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> The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
> interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. (Two men and a
> woman).
>
>
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
> door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
> instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will
> find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
>
> "The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"
>
> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
> wife and go home."
>
>
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
> into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
> tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>
> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
> home."
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
> kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
> heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
> walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
> there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. She said, "This
> gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the
> chair."
>
>
> MORAL : Women can git-r-done!
>
> The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
> interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. (Two men and a
> woman).
>
>
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
> door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
> instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will
> find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
>
> "The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"
>
> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
> wife and go home."
>
>
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
> into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
> tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>
> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
> home."
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
> kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
> heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
> walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
> there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. She said, "This
> gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the
> chair."
>
>
> MORAL : Women can git-r-done!
>
