mow the lawn

[cozmokramer]

ok... so I was with this girl last night... she's absolutely
great and all... we've been hanging out for a while with
no sexual actions at all...

well last night we both went crazy... as I went down
there... I couldn't believe it... damn she was hairy!

How do I tell her to mow the lawn?

 

[May1010]

Maybe you should ask your wife to tell her.

 

[karsun]

why dont you do it for her.?

 

[velvett]

Maybe you should ask your wife to tell her.

OUCH!


heh.

 

[velvett]

TAlking about fuzzzzzzzzzzzzz



RRRRRRRROWWWWWWWWWWWRRRR
You know goatee, beard, mustache trimmers can be wicked good fun.


YEEEEEEEEEEEEHHAW


tingly!



Uh yah, I know TMI (too much information)

 

[_Outlaw]

Id just tell her shes a hairy bitch and if she like havin that shit licked she needs to trim that shit up.

 

[Sassy69]

Cosmo - If you are "close enough" to her to start talking about those intimate things that turn you/her on, you might ask her if she's ever gone bald down there, see how she feels about it. This might get the conversation started (e.g. she says "Well, do you like girls shaved...") or at least maybe start her thinking. If you are feeling real lucky, you could ask if you can shave her

 

[Winstrol the Pooh]

Ya man, if you guys have already been intimate then start discussing your likes and dislikes in the bedroom in a way that won't hurt her feelings...open yourself up to her and ask her what she finds offensive "in there (pointing to the bedroom)"...just be real gentle about the whole thing and it should all work out well. Good luck

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Ether and a razor blade.

 

[cozmokramer]

We were in the shower together this morning and she
started to shave her legs....

I wanted to say "while you happen to have that thing
out why don't you shave some other areas..."

but I just couldn't do it!

 

[Sassy69]

Cozmo - you gotta say somethin' if it bugs you that much... Just approach it like "Have you ever trimmed yourself down there?" For some girls, it just flat out never occurs to them to do that. Of course you watch enough porn and eventually it comes to mind... (or hear enough comments from the peanut gallery while watching porn...!)

 

[LawDawg8]

Wait 'till she's asleep and then give her a trim... hehehe...

 

[fiatconspiracy]

next time you are chowing box, start gagging on the hairs, and spitting them up, or flossing your teeth with her pubic hair, either she will get the hint or she will kick your ass

 

[Bikini Mod]

It's funny that I should see this post. Just today a guy friend of mine asked me, "Why is it that some women shave while others do not?" He said that one woman told him that it was a matter of hygiene and he wanted to know if that was true. My reply, "No, it has nothing to do with hygiene, it is a cosmetic personal preference." Of course, the next question was, "Well what about you?" (meaning me) I explained that I get waxed and keep the rest of the front lawn neatly trimmed because of modeling.....but that I began having it done BEFORE and actually maintained it because my ex preferred it.

He, himself seemed perplexed by the sitch. His statement, "Hairy or no....doesn't matter to me at all."

This would lead me to believe that American men have a preference for a well-kept front lawn as opposed to Europian or men from other parts of the world.

You international brothas - feel free to enlighten!

 

[blood_drinker]

get your lawnmower and run over her - that should do it.

Bikini mom: Im Brazilian, and I live in Paris. I can tell you that I personally love nicely trimed, perhaps barely any just a small strip. Now the french...they like it hairy so I understand, since they like hairy armpits, or at least still think of them as normal on women.

 

[KBgrl]

cozmo cozmo cozmo... ive been meaning to post directly to a few members here . im new here and i just wanted to say a couple words to some peeps... one of them being bikimom : ive seen ur pics and some of ur post.. i admire ur sexy yet conservative attitude and style. its nice to know that there are still women like u out there thanks!! ok.. now for u COZMO boy... ive read lots of ur posts.. so far so good in my book !!! u seem like a real sweetheart!! so kind to all the ladies.. thanks . ohhhh by the way.. im in NY too shhhhh!!.. 5 min from the city.. yup yup. saw ur pic... very nice look u got goin on for urself.. and ur face.. its adorable.. "a real down to earth kinda guy face" if that makes any sense!! lol. ok coz-- heres the deal.. i think u should prepare a nice bubble bath for the 2 of u.. then do the whole shaving her legs deal... and just work ur way up... if she says anything.. just stay cool.. be calm!! lol... just shave it how u like it and say.. its a turn on for u like that. i really doubt she will object. i mean if ur gonna be more turned on w/ a different design down there then there is just no reason why should would say no. go for it cozmo!!! wahooooo...we'll be awaiting the new post "i did it!!.. i mowed the lawn!!!" -- take care -- KBgrl

