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more poetry by the shadow

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raina, jenscats, and myself have discovered a whole treasure of poetry by the shadow.

I thought i'd post some here. if anyone else has any poems by him, please feel free to share:

"Dig Those Crystals"
by the shadow

Spirits and crystals and UFOs
So many mysteries nobody knows.
I went to dig crystals in Arkansas
And boy was I filled with awe.
We beat on drums, told stories and sang
And the voices of angels rang.
Women from Venus and men from Mars,
Sweat Lodges and seminars.
Devas and faeries and sprites and elves
Got us in touch with our higher Selves.
Buddha and Christ, Zoroaster and Ra
All were with us in Arkansas.
Totems of Eagle and Wolf and Flea
Great Spirit spoke through them to me.
Spirits of Chigger and Fly and Tick
Lyme Disease is only Karmic.
Angels and faeries and UFOs,
I saw them all and I'm thrilled to my toes.
Spirits and crystals, I'm so elated
'Cause everything is interrelated!
 
"The Gift of a Perfect Rose"

by the shadow


I celebrate the Gift
of the perfect Rose within us,

of all that Grows within us,

of all that Knows within us,

the Purple Prose within us...

I sing, I dance my Bliss

for forums just like this

that so abhor a white gap

they'll even publish my crap.
 
"Pocket Change"
by the shadow


Roses are read,
Violet feels used,
Fucked thro-ugh the head,
that bitch is confused.

Her mother keeps working the corner,
And I keep trying to warn her.
That bitch won't bring you your nickle,
because that dumb whore can't tickle a pickle.

And if you think that's the moral of the story,
well your right. . .
but it's still to damn stormy.

So let's move to the father,
the one who never calls her.
He pimped out that mom like any man would,
that girl worked every damn hour she could.
And now that he's a millionaire,
his daughters still unaware.

A nickle is a great deal for it,
but pennies,
yeah pennies bring in all the profit.
 
LOL @ myself


"publish my crap"

Im a GENOUS


GENIOS




GENI.....er



SMART
 
"In my Party Dress"
by The Shadow

My dress is pink and sparkly
With ruffles down to my knees.
I know I look like a sexy boy
I love to be a tease.

Upon my feet are shoes of pink
I prance across the floor.
My ass looks great in these 3" heels
Let me be your pretty whore.

I spin and twirl and dance about
It fills my heart with bliss
I am the beautiful dancing Shadow
A sight you'd not want to miss.
 
This taste in my mouth
by the shadow

Like a day on the beach
or dishwashing soap
this taste on my mouth
will stay with me i hope

Not sure from where it came
I only know his name was Tye
We were just dancing naked
When something hit my eye.

It splattered across my face
and then across my chin.
My mom got so mad
Cause it was her room we were in.
 
My Karma
by the shadow

I should give some to raina
and some to stilleto
It does me no good
Cause i'm a lousy K ho.

Everyone is jealous
of my long pretty hair
they all hate my new earrings
and my plump derriere

so to the rest of you I say
go beat off to my pics
I know who my friends are
oh wait, no i don't.
 
"My Dream"
by The Shadow

Growing up I had a dream
To twirl batons like a pro.
Every day I'd practice twirling
While skipping to and fro.

My baton was silver and purple
It had streamers on the ends
I spent all of my time dancing and twirling
No time for family or friends.

I dreamed of dancing on a field
My baton spinning in the air.
I'd dance around and do the splits
And catch it without a care.
 
"My Wish"
by The Shadow

I wish that I was beautiful
A dainty little wisp
But still be seen as a manly man
Despite my dress and lisp
 
"No Daddy, I just CAN'T"
by the shadow


My wrist is limp
and my hips like to sway
my daddy wants me to find a girl
but i just can't swing that way!
 
I Won't Be Coming Back
by Shadow

Roses of all the reds. Violents of all the blues.
Your marks all over my body, mainly in the form of a bruise.
I might not be the smartest, but I won'ts be coming back to yous.

My darkest secret you discovered, I simply must confess
To escape that day with my life, I must truly have been blessed
when you came home unannounced, and caught me wearing your dress.

Your bra, stockings and panties, were strewn all over the floor
Your makeup scattered to and fro, my face looking like a French whore
the goddamn high heels is what tripped me, when I made a mad dash for the door

My bones will surely heal, the doctors said that was true
the plastic surgery came out fine, they knew just what to do
one thing for certian bitch, I won't be coming back to you
 
"The Rose"
by The Shadow

Soft red petals
Rub across my face
He lays me down
In my dress of lace

He tells me my lips are like this rose
Ruby red and soft as a bunny
As he draws me closer
I start to feel funny

He kisses my neck
He caresses my face
I feel like a fairy princess
With my prince and my lace.
 
