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Program of Self-destruction
What is obesity? Obesity is a completely subjective term given to fat and ugly people. Science claims obesity can be measured, but we all know the real truth. A person is obese if people think he's obese. Anyone can tell if someone is huge and fat...this doesn't require a special degree. To find out if you're obese, just ask someone if you look really fat and blubbery.
Are obese people really human? Just barely. People who are obese really qualify as Lesser-beings. It is important for an obese person to remember he is simply not worth as much as a thin person. A morbidly fat person is a gross, disgusting, albeit tremendous waste of space. Nothing makes me sadder than to see an obese person upset because everyone thinks he's hideous. That poor pathetic soul must learn that he is indeed hideous, and that he should expect others to see him that way because he is a Lesser-being. Once he realizes this simple fact, he will no longer feel upset. He will know his place in the world.
I'm obese. What do I do? Do not look for a cure. You must learn to practice your Meditation of Destruction. This Meditation is something you must create on your own. Each Meditation is different for each obese individual, but all should reflect the worthlessness and inferiority of your nature. A Meditation of Destruction consists of at least one phrase that will tear down and destroy what is left of your tendency to think you're normal. For example, "I am morbidly obese. I am inferior and worthless. My place is beneath the superiorly thin." Practice your Meditation at least once an hour.
I'm obese. What can I eat? Nothing. If you must eat, then cry while you eat. In the beginning, it is important to remember obese people do not deserve food. However, as you become more advanced in your Program of Self-destruction, you will learn that you should in fact eat as much as you can. You will learn that you are obese at heart, meaning you are inferior by nature. Once you realize this, you will know that you will remain obese forever.
I know I'm inferior, but sometimes I forget. Form Group Beratements. Gather a group of as many thin people who are willing to waste some of their precious time as you can find. It is reasonable for you to beg and grovel to get them to participate. Request these beautiful people to sit in a circle with you in the center. One-by-one, the superiorly thin people will make fun of you. They will speak truths that at first will seem painful because part of you will want to deny what they say is true. In time, however, you will come to realize that thin people, because they are better than you, are able to see your true nature. You are fat, disgusting and pathetic. If you're ever in doubt, have another Group Beratement.
I'm worthless and don't care about myself. Congratulations! You have graduated. You have successfully completed your Program of Self-destruction. Now you should venture forth and teach other obese people their place in the world...you worthless piece of fatass crap!!!
Program of Self-destruction
What is obesity? Obesity is a completely subjective term given to fat and ugly people. Science claims obesity can be measured, but we all know the real truth. A person is obese if people think he's obese. Anyone can tell if someone is huge and fat...this doesn't require a special degree. To find out if you're obese, just ask someone if you look really fat and blubbery.
Are obese people really human? Just barely. People who are obese really qualify as Lesser-beings. It is important for an obese person to remember he is simply not worth as much as a thin person. A morbidly fat person is a gross, disgusting, albeit tremendous waste of space. Nothing makes me sadder than to see an obese person upset because everyone thinks he's hideous. That poor pathetic soul must learn that he is indeed hideous, and that he should expect others to see him that way because he is a Lesser-being. Once he realizes this simple fact, he will no longer feel upset. He will know his place in the world.
I'm obese. What do I do? Do not look for a cure. You must learn to practice your Meditation of Destruction. This Meditation is something you must create on your own. Each Meditation is different for each obese individual, but all should reflect the worthlessness and inferiority of your nature. A Meditation of Destruction consists of at least one phrase that will tear down and destroy what is left of your tendency to think you're normal. For example, "I am morbidly obese. I am inferior and worthless. My place is beneath the superiorly thin." Practice your Meditation at least once an hour.
I'm obese. What can I eat? Nothing. If you must eat, then cry while you eat. In the beginning, it is important to remember obese people do not deserve food. However, as you become more advanced in your Program of Self-destruction, you will learn that you should in fact eat as much as you can. You will learn that you are obese at heart, meaning you are inferior by nature. Once you realize this, you will know that you will remain obese forever.
I know I'm inferior, but sometimes I forget. Form Group Beratements. Gather a group of as many thin people who are willing to waste some of their precious time as you can find. It is reasonable for you to beg and grovel to get them to participate. Request these beautiful people to sit in a circle with you in the center. One-by-one, the superiorly thin people will make fun of you. They will speak truths that at first will seem painful because part of you will want to deny what they say is true. In time, however, you will come to realize that thin people, because they are better than you, are able to see your true nature. You are fat, disgusting and pathetic. If you're ever in doubt, have another Group Beratement.
I'm worthless and don't care about myself. Congratulations! You have graduated. You have successfully completed your Program of Self-destruction. Now you should venture forth and teach other obese people their place in the world...you worthless piece of fatass crap!!!
