Morning wood!

[Charvelle]

I think you just had a dream about


www.tsgoddess.com

 

[theoak01]

i get it even without water before bed,but with water ill wake up go downstairs to eat and once i eat im awake,then it sets in and i gotta piss so it wont go away till i leak the weasel and im stuck at the kitchen table not wanting to move because im in boxers with wood

it truely sucks

 

[Roadblock]

It´s perfectly normal. By the way, I saw your website.

http://www.buymeahooker.com/

 

[Charvelle]

Just kiddin' ya bro. Hey turn on the ABC nightly news, check out
their anchor Liz Cho, she's a frickin' hottie, rub one out looking
at her.

 

[tee]

I love morning wood. When you work graveyard shift like me, it's always reliable to wake me up before the boss comes in for the day!

 

[havoc]

Does anyone else experience this phenomena? I wake up with the most instense, raging bon... yeah, that thing.

Maybe it's all the water I drink before going to bed? Hrmmm

Sometimes it hurts.

 

[casavant]

Nope, I don't think any other guy around here experiences that. What the hell is wrong with you, dude?

 

[The Shadow]

lol@Cas

 

[Y_lifter]

What movie was that where in the beginning, this teenager was in bed and his mom comes in to wake him up in the morning.

He of course is sleeping under a tent, and flies up and turns over quickly to hide it from her. Smashing himself into the mattress..
Groaning in pain

 

[casavant]

What movie was that where in the beginning, this teenager was in bed and his mom comes in to wake him up in the morning.

He of course is sleeping under a tent, and flies up and turns over quickly to hide it from her. Smashing himself into the mattress..
Groaning in pain

I know what you're talking about but I can't remember the name of the movie either. Wasn't it some 80's flick? It wasn't Caddy Shack, was it?

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by casavant
I know what you're talking about but I can't remember the name of the movie either. Wasn't it some 80's flick? It wasn't Caddy Shack, was it?

Ummm, Maybe. I'm not sure, but you got the right type movie.
Either that or Fast Times at Ridgemont High..

oh man it was a funny scene..

The best part of Waking up under a tent is that usually you also gotta pee real bad...
That's always fun to do with the outlet pointing at the bathroom wall

 

[casavant]

I've never watched "Fast Times" in its entirety. It was definitely one of those off color teenage eighties flicks though.

 

[Longhorn85]

The best part of Waking up under a tent is that usually you also gotta pee real bad...
That's always fun to do with the outlet pointing at the bathroom wall

Yes, early in my marriage I had to explain to my wife why I had to lean way over the toilet and contort my body to avoid getting pee all over the floor every morning.

 

[casavant]

I piss in the shower and turn on the water. It's like a giant urinal!

 

[Y_lifter]

I piss in the shower and turn on the water. It's like a giant urinal!

LOL @ Costanza