Most embarassing gym moment...?

[flickenu]

ewwwwwww 3vandoo. that's sick, we said humor not perversion.

One time at my gym some 15-16 year old was on the decline ab bench and his shorts fell down and his package was exposed to about 5 people, that was pretty funny. i kinda felt sorry for the kid, 3 girls about his age busted up laughing at him.

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

I was doing back one day, and the gym was packed with hot chicks. I was pretty psyched because I can move some decent weights when it comes to pulling stuff. After working up to 365 on barbell rows I swaggered over to the cable row machine and told some scrawny dude who was using about a quarter of the stack to get out of my way. I then pulled the pin out and with a loud thunk jammed it into the bottom of the stack. The whole stack weighs 340 or something, and I am only about 195, so to get the heavier weights in position I have to balance on top of the foot stirrup thingies and then use my legs to violently throw myself back and down into the seated position. After much pacing and growling I jumped up on the machine, grabbed the handle and with a loud scream and threw myself back.

(It should now be noted that after the 240lb plate, the weight stack changes to 20lb plates, which are thicker at the base and require a long pin. The scrawny dude was not using the long pin.)

So with the loud scream I straighted my legs with plenty of force to throw the 340lbs + my own 195 into position. As we know though, a short pin in the bottom of the stack engages exactly zero lbs. When a 195lb individual suddenly exerts 535+ pounds of force, they become....airborn. In my case the trajectory was at a 45 degree angle, permitting a beautifully arched flight path that ended 7 feet behind the row bench when my head made impact with the gym floor.

 

[SoCo4Fun]

Mine isnt anywhere near as funny as your guys' stories are but oh well.


Somehow I went to the gym wearing khaki shorts a white t-shirt and mickey mouse ankle socks today. I have no idea how.

 

[3Vandoo]

Mine isnt anywhere near as funny as your guys' stories are but oh well.


Somehow I went to the gym wearing khaki shorts a white t-shirt and mickey mouse ankle socks today. I have no idea how.

 

[Sassy69]

Somehow I went to the gym wearing khaki shorts a white t-shirt and mickey mouse ankle socks today.

It feels soooooo good to laugh right now!

So you must truly have big huevos if you stayed for your whole workout! That's a true tuff guy!

 

[PimpnAintEasy]

I was on a business trip in another city and used a local gym when my flight arrived. Got to the gym around 11pm (closed at midnight) so I was hustling to finish in time, plus I wanted to get to the hotel and go over some of my notes. Anyways, the place was practically empty and it was exactly like my gym (same chain) EXCEPT the locker rooms were reversed. I must have been jet lagged or something because I went into the wrong locker room and took a quick shower. All my shit was in my luggage and this gym didn't have any towels, so I thought I would just air dry and put my old shorts back on and go to the rental car shirtless. Well I walk into the stall after my shower to take a piss---naked as a jaybird, and 2 women walked in the bathroom just as I was walking out. My gym clothes were still hanging by the shower and I was so stunned I just froze. One of them was about my age, so her eyes go straight down to Mr. Droopy, the other one was about 60 and she ran out of there and reported me as a pervert or something.

The young chick just giggled uncontrollably for the most part, and wouldn't leave as I scrambled to locate my clothes, while grandma was summoning the local police to arrest me for my perversion. My shorts were grey and I was still wet, so when I put them on (free balling of course) it left some nice big wet spots on my crotch and ass. A local cop got me in the parking lot and busted my balls for about 10 minutes while repeatedly looking at the wet spot in the front of my shorts. The young chick came over and told him I wasn't a pervert or a flasher, but just made a mistake, so he let me go. I might have asked her to go out with me, but I was so embarassed I just wanted to get the hell out of there.

 

[someguy]

okay here is my story

I just started to work out....and I was at this little piss gym at my girlfriends dorm, Well luckily we were the only one there....and after benching a couple of times, I took on all the weight there was, something like 233LB, wich was alot for me at the time, so I benched it a coulpe of times...then after that I went dead....and it landed on my throat...luckly nothing happened...but that has to be the most embarrassing things I've ever tried....://

- Someguy

 

[gurupimp6969]

alright here's a lil something. About three years ago in 98 I was just starting to workout not knowing really the right posture on the moves. So anyways i had a weight training class in highschool, well as I was about to squat a buddy of mine who was spotting me put on 230 and said that I should be able to squat it with no problem so i was like yeah it don't look like much so i will give it a try, and plus there were girls that were seniors that were so hot, so I tried it and as I got the bar on my shoulders I backed up a step and as I was going to squat me not keeping my chest out and my head up decided to put my head down, well a second later the shit rolled off of me straight and hit the lower bars, and the girl that I liked she started laughing because I was in total shock anyways after that we talked and now she is a vikings cheerleader and I am really "good" friends with her.

 

[Dutch windmill]

Pimp, you're killing me man

Should have asked her out though. Maybe you could have naged her!

 

[Shane]

I'm doing chest one day and I'm on my last set of incline bench. I go to rack it and I missed on of the sides, half the bar with 225 on it comes crashing on my face I layed there for a minute with my face turned to the side from being smushed by the bar until some guy ran over to help. I wasn't as embarresed as I thought I 'd be until I looked in the mirror and realized I had an indent of the bar grip and all on my face which didn't go away for about a week.