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GenetiKing
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Why?
1. She favors a quick turnover of life spans to quicken natural selection's rate of change. Therefore, she has designed it so that we peak early in our lives...our late teens/early twenties. Everything is downhill from there. Your usefulness from a reproductive standpoint (which is all she cares about) begins to slowly diminish thereafter. Bitch.
2. We are a slave to the biological mechanisms she's bred into us. Therefore males are constantly driven to stick their dicks in as much pussy as humanly possible before they die so we make a decent, hearty, and varied contribution to the current gene pool. Always looking for new ass is stressful. Bitch.
3. I think my hairline is starting to recede. Bitch.
4. She has designed men to have naturally low sexual staying power since the male orgasm is the crux upon which the human species' survival and progression depends. Mother Nature doesn't care how many times you girlfriend or wife came. All she wants to see is a new generation...quickly. Bitch.
5. She urges you to stay committed becasue it ensures a partner for reprodction yet she pushes you to make "contributions" with other partners too. Bitch.
6. We live with metabolisms and neural processes designed to ensure our survival in the wild, yet we live in cities and towns with technology as our workhorse and provider. Hence, we find ourselves hungry when we shouldn't be and our physical bodies crave stimuli while we sit behind desks and steering wheels. The result is a physiology not yet adapted to the particular rigors of our current environment. Hey, we don't run from sabretoothed tigers and hunt wooly-toothed mammoths anymore. Bitch.
7. One word: bugs. I hate bugs. Especially the crawly kind you find under rocks and shit. Ugh! Bitch.
8. We are all going to die and be eaten by the aforementioned. Yup there's nothing we can do about it either. Nope. Your dead. I'm dead. Everybody. Sobering thought. It's even more sobering when you consider the fact that we could be designed to live for centuries or longer but that would slow the pace of evolution to a trickle...and she doesn't want that. Mother Nature wants you to live, breed, and die...as quickly as possible. But don't take it personally. She treats everyone this way, birds, flowers, deer, and fish. Yup...she's a fuckin' bitch.
9. Okay, I'll give her props for one thing. Doggy stlye is AWESOME!
1. She favors a quick turnover of life spans to quicken natural selection's rate of change. Therefore, she has designed it so that we peak early in our lives...our late teens/early twenties. Everything is downhill from there. Your usefulness from a reproductive standpoint (which is all she cares about) begins to slowly diminish thereafter. Bitch.
2. We are a slave to the biological mechanisms she's bred into us. Therefore males are constantly driven to stick their dicks in as much pussy as humanly possible before they die so we make a decent, hearty, and varied contribution to the current gene pool. Always looking for new ass is stressful. Bitch.
3. I think my hairline is starting to recede. Bitch.
4. She has designed men to have naturally low sexual staying power since the male orgasm is the crux upon which the human species' survival and progression depends. Mother Nature doesn't care how many times you girlfriend or wife came. All she wants to see is a new generation...quickly. Bitch.
5. She urges you to stay committed becasue it ensures a partner for reprodction yet she pushes you to make "contributions" with other partners too. Bitch.
6. We live with metabolisms and neural processes designed to ensure our survival in the wild, yet we live in cities and towns with technology as our workhorse and provider. Hence, we find ourselves hungry when we shouldn't be and our physical bodies crave stimuli while we sit behind desks and steering wheels. The result is a physiology not yet adapted to the particular rigors of our current environment. Hey, we don't run from sabretoothed tigers and hunt wooly-toothed mammoths anymore. Bitch.
7. One word: bugs. I hate bugs. Especially the crawly kind you find under rocks and shit. Ugh! Bitch.
8. We are all going to die and be eaten by the aforementioned. Yup there's nothing we can do about it either. Nope. Your dead. I'm dead. Everybody. Sobering thought. It's even more sobering when you consider the fact that we could be designed to live for centuries or longer but that would slow the pace of evolution to a trickle...and she doesn't want that. Mother Nature wants you to live, breed, and die...as quickly as possible. But don't take it personally. She treats everyone this way, birds, flowers, deer, and fish. Yup...she's a fuckin' bitch.
9. Okay, I'll give her props for one thing. Doggy stlye is AWESOME!
well, it never happened.