"My First Time
by The Shadow

Our love it grews
Like a flower from a seed
But I never knew
My ass would bleed.
 
he's an amazing poet isn't he?
 
"My Breasts"
by the shadow

I've worked so hard
to pay for this
I get my new breasts today
Each one i will kiss

push up bras
and a little red nightie
I'll be a real woman
as far as anyone can see

the only thing left to do
will be to remove my cock
and then my life will be complete
i'll be a woman, not a stupid jock!
 
"All Y'ALL"
by the shadow

All Y'all can kiss my peepee
I'm a pretty princess
as anyone can see

You don't scare me
with your pushy ways
I'll be a pretty princess
till the end of my days!
 
My Poo
by Teh Shadow

My Poo Poo has a first name, it's... "O...


.... aminogen heat activated protein binds follicles in a volumizing matrix solution thickening hair at the roots and eliminating split ends...

..damn shampoo bottle

Hey, I noticed if hold my breath and strain really hard, I can see white spots in front of my eyes. KEWL.

My <STRAIN> Poo <STRAIN> Poo <STRAIN STRAIN> has <STRAIN> a <STRAI... *gasp*... pant*pant*pant*... KEWL white spots

**BAM BAM BAM**

[womans voice] Richard hurry up in there, there are three more of us. And why you have to have the water running the whole time? [/womans voice]

"ok maw."
 
AAP said:
My Poo
by Teh Shadow

My Poo Poo has a first name, it's... "O...


.... aminogen heat activated protein binds follicles in a volumizing matrix solution thickening hair at the roots and eliminating split ends...

..damn shampoo bottle

Hey, I noticed if hold my breath and strain really hard, I can see white spots in front of my eyes. KEWL.

My <STRAIN> Poo <STRAIN> Poo <STRAIN STRAIN> has <STRAIN> a <STRAI... *gasp*... pant*pant*pant*... KEWL white spots

**BAM BAM BAM**

[womans voice] Richard hurry up in there, there are three more of us. And why you have to have the water running the whole time? [/womans voice]

"ok maw."
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his name is richard?
Ohhhh... now i understand his nickname.
 
Ode to the Smith Machine
by the shadow

I love the smith machine
because it does all the work
I can't squat without it
but i'm a bit of a dork

the weights are all realy heavy
and i'm afraid i'm going to bulk
I won't fit into my miniskirt
and then i'll pout and sulk

I like my pretty clothes
but not when i get too big
they get too small across my tushie
when i squat and eat like a pig

I'm better off not lifting weights
and eating salad every night
cause i'm a girlie man if you ever saw one
and a girl's gotta look pretty, right?
 
The Shadow said:
LOL



Swinging Richard
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I didn't know you were a swinger? :rainbow:
 
"Pretty Little Ho"
by the shadow

with head in the pillow
and my butt way up high
I count to 10 till its over
and i can start to cry

my pantyhose are ruined
and my hair is all a muss
I'm trying to be a brave little shadow
and not make a fuss

but i didn't want to do this
But i never said no
you made me bend over
and called my your pretty little ho.
 
[Not] Surprisingly, Shadow has a dark side........

Grans Demise

What's the worst thing that could happen to you whilst waiting for a bus?
How about your leg exploding and covering you in pus?
Granted, it's quite unlikely but it happened to my gran,
Although she's a special case, she was formerly a man.
Dont let this incident deter you if you're on your way today
To have your bits and bobs fiddled with and turned the other way
I'm assured by those who know about these things it's quite unlikely
That your limbs will go bang and leave a mess that's most unsightly.
See, the trouble with my gran (or gramps, depending on your view)
Was a general view of life considered sane by just a few.
So when he or she decided fun could be had by changing gender
She did the op at home instead of acting like a bender.
Now gramps (as he was formerly) had no surgical expertise
And the tools he used were better employed for chopping trees
But still he thought a successful home op would make him famous
Maybe thats why he f**ked up and sewed his leg to his anus.
 
Dead

When my lungs come to rest
and I've thought my last thought
and I've pennies for spec's
and my vive has turned mort...

When I've kicked at the bucket
and shaken a seven
and bench-pressed some daisies
and tried to make heaven...

When my boot soles stop wearing
and Reaper's close by
and a grey undertaker
packs me up for the ride...

When I'm fast losing weight
and fluids and skin
and achieving my goal
of becoming quite thin...

When I'm subterranean
sleeping with worms
and no longer fearful
of picking up germs...

Remember me, remember me
but not as an idiot.
 
Trousers

'Where are my nice trousers?'
my plaintive cri de coeur
to the fast assembled crowding
on the parquet ballroom floor.

