarist sounds an awful lot like the session guy on the past 3 ozzy albums or so.
6) the band looked really funny - the standard "we paid lots of money to have our hair and clothes look like we don't have any money and are just naturally cool due to the way we are and can get by on salvation army stuff and showering every other week"
the lead singer for the goo goo dolls is all about this same look.
7) the guitarist... pinch harmonics and lots of solos that sound the same.
8) did they choose to debut this at the movie awards because it was less likely to be ebmarassing around actors instead of fellow musicians.
9) I wonder if this chick singing is fatter or less fat than this other girl I know.
10) hillary swank is hot and has nice thingies.

poptart

harsh hehe

 

[Wombat]

Forget about her singing, how about the fact that she was piping in on how other people look after the awards......This little fat chix bashes almost every woman actor, singer out their. Ozzy's kids are truly an embarrassment.....And its all the mothers doing....By the way her dance moves were some of the funniest I've seen in a long time......

I can't believe any other singer would preform on the MTV awards knowing that kelly Osbourne was going to headline with you.....Eminem should be embarrassed.