More hypocrisy from females

[MAX 300]

And before I forget...

Q: What is the difference between a French kiss and an Aussie kiss?


























A: They are the same, except Aussies kiss down under.

 

[jerseyart]

True story.

When I was a little younger I just started dating this girl. We had messed around once before, but we never did the "bj" thing. She claimed she could do it well, so I was busting her chops (read please show me) while driving on Rt287. So she does, and its good. I pull over at the next exit, and there is a little rest area parallel to the main road (no more than 20ft from the street and the light). So I start messing with her while she's doing this, and manage to get her pants off. So now her ass is sticking right in the passenger window, and that's the one facing the street.

I'm looking around in case a cop passes and I see a pickup heading towards the light parallel to us, and the dude is checking out her ass to the point where he's ignoring the road. It was freaky. I could see his face as clearly as he could see her ass. He has this "OMG, is that a girls ass in the window " look followed by a "Oh fuck" just before he smashes into the car in front of him that's stopped at the light.

Being the good citizen I am I booked before the cops showed up, and prayed no one got my license plate number.

 

[MAX 300]

I love a happy ending.

I hope you cummed right at the moment that the truck smashed into the car at the light. I hope I get to do that some day.

 

[deowang]

This thread needs more shemales

 

[Robert Jan]

SSS is a hero. We need to give him an EF bor medal.

Basically with me and my gf, what goes around comes around. I wouldn't have it any other way. I actually enjoy giving, I really do. However when I want mine, I get mine

 

[Robert Jan]

Let's all give SSS green karma and this medal:

http://www.nomanslandmilitaria.com/medal ww1 f combat0002.jpg