'You're wearing them, you idiot'
said one, trying to be helpful.
 
The Shadow said:
I rock
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Your poetry was great, but those pics that Stilleto, Raina, GG, Daisey, and Jens sent to me were quite disturbing.

I actually went return an outfit for lunch because in one of them you were wearing the same thing. :worried:
 
stilleto said:
did he take heels too?
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he had better looking heels than any of the gals on the trip

and His hair products were the shit! I believe he has more MAC makeup than any one I know.
 
nycgirl said:
What else can you expect from a guy that packed more clothing then Jen and I combined to go to a city that he lived 2 hours away from for a weekend. ;)
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I concur........you should have seen all the stuff he had in his room!!
 
nycgirl said:
What else can you expect from a guy that packed more clothing then Jen and I combined to go to a city that he lived 2 hours away from for a weekend. ;)
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Dont be hatin



LOL



My suitcase was huge....as far as pics go.....that was a ONE TIME DEAL....for CHARITY
 
Wolves Don't Drool
by The Shadow

I'am a wolf
Yeah, I'm cool
I hang around
I don't drool

I know a dog
His name is Fred
He throws spit
When he shakes his head

He's pretty neat
His fur is smooth
He rains slime
In his food

Wolves don't drool
They lay around
Sometimes they hunt
When the sun goes down
 
Evil_Frisky said:
he had better looking heels than any of the gals on the trip

and His hair products were the shit! I believe he has more MAC makeup than any one I know.
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His hair did hold up well in that ATL weather.

Though, he can get a bit fiesty. I witnessed an awkward situation between him and our waiter at breakfast on our last day. Lets just say, Shadow doesn't like it when someone takes too long with the coffee. And, he prefers to pour his own coffee.

I guess he likes to feel independent and strong. Men and weights. :rolleyes:
 
My liver

Drinking so much beer
My liver cannot take any more
But I don't care
I abuse it like a sleazy whore
I have to
Otherwise life would be a bore
And I'd be sober

Sundays

Waking up on Sundays
hurts the head
I'm lucky if I'm
anywhere near my bed
and if my shoes aren't wet

All signs say
Saturday-night was a knock-out
I just pray
mu mom doesn't find out
 
jenscats5 said:
I concur........you should have seen all the stuff he had in his room!!
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I heard about it

rumors are he brough his own candles, strobe light, has a special straigthen iron... Fruit dishes and scented body wash. The perfume tray from what I've heard was to die for.
 
nycgirl said:
His hair did hold up well in that ATL weather.

Though, he can get a bit fiesty. I witnessed an awkward situation between him and our waiter at breakfast on our last day. Lets just say, Shadow doesn't like it when someone takes too long with the coffee. And, he prefers to pour his own coffee.

I guess he likes to feel independent and strong. Men and weights. :rolleyes:
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Hey hey hey...I poured for everyone, lets not forget
 
The Shadow said:
Hey hey hey...I poured for everyone, lets not forget
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Oh really?

:lmao:
 
Evil_Frisky said:
I heard about it

rumors are he brough his own candles, strobe light, has a special straigthen iron... Fruit dishes and scented body wash. The perfume tray from what I've heard was to die for.
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It was quite lovely - but there was no where to sit in his room so I had to stand the whole time.......quite awkward.
 
jenscats5 said:
It was quite lovely - but there was no where to sit in his room so I had to stand the whole time.......quite awkward.
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Did he really bring feathered boa's?
 
JENS......dam...no one was supposed to know you were in my room



EVIL - well..you werent there so nah nah nah
 
The Shadow said:
JENS......dam...no one was supposed to know you were in my room



EVIL - well..you werent there so nah nah nah
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Oh, but I'll prolly be around this time with camera in hand to catch you carrying your bags and strutting in your heels, and not one strand out of place hair.

:evil:
 
Evil_Frisky said:
Oh, but I'll prolly be around this time with camera in hand to catch you carrying your bags and strutting in your heels, and not one strand out of place hair.

:evil:
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Word on the hair...although it needs a trim









HEY



WHERE IS HH???



Shes supposed to pop on this thread and say "I aint Skeered"
 
The Shadow said:
JENS......dam...no one was supposed to know you were in my room



EVIL - well..you werent there so nah nah nah
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Oh I'm sorry!! Did I not say I'm not good at keeping secrets?? :verygood:
 
The Shadow said:
Word on the hair...although it needs a trim









HEY



WHERE IS HH???



Shes supposed to pop on this thread and say "I aint Skeered"
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;)

I have her in the Chicken wing ... she's amazingly aroused by the smell of my pits right now.. sure she'll be back in a bit.

