Motherfucker!!

[from zero]

Man, I just made some Stouffers lasagna. Then I, being the fucktard that I am, fucking dropped it and it all spilled onto the floor. Goddammit!!

 

[presguy]

if you were half the glutton that i am, it would still be edible.

 

[tuc biscuit]

It is scientific fact that if something is picked up within three secodns then it is untainted.

 

[Jimsbbc]

the last time i made one i spilled it all over the oven door that was open. Fuck it! I ate it off of there with a fork. There is almost no such thing as bad lasagna, unless it was dropped in shit.

 

[t3c]

sticky

 

[ohashi]

5-second rule, man.

 

[Devastation]

i would everything that wasn't actually touching the floor

 

[Sydneyboy]

That's too bad From Zero. Myself personally, once something falls on the ground or even off the plate i will not eat it! Hard to change old habits.

 

[WalkingBeast]

haha That shit pisses me off so much, I just fucking eat it anyway! Cooking is hard enough, even if it is done in a microwave Fuck that shit! Make your food suffer at any costs

 

[canadianhitman]

Unless a pet recently shit or pissed on that very spot, it's still acceptable to eat.

 

[Toozee]

Man, I just made some Stouffers lasagna. Then I, being the fucktard that I am, fucking dropped it and it all spilled onto the floor. Goddammit!!

Done that. That sucks. Better than when I used to live at home and my dad made a gallon of sweet tea.........then spilled it all. What a mess.

 

[ZKaudio]

that stuff is poison anyways. Leave it on the floor where it belongs

 

[Eddie_Johnson]

Pick that shit up off the floor and eat it. Then lick the floor clean!!

 

[argent]

the 5 second rule doesn't apply here. For italian food dishes there is the 7 second rule.

 

[gonelifting]

It is scientific fact that if something is picked up within three secodns then it is untainted.

Ha Haaa karma for that one. lol


I say floor= bigger plate. Start eating.

 

[cccp]

what a bunch of pigs

 

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1.Give your dog an early Christmas gift.

2. Think about what really happens at Mc. Donalds and your floor will seem pale in comparison.