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once he's refused the first, understood?
gggoooood morning
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Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor
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Steroid_Virgin
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Thanks for the morning kiss...
99.9% of women are useless bitches.... why can't I ever meet one of the .1% who arent?? I'm telling you, its so easy for me to find a girl, impossible to find the right one, and I just can't settle, im so fucked!! Im way too old to deal with all the first date, second date bullshit... it's like my only chance is to turn a girl who i have been friends with for a while into a girlfriend. Any hints tips or strategies for that one?? I need a girlfriend before I go insane.. My focus is going all over the place, Im writing screen plays, playing the bass in a band, studying for Microsoft Certs, going out to bars, playing basketball, running.. its like im trying to do too much shit because i dont have some one to focus any of my attention on.. I think i need a complementary person in my life, to keep my life simple and in control. Not because im needy or clingy.. Now accepting application for part time girlfriends.. I'd be happy with just a weekend girlfriend for now... plus I miss sex, and Im not the kind of guy who will screw someone i dont have a serious emotional bond too either
That felt good.... yeah yeah I know... lifes a bitch, get a helmet
99.9% of women are useless bitches.... why can't I ever meet one of the .1% who arent?? I'm telling you, its so easy for me to find a girl, impossible to find the right one, and I just can't settle, im so fucked!! Im way too old to deal with all the first date, second date bullshit... it's like my only chance is to turn a girl who i have been friends with for a while into a girlfriend. Any hints tips or strategies for that one?? I need a girlfriend before I go insane.. My focus is going all over the place, Im writing screen plays, playing the bass in a band, studying for Microsoft Certs, going out to bars, playing basketball, running.. its like im trying to do too much shit because i dont have some one to focus any of my attention on.. I think i need a complementary person in my life, to keep my life simple and in control. Not because im needy or clingy.. Now accepting application for part time girlfriends.. I'd be happy with just a weekend girlfriend for now... plus I miss sex, and Im not the kind of guy who will screw someone i dont have a serious emotional bond too either
That felt good.... yeah yeah I know... lifes a bitch, get a helmet
AGENT SHAGWELL
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lol...I told to you to vent...and you sure as hell listened...
Sugar, babe, my little petunia, you fret too much. Relax....enjoy your life. Everyone misses sex hon. Something you just have to go through. Distraction helps. Runnign and lifting, hitting into someone full force and knocking their ass on the grass helps too
You need to slow down, focus on yourself more now. Your used to focusing on someone else. And no that you have no one else to direct your attentions on your getting frazelled. Its jsut somethin gyou must adapt to.
Sugar, babe, my little petunia, you fret too much. Relax....enjoy your life. Everyone misses sex hon. Something you just have to go through. Distraction helps. Runnign and lifting, hitting into someone full force and knocking their ass on the grass helps too
You need to slow down, focus on yourself more now. Your used to focusing on someone else. And no that you have no one else to direct your attentions on your getting frazelled. Its jsut somethin gyou must adapt to.
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AGENT SHAGWELL
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GinNJuice said:Shaggs, how did your game go last week?
We won ours... it was the last game of our season. But I fuked up my shoulder.... now I can't do any presses or back exercises in the gym.
Damn, I hope this heals up soon!
We won as well
But our team management is all messed up, ou head coach got fired and took with him alot of coaches, so its all wacked, but I just try and ignore it an play my game.My injuries....mostly a hell of alot of bruises. I look like a battered woman. And some nagging finger injuries, but tape, alot of it, fixes that.
Sorry to hear about you shoulder.
What was your record this season?
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AGENT SHAGWELL said:
uuuhh, let's not talk about our season record
..... let's just say that we won our last game 32-6 against a playoff team. Ha HaWell, we are an expansion team this year...... We were able to recruit dozens of receivers, DBs, RBs, and LBs..... but had a hard time recruiting linemen (with speed)
We should do better next year.
I made it though the whole season without any serious injury..... only joint probs/sprains etc....
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Rex said:
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Bad news....hhhmmm...I haven't had sex since april...hows that?
Steroid_Virgin
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Gettin a lot of offers there shaggs, you gona bark all day little doggy, or are you gona bite?
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Steriod_Virgin said:
It wasn't a cry for help dear.....although I sob on the inside.
I know being a women I cen get it whenever I want it. I just want it very very very good, from a choice person. Haven't found that yet
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GinNJuice said:
your married...that makes you used and a lease....I like to OWN
Steroid_Virgin
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Hitchhiking 1000 miles to DC = $0.00
Same old dress you wore 199 times = $0.00
Weekend with Steroid_Virgin = Ok, well at least youd get to go to ESPN Zone
And it would be much cheaper
Same old dress you wore 199 times = $0.00
Weekend with Steroid_Virgin = Ok, well at least youd get to go to ESPN Zone
And it would be much cheaper
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Steriod_Virgin said:
I dont' think I would make it to DC if I hitch hiked.
I just have to say I think my little smiley thinga ma gigs rocked today, and this was by far the most obnoxious ones that I posted......thank you...thank you very much