:evil:
 
The Shadow said:
see???
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Drunk

Drunk and totally wasted
I could not drink any more
I had already thrown up
all over the floor

But no worries
Tomorrow it will all be over
Except the fact
that I will have a hangover


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
yeah


"over" and hang"over"...not on of my best rhymes......as they are the same word really
 
The Shadow said:
yeah


"over" and hang"over"...not on of my best rhymes......as they are the same word really
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Well, you were drunk when you wrote it.....
 
Bath Time

I was sat in the bath
counting my legs
and scrubbing my naughty bits
soaping my torso
my bum even more so
and sponging my hairy armpits.

With legs fully lathered
the shampoo suds gathered
as froth upon my head
I toyed with a loofah
my rubber duck too for
I love a bath play before bed.

The fun was soon finished
excitement diminished
as I was dragged out of the water
the plumber complained
that his patience was strained
as I bathed in full view of his daughter
and shop staff and customers who were in the plumbers merchants store at the time.
 
YO! (Don't Bother Me)
by Tee Hee Shadow

Yo!
don't bother me.

Yo! When you see me popping collars

don't bother me.

Yo! When you see me practicing my campus model gaze

don't bother me.

Yo! When you see me eating my McFish sandwich

don't bother me.

Yo! when you see me waxing my Saturn

don't bother me.

Yo! When you see me in my leather chaps

don't bother me.

Yo! When you see me wrapping my knees

don't bother me.

Yo! When you see me squatting 95lbs

don't bother me

Yo! When you see me eating my McFish sandwich

don't bother me.
 
Shoes

I've spent three hours
putting on my shoes.
It took me so long
cos they're only size twos.
 
Shadow you are just prolific and effusive w/ the waxing poetic.

Tell me, do you have a favorite pair of lacy underthings that you wear when you write your lyrical words or something that gets you in the mood? What's your secret?
 
Sassy69 said:
Shadow you are just prolific and effusive w/ the waxing poetic.

Tell me, do you have a favorite pair of lacy underthings that you wear when you write your lyrical words or something that gets you in the mood? What's your secret?
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Victoria ;) :rainbow:
 
I vote this for thread of the week.... I will keep viewing it and bumping so that the Bot sees it comes next weekend...
 
pintoca said:
I vote this for thread of the week.... I will keep viewing it and bumping so that the Bot sees it comes next weekend...
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i agree. shadow put in a lot of work into this thread. maybe i'll post a new poem by him per day...
i'll go find one more.
 
stilleto said:
i agree. shadow put in a lot of work into this thread. maybe i'll post a new poem by him per day...
i'll go find one more.
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Let me know - cuz I've got a stockpile.....
 
jenscats5 said:
Let me know - cuz I've got a stockpile.....
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He never sends me any poetry (thank God) but he's always asking to borrow my shoes, and that sob never returns them.
 
Evil_Frisky said:
He never sends me any poetry (thank God) but he's always asking to borrow my shoes, and that sob never returns them.
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Bitch please...
 
The Shadow said:
Bitch please...
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Oh and I want my MAC eyeshadow and fake eyelashes back to bitch.

Do you still have my feather boa and matching stilleto's?
 
The Shadow said:
Stilleto isnt my type...but thanks
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Lestat?

hell who is?
 
Im so ANTI_GOOD bor that I might actually come back the other wat to semi-good bor
 
The Shadow said:
Im so ANTI_GOOD bor that I might actually come back the other wat to semi-good bor
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I suggest you join the Evil team, the benifits are so much better.

And we won't mind that you're a princess
 
"I love my Lolly"
by the shadow

I suck it hard
it tastes so good
Black cherry down my throat
Puts me in a good mood!

I LOVE my Lolly
the big mound in my mouth
They don't like boys that suck anything else
Down here in the south.
 
stilleto said:
"I love my Lolly"
by the shadow

I suck it hard
it tastes so good
Black cherry down my throat
Puts me in a good mood!

I LOVE my Lolly
the big mound in my mouth
They don't like boys that suck anything else
Down here in the south.
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OMG
 
stilleto said:
thats a good one, isn't it?
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One of his best yet.

I wonder if he will recite some of his poems in ATL?
 
Raina said:
LMAO! The Lolly poem is probably his best work yet!
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"

Wait!! There's more about the Lolly.......


"Licking Lolly"
by The Shadow

I lick my lolly nice & hard
I lick my lolly in my backyard

I lick my lolly nice & long
I lick my lolly & sing a little song

I lick my lolly & shed a little tear
I'll lick it if I want to, ya hear??

I love my lolly & it loves me
I love my lolly, it sets me free
 
"Girls"
by the shadow

Girls, girls, they're everywhere
grabbing my titties
and pulling my hair
They borrow my lipstick
So i wear their underwear!
 
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