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more poetry by the shadow

"The Shadow"
by the shadow

Pink, purple, blue
What shall a girl do?
when applying her face
what color to place
upon my my eyes and lips too?
 
Ode to Panties
by The Shadow

I wear panties with ribbons and lace
I wear panties on my face

I wear panties on my head
That's when the boys call me Fred

I like pink panties, purple and blue
Can I share my panties with you??

I wear leather panties, size large
When I wear them, will you call me Marge?

I love panties and carry them in my pocket
When I touch them I go off like a rocket
 
wtf, were you just in my head? i was just about to post that same poem.
look at the one i did post though, above yours.
clearly, he wrote those two at the same time, if you notice his use of COLOR.
 
stilleto said:
wtf, were you just in my head? i was just about to post that same poem.
look at the one i did post though, above yours.
clearly, he wrote those two at the same time, if you notice his use of COLOR.

It's like ESP or something.......
 
Rainbows
by The Shadow

Rainbows, rainbows in my head
Rainbows are on the sheets on my bed

I bought some rainbow false eyelashes
They go really well with my purple glasses

I see a rainbow & I prance about
Rainbows make me scream & shout

I'd live on a rainbow if I could
Rainbows never fail to give me wood
 
"Cotton"
by the shadow

Soft and fluffy
My sheets so clean
I watch you spin in the warshing machine

You were streaked with white
from what I don't have a clue
but my daddy said, its from my man goo.
 
:lmao:

HOly shit

you girls are killing me
 
"Y'all"
by the shadow

Y'all are dirty
Y'all are mean
I saw you type
the word "warshing machine"

I didn't type that
the way you said
I'm a good speeler
I should give you red

K, that is.
 
"Friday Nights with my Teddy"
by the shadow

Alone I sit, my teddy and me
So cute and strong and cuddly
I love myself, what can i say
I look damn good in lace lingerie!
 
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
 
"Bite Me"
by the shadow

Bite me hard
'Cause I've been bad
Just don't leave a mark
'Cause my mom gets mad

Hickies on my neck
Get me in such a mess
I'd much rather have
A nice pearl necklace!
 
Postman Pete

Postman Pete
had two left feet
so inclined to the right
this slowed him down
and so his round
was mainly done at night.

Pete would cling
to anything
to keep up on his feet
a bus stop, wall
even Pope John Paul
had one-time propped up Pete.
 
Shadow wrote this one one night whilst thinking of MTS

James

Teary eyed James at three o'clock
dirty knees, grey concertina socks
hicks and gulps around his sobs
and through snot caked lips explains
that Josh had called him terrible names
like bird, crocodile and Matthew.
 
stilleto said:
"Bite Me"
by the shadow

Bite me hard
'Cause I've been bad
Just don't leave a mark
'Cause my mom gets mad

Hickies on my neck
Get me in such a mess
I'd much rather have
A nice pearl necklace!

Good bro material right there...providing it was written for a woman.
 

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