motherfucker!!!!!

[Devastation]

i fuking hate flat tires!

 

[blut wump]

I recently had two on the trot in the space of a week. It looks like the nail got the first one and stayed in the ground. The second one lifted the nail. None since.

I feel for you. They are a complete pain in the proverbial.

 

[Devastation]

my spare was flat too

 

[blut wump]

I managed to reinflate mine with the pump I'd bought for my wife's fitball while trying to think of it as cardio. The garage patched the tyres up and gave me the nail as a souvenir.

 

[Devastation]

i drove to a gas station on the flat spare across the street and pumped it up a bit. drove it 4 miles to my dad's shop and patched the fucker myself at 3:15 in the morning. that and i was starving at work and had a headache already. i have to say i've had better nites

 

[BUBBLES]

I hope I never get a flat tire because I wouldn't know how to change it. Anything to do with the maintenance of a car is a man's job.

 

[jack sparrow]

I got a flat and was about a mile from my brothers...my spare was flat too...got pissed off and just drove full speed with the rubber flapping around and smoking. By the time I got there the whole cab of the truck was filled with smoke and there was chunks of rubber all over in the street. This pissed me off even more, so I kicked out the grill until it was in about a million pieces. Funny thing was, as I was making an ass of myself, my brother yelled out "When your done we can change the tire!!"

 

[Cutiebaby]

i hate changing tires. i never have..i attempted once but i had the car on the grass in the summer and from all the rain the jack when into the ground so my car was stuck there.....lol....never again though

 

[newbiebynature]

a few months ago my tire blew up and i didnt even know till about 3 minutes after it happened...i smelled something burning and i was like wtf...so i pull over and i was basically driving on a rim..pissed me off cuz the tire is like 400 bucks and the rin was like 800...fucking dealerships

 

[buffer1]

i fuking hate flat tires!

yeah they suck,you get them when you're in a rush or have an important meeting to get to

 

[Raina]

I never have this problem because I only travel by horse.

 

[buffer1]

I never have this problem because I only travel by horse.

you don't hang around with stilleto do you?lol

 

[Sub-Zero]

i hate flat women

 

[Mr. dB]

I hope I never get a flat tire because I wouldn't know how to change it. Anything to do with the maintenance of a car is a man's job.

Learn.

I think they should make you change a tire when you get tested for your first driver's license as a kid, no one should be able to operate a motor vehicle if they're that helpless.

 

[pitbullstl]

i fuking hate flat tires!

Dude, it's only flat on the bottom.

 

[gotmilk]

i hate flat women

They make patches for that?

 

[Sub-Zero]

They make patches for that?

i think

 

[Lestat]

flat tired and dead batteries are a bitch.

 

[stilleto]

you don't hang around with stilleto do you?lol

lol! (ps... i AM the horse)

 

[GoldenDelicious]

pfffft flat tire. my alternator wire burnt out a few months ago. fixed it. then my alternator went. fixed it. then my main belt got jealous and snapped. fixed it. then my radiator hoses sprung a leak. fixed it. then my pulley shat itself. fixed it. then my pulley mount couldnt live without the old pulley, and snapped. fixed it. then my brake pads went, taking the rotors with them. fixed it. then the radiator sprung an unpatchable leak. fixed it. now my headlights flicker on and off for no reason, and the trim on my interior has melted off, making the interior of my car look like a saudi whorehouse (not that ive been to a saudi whorehouse). then my dog chewed off my mudguards, and chewed up one of my panels.

so look on the bright side...its a flat easy fix. almost free, too

look on the brightside, fatty.

 

[Mr. dB]

pfffft flat tire. my alternator wire burnt out a few months ago. fixed it. then my alternator went. fixed it. then my main belt got jealous and snapped. fixed it. then my radiator hoses sprung a leak. fixed it. then my pulley shat itself. fixed it. then my pulley mount couldnt live without the old pulley, and snapped. fixed it. then my brake pads went, taking the rotors with them. fixed it. then the radiator sprung an unpatchable leak. fixed it. now my headlights flicker on and off for no reason, and the trim on my interior has melted off, making the interior of my car look like a saudi whorehouse (not that ive been to a saudi whorehouse). then my dog chewed off my mudguards, and chewed up one of my panels.

so look on the bright side...its a flat easy fix. almost free, too

look on the brightside, fatty.

Holden, or Aussie Ford? With that "quality" I'm guessing Holden.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Holden, or Aussie Ford? With that "quality" I'm guessing Holden.

daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn yyoooouuuuuuu mr db

 

[Dial_tone]

I've only flatted once and before I had time to get dirty some guy pulled up and offered to do it for me. He was a mechanic and finished it in no time. I flipped him a $20 for his effort.

 

[Whiskey]

that's why I keep a midget in my tool box at all times... so they can change it for me

Whiskey

 

[BUBBLES]

Learn.

I think they should make you change a tire when you get tested for your first driver's license as a kid, no one should be able to operate a motor vehicle if they're that helpless.

I would, but I am so petite I cannot lift a car tire let alone change the damn thing.