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Moved to cubicles...

Bullit

Colon Cowboy
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... which is gonna drastically cut into my 100 posts/day scene.

EF's loss.
 
You're on the aisle now aren't you?

Fart really loud all the time.
 
Put a sheet over your head and the computer monitor. Nobody can see what you're doing then.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Put a sheet over your head and the computer monitor. Nobody can see what you're doing then.


LOL

Good idea, but maybe they'll figure something is a little suspicious.
 
Oh... and there is no way I'll be hittin steroidology from work now.
At least EF has an acceptable name


My productivity is gonna skyrocket.
 
Bodhisattva said:
Sign up for plat bullit and you can use the expert pc masked URL sets.

Yeah, with the plat chat popup, and a title bar that says "Elite Fitness".

EF Sam is working on those two items, though, I'm told.
 
Sign up for plat bullit and you can use the expert pc masked URL sets.
 
Bullit said:


Yeah had an office.

Now I got people surounding me.

Cubicles suck ass.

DOESNT MANAGMENT KNOW THAT I POST THE SHIT OUTTA EF ALL DAY?
Sheesh... talk about being out of touch, up in their ivory tower.

Why the downgrade, homeslice?
 
From Zero said:
Where did you work before that was un-cubicle-like? An office?

Yeah had an office.

Now I got people surounding me.

Cubicles suck ass.

DOESNT MANAGMENT KNOW THAT I POST THE SHIT OUTTA EF ALL DAY?
Sheesh... talk about being out of touch, up in their ivory tower.
 
Bullit said:


Yeah had an office.

Now I got people surounding me.

Cubicles suck ass.

DOESNT MANAGMENT KNOW THAT I POST THE SHIT OUTTA EF ALL DAY?
Sheesh... talk about being out of touch, up in their ivory tower.

What really sucks is the "cool/trendy" completely open office environment. No walls, no cubes = everybody sneaking up on you to see what's on your screen. There is not one ounce of privacy where I work... but it's "cool and hip". I'd love to have a cubicle right now (office would be even better).
 
vixenbabe said:
Damn, I bet the phone sex is gonna stop now too, huh?!

No I can just whisper to my hand real quiet so nobody hears.
 
vixenbabe said:
Damn, I bet the phone sex is gonna stop now too, huh?!

;-)

Phone sex to Bullit is sticking the receiver up his anus.
 
Bring up how huge my cock is at the next meeting. It might not get your office back, but at least no one will be looking at your computer screen when you're working and/or beating off to gay porn.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Alien & Nathan double burn on Bullit!

Yours was good, but I get the feeling that you didnt make it up.
Nathans wasnt.
 
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Get a 2" monitor. Noone will see what you`re doing.
 
TheProject said:


Yeah, with the plat chat popup, and a title bar that says "Elite Fitness".

EF Sam is working on those two items, though, I'm told.

This should be easy.
Code:
<head>
<title>
<?
$url = $HTTP_SERVER_VARS["HTTP_HOST"];
if($url == 'www.whateverthefucktheirpcsupportthingis.com'){
?>
Some computer site
<?
}
else{
?>
Elite Fitness Gay Ass Chat Shit
<?
}
?></title>
</head>
Same sort of thing for any image shit too.
Or just use that to set a bool at the top of the page and have things just check the bool and react accordingly.

As for dealing with a cubicle - do what JWZ did:
http://www.jwz.org/tent-of-doom/
 
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