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I just ordered a month worth of MREs to supplement my diet for the next month Lol. I'm pretty excited as i haven't had one in a while and i miss them 
MRE bulk lol
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semper03
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Wtf lol well that will help close the gap on not being able to eat enough cals. I haven't had one since I got out in 2011. Civi are different than Gov MRE but should still consist of roughly 1200 cals. Just watch the low fiber counts they have, as you know that's what stops you up. 
Wtf lol well that will help close the gap on not being able to eat enough cals. I haven't had one since I got out in 2011. Civi are different than Gov MRE but should still consist of roughly 1200 cals. Just watch the low fiber counts they have, as you know that's what stops you up.
Oh god, yeah, thanks for reminding me about the fiber. I ordered from the same company that does the military so they're should be exactly the same. The packaging and everything looked the same and it claimed to be the same ones so i sure hope so.. I'm looking forward to some spaghetti and meat sauce with tabasco and cheese
Followed by a nasty protein shake and snack bread! Lol! i'll throw in ground beef and eggs and protein shakes, but i'm not going to under eat this month even for a day : Afghanistan is where i first got serious about training and i put on some decent mass all natural on almost all MRE diet so i'm looking excited lol The variety will keep me eating as well... my plane jane diet has got me bored and it's harder to eat lately.
omg, naaaaaaaaasty
Oh fuck no. I will puke if I ever smell those heaters again. Worst shit ever.
Stay AWAY from the omlet.
Stay AWAY from the omlet.
me and greg bought a few at the army navy surplus just to make those little heater bombs for the kids
then greg proceeded to eat an entire lentil soup or whatever the fuck that was one and I almost barfed just watching him eat it
semper03
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I had the veggie omelet two times. Once in boot and the other while deployed. It was horrible but came with a strawberry milkshake poptart so that made up for it lol When I was deployed I let it sit in the sun for a few hours and idk if it was the sun or the fact that I haven't eaten for three days but it was amazing!
My all time favorites will have to go to the chicken cavatelli, veggie manicotti, three cheese tortellini, beef patty with mushrooms and obviously the tuna pouch.
For the love of God do not eat the jumbalaya!!! It has these nasty little freeze dried shrimp that will make you puke.
My all time favorites will have to go to the chicken cavatelli, veggie manicotti, three cheese tortellini, beef patty with mushrooms and obviously the tuna pouch.
For the love of God do not eat the jumbalaya!!! It has these nasty little freeze dried shrimp that will make you puke.
Tuna packet > all other MREs
Beef patty wasn't bad though
Even the omlet was better than that nasty fucking shit Afghanis call food
Beef patty wasn't bad though
Even the omlet was better than that nasty fucking shit Afghanis call food
Bleghh! The omelette was only bare able loaded down with salt and Tabasco and When I haven't eaten in days lol. Guck the omelette. That's the one I brought home for the family to sample
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BBQ pork ribb?? :/ I actually kinda liked the nann dipped in roasted goat juice personally. No joke. Ever try the sugar nann they make?
Lolol!
PICK3
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Of course, and it still tasted the same lol
Dude you sound just like me jalapeno cheese or bacon flavored cheese and the lemon poppyseed cake was the best! I kind a like the brownie too even though it was exactly the same as the poundcake lol
Didn't we get skittles and m&ms and shit too? I think I remember trading off some skittles and that shitty electrolyte powder mix for some chocolate peanut butter spread
semper03
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Man I never got any good candy. All I ever got was fucking red hots or a tootsie roll. Everyone around me would get skittles and peanut butter M&M. I got some good jerky a few times but I've never seen anyone score the chocolate peanut butter. The pound cake I hated was the almond one. Dry as hell.
I hated the pound cake. The choco PB was fkn bomb on the crackers. Stops you up like nobody's business though.
I never did find out if it was true what they say about the gum lol
I never did find out if it was true what they say about the gum lol
semper03
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I don't think it is. The reason you stop up is the lack of fiber that's in an MRE and you open like a flood gate when you eat real food obviously from the surge of fiber from real food.
I didn't ever get stopped up though. I used caffein as my laxative. Immediately after eating I would dump the packet of tasters choice instant coffee in my mouth and take a swig from my canteen swish it around a bit an swallow. Instant high lol plus you were ready to shit within 30 min. That was the first coffee I ever had, thought my heart was gonna explode.
Snort that shit like a man
I just kept a full camelbak all the time I hate coffee when it's hot
Saw a guy on the reaper get a silver bullet, but not before he knocked out the corpsman's teeth for messing with his b-hole lol
Saw a guy on the reaper get a silver bullet, but not before he knocked out the corpsman's teeth for messing with his b-hole lol
Hahaha! That's some funny shit. No pun intended. Loved the coffee shots though. If I had a friend with adderall and a can of Copenhagen I was set for te next 24 hours.
semper03
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Hell no, I tried to dip while on a hump and ended up getting sick. Copenhagen and desert heat didn't work for me.
Redline pre-hump ftw
My deployment was a tiny summer in between two long winters and my company was with a cav unit to serve as dismounted recon. I had to be a gunner most of the time so I didn't have to hump it much. If I was awake, had a food and a method of nicotine consumption (aside from those pine nasty ass pakistani smokes ( Bleh!)) I was good to go. Staying awake was the hardest part. No I take that back. Food was always most important to me lol that's why I love MREs so much