 

[Boob Lover II]

I got a couple other ideas: Arrange to have her "accidentally" find a photo of a shaved beaver and make it look like that is a prized photo for entertainment purposes. OR...get a hair caught in your teeth a few times and pull back sharply. Say it "never happened before because other women shave." Just be more diplomatic.

 

[cozmokramer]

KBgrl....

I have to say thank you!

I saw this idea of yours and immediately... and I mean
immediately started the bubble bath just last night.

It worked great! I'm so much happier now!

Thanks again
Cozmo.


and thanks for your kind words about me, thats very
sweet... so you are near NY City...? PM me... lets
chat!

 

[wavywoman]

tell her

I wish my boyfriend were just honest with me from the beginning...
At first I shaved when I dated him, knowing that a lot of guys prefer it. I asked him if he had a preference, and he said he didn't care. Then when I grew it back, he'd make a big point of pulling hair out of his teeth... Then I asked him again if he wanted me to shave... He was wishy washy about it.
Then, just recently he told me that he thought it was "weird" when I was shaved because I wasn't always 100% completely smooth and shaved, and he hated stubble...
So, I'd say, just be honest with her. Maybe ask her if she wants YOU to shave. Or ask her "Have you every shaved your pussy?" or something like that, "Do you want me to shave you?". It's kind of hard to guess what a guy's thinking unless he SAYS something. But, I guess it has to be in a way that doesn't make the girl feel like an ass like "YO BITCH! SHave that nasty hairy thing!"

 

[WarriorPL]

hey im from NYC too
Cozmo, i think next time u take a shower together, tell her or just tell her next time your down there
I mean whats the worst thing that can happen?


~WizKid

 

[Sassy69]

That's a kick ass idea KB -- actually that's kinda how I experienced my first. The poor bf was so nervous about doing it, the water got cold during the whole operation! But he was so cute doing it!

 

[dragon183]

Good job Coz! I have been trying to get my gf to mow the lawn for about 3 weeks now. We have been dating for a month, and I was her first. I think for some girls it is a maturity thing. They realize that they got the hair when they went from a girl to a woman, and they think that it is suppose to stay that way. I have had bald ones, and I have had ones that are VERY hairy. (makes it hard to enjoy oral when your removing hair from your mouth every 10 seconds). I have tried to get her to shave it, have said that I would shave it, asked her why she wont shave.....all I get from her is a "I dont know". Your a lucky guy for getting her to go with something new....congrats!!


"together everyone can acheive more"

 

[tropicdude]

OK, ya got to work your way into it, heres how.

on any particular day/night, do something fun, just say, hey babe i got a surprise for ya, then whip out some whipped cream , and do the body "sundae" thing, then let a few dates go by, then do some other nutty thing, say "got another surprise" and do something out of the ordinary like a full body massage or something. then after a few dates more, bring in the shaving cream and razor, and say i got another treat for ya,,,,afterwards give her the best licking ever.

this way she will not get offended, and think your doning her a favor!

also, (maybe the girls in the forum can help in this area) to prevent irritation of the area and ingrowns later, use a luffa sponge.

 

[HumanShell]

Next time she starts "motioning" for you to go down there, stop and tell her you're afraid of getting lost in the forrest.

 

[Moloffhiedo]

Hello

Hi Guys,

Thought i would introduce myself and say Hi i'm kirsty from The UK, i hope to post more in future.

mwah x

Kirsty

 

[Mass Insanity]

Hi kirsty!!!! oh and how old are these chicks.. how old are you?