last time i waited till the last minute and wound up buying her a card at 7-11. they didn't have a very good selection. it said: "Mom, i can't believe you fuck Dad."
I don't know who my mother is. It's embarassing to say but my dad was promiscuous in his youth and wasn't sure who the mother was when they became pregnant with me. I'm a bastard. Or whatever you call it when you don't know the mother.
I don't know who my mother is. It's embarassing to say but my dad was promiscuous in his youth and wasn't sure who the mother was when they became pregnant with me. I'm a bastard. Or whatever you call it when you don't know the mother.