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Morons in my office

NoDaddyNo

NoDaddyNo

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I was sitting here, minding my own business and not really especially doing any work per se.
The phone rings.

New receptionist Kathy: "JoeyJoJo, you have a call."
Me: "FANTASTIC! Put them through." (I fucking hate the phone)
New receptionist Kathy transfers over
Me: "Hello?"
My call: "Dertermerdick?" (she has a thick accent and I'm bad with accents - and funnily enough, they have trouble with my non-accent)
Me: "uhh.... JoeyJoJo?"
My call: "What? I'm looking for Kathy."
Me: "Hmmm, well, Kathy just transferred you over to me, so you had her. I'm JoeyJoJo, and I think Kathy thought you were looking for me."
My call: "I'm looking for Kathy."
Me: "Right, you said that. I'm not Kathy."
My call: "Who is this?"
Me: "JoeyJoJo."
My call: "Why am I talking to you?"
Me: "I am wondering the same thing. How about I transfer you to Kathy, whom you were talking to before?"
My call: "I want to talk to Kathy."
I then transfer her over without any warning back to Kathy and hang up and take a big dump... in the bathroom this time.

I should just be glad she is working the phone right. For a week she would call me but it would hang up when I picked up. I would have to go upstairs and take the call from her desk if it was important.
She isn't even hot enough to merit her incompetence. But the guys here like her boobs - which I feel are too small for her hip size if we are going to go there.

I fucking hate the phone.
 
If NoDaddyNo weren't such a perfect name I'd try to change it to JoeyJoJo. It is a beautiful name and a few people I know actually call me that. All the more special since it isn't anything like my name.
 
NoDaddyNo said:
I fucking hate the phone.
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you're telling me..

i answer the fucking phone for a living and talk to irate morons all day long..

when i'm not at work i rarely, if ever, talk on the phone..
 
Re: Re: Morons in my office

decem said:



you're telling me..

i answer the fucking phone for a living and talk to irate morons all day long..

when i'm not at work i rarely, if ever, talk on the phone..
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does your trator hab a cb?


Oh and Ohashi, dude
 
ROFL
 
Re: Re: Morons in my office

decem said:
you're telling me..

i answer the fucking phone for a living and talk to irate morons all day long..

when i'm not at work i rarely, if ever, talk on the phone..
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I will routinely hang up on people and then if they complain later, I will tell them it must have been a bad connection.
Thankfully, most of the time when I do it, they don't call back.

If someone tells me to call them and they are near me, I will just walk to their office or e-mail them.

I only carry a cell phone because I like shiny things, and they are good in emergencies - otherwise I try to never answer the thing and just use the callerID and voicemail features to screen my calls.

I have the Nokia 8890 for my cell and really want the 8910i, but I am also considering the 6800. The 8910i isn't available here or in the States or I would be all over it like a priest on an alter boy.
 
Re: Re: Re: Morons in my office

PoyeBoy said:


does your trator hab a cb?


Oh and Ohashi, dude
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no.. but we did just put 6x9's and a cd player in the cab..

i ain't kidding neither
 
ohashi said:


No shit, genius. Check the original post.
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You should buy a dictionary because 'sounds' is very easy to spell, yet somehow you got it wrong.
 
ohashi said:
My god, you're a dumb fucker.



Get it now?
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Insults will get you nowhere.
Its not my fault you dont know how to spell a simple word like 'sounds'.

There is no 'p' in 'sounds.'
 
*Deep breath*

I'll try not to insult you this time.


PoyeBoy made a post. The post said "joeyjojo spounds like a tool". He misspelled "sounds". After reading that, I made a post saying "Everything spounds like a tool to you.", where I bolded the word "spounds", to highlight the fact that he misspelled it.
Then you came in with your uninformed comments for one reason or another.

Re-read the first page again. You'll see it.
 
Just admit that you may need to brush up on your spelling.

I don't get it though... even if you just try to spell it phonetically you wouldn't get a 'p' in it.
Like, I could understand 'sownds' or something like that, but where did you possibly get "spounds?"
 
ohashi said:
*Deep breath*

I'll try not to insult you this time.


PoyeBoy made a post. The post said "joeyjojo spounds like a tool". He misspelled "sounds". After reading that, I made a post saying "Everything spounds like a tool to you.", where I bolded the word "spounds", to highlight the fact that he misspelled it.
Then you came in with your uninformed comments for one reason or another.

Re-read the first page again. You'll see it.
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LOL.

ohashi, own3d, by bullit.
 
I dont think any of my co-workers are mormons.
 
Bullit said:
Just admit that you may need to brush up on your spelling.

I don't get it though... even if you just try to spell it phonetically you wouldn't get a 'p' in it.
Like, I could understand 'sownds' or something like that, but where did you possibly get "spounds?"
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So you're an idiot. That's ok; there are other morons on this board who ate paint as children.
 
ohashi said:


So you're an idiot. That's ok; there are other morons on this board who ate paint as children.
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Don't you mean "mporpons"?

Atrocious.
You are a perfect example of the end result of our deficient school system.
 
ohashi said:
Don't cry. You may be thick as as a shake, but I still love your lips around my cock.
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Interesting... I always thought that homosexuals were, generally, well educated.
While AAP is bringing the average up, you seem to be dragging it down. I bet he couls spell 'sound'.
 
Bullit said:


Interesting... I always thought that homosexuals were, generally, well educated.
While AAP is bringing the average up, you seem to be dragging it down. I bet he couls spell 'sound'.
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I bet most straight people could spell "could". Or maybe read through a fucking thread before making an ass of themselves. But I guess not.
 
If you're drunk, you should be in a park hunting for little kids.

I mean, you should be doing that even when you're not drunk, but being intoxicated at least gives you an excuse.
 
ohashi said:
If you're drunk, you should be in a park hunting for little kids.

I mean, you should be doing that even when you're not drunk, but being intoxicated at least gives you an excuse.
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If it weren't raining out like it is, then you would have an excellent point.

I would also like to note how excellent my typing is. So that means that in the past when I've been on here and off my gourd on beer and liquor, my typing goes to shit. And when I'm sober, my typing is also shit.
But now I'm on a red wine buzz/drunk and it appears my education is showing moreso than usual.
 
So, what you're saying is, you're gonna be buzzed 24/7 from now on?

That's a lot of kids on non-rainy days...
 
ohashi said:


I bet most straight people could spell "could". Or maybe read through a fucking thread before making an ass of themselves. But I guess not.
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I bet they could. I made a typo.
You, however, are insisting that you spelled 'sound' correctly.

I like that... I compared you to the homosexuals, because you are homosexual.
And you compared me to the straight population. Becuase, correctly, you assumed I was straight.
 
Bullit said:



I bet they could. I made a typo.
You, however, are insisting that you spelled 'sound' correctly.

I like that... I compared you to the homosexuals, because you are homosexual.
And you compared me to the straight population. Becuase, correctly, you assumed I was straight.
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Here's what's wrong with your message:

1. I do not insist I spelled it correctly. I misspelled it on purpose, mocking the person who misspelled it accidentally in the first place. That is why I put the word in bold.

2. I'm not gay. But, hey, since when does that matter?


Here's what's wrong with my message:

It was wrong of me to assume that you're straight. True enough.
 
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