more fucking

[Lumberg]

experimental
haiku to fuck with google
jeepers bling Cindy

 

[casavant]

I sit here inside
Watching the beautiful day
And my life ticks by

 

[casavant]

I do not own much-
Two guns, a truck, fishing poles
I'm from Arkansas

 

[casavant]

Someone stop me please
I cannot quit the haikus
Damn, fuck me running.

 

[Raina]

I really hate work
It's like a joy abortion
I'm so glad I'm home!!

 

[casavant]

Raina, let's have sex
We'd make beautiful babies
'Cause we both look good.

 

[casavant]

Forget the babies
They are way overrated
Let's just get freaky

 

[casavant]

Internet flirting
Is incredibly stupid
But this is clever

 

[Raina]

Sex is always good
With a partner or myself
It keeps me busy...

 

[Raina]

I don't want kids yet
I'm too selfish for that now
At least I'm honest

 

[casavant]

Forget the babies
They are way overrated
Let's just get freaky

We are both agreed
Selfishness is not evil
But child neglect is

 

[casavant]

Taco Bell is gross
It makes my guts feel mushy
Why do I eat it?

 

[Raina]

I'm sick of chicken
I never thought I'd say that
Oh well, I'll buck up

 

[Hannibal]

Worst way possible
Standing up in a hammock
Now that's real fucking

 

[Raina]

Child neglect is wrong
Some people say sex is wrong...
They can just abstain

 

[PatsFan34]

Someone beat my pole,
it's very lonely
Please rub it fast

 

[Raina]

Now I'm in the mood.
Then again, I always am.
It's hard to be me.

 

[big_bad_buff]

wtf? scariest thread ever

 

[Raina]

I'm usually good
I rarely post about sex
But I sure like it.

 

[Raina]

I love haiku poems
I like ice cream better though.
Haikus have less carb.....

 

[PatsFan34]

I'm to nice
just want to send it in
don't hurt me

 

[casavant]

Sex is really cool
Too bad I have been deprived
No letup in sight

 

[PatsFan34]

2 all beef patties
special sauce
lettuce, cheese

 

[casavant]

Must buy food today
Time to get my ass in gear
Last month was shitty

 

[Raina]

I'm almost married
It's nice to live with someone
'Cept when he's an ass....

 

[PatsFan34]

I wipe them up
don't cry no more dear
it's you and me now

 

[Raina]

Pats'- haiku rebel
He ignores the haiku rules
Tears spill down my cheek.....

 

[Raina]

I need groceries too
The damn cooking never stops
It's meat then more meat....

 

[casavant]

I'm almost married
It's nice to live with someone
'Cept when he's an ass....

I ain't gettin' hitched
Companionship would be nice
But it's stessful too

 

[PatsFan34]

I've had it
no more games
someone love me now

 

[Raina]

I'm going tanning
Glad I got my haiku fix
Pats-- sending you love

 

[casavant]

 

[Scarlett33]

I really hate work
It's like a joy abortion
I'm so glad I'm home!!

 

[PatsFan34]

Raina, you that girl aren't you?
I'm going tanning too,
then doing chest....OH YEAH!!!

 

[Raina]

I'm going to eat first
I'm talking in haiku now
...boyfriend thinks I'm nuts.....

 

[Lumberg]

Raina pick me not
casavant or your man to
make freaky sex with!

 

[anabolicmd]

Guys, technically those arent haikus, you have to meter the verses like this:

A pond.
A frog jumps in.
Balls deep.

See what I mean?

 

[PatsFan34]

still don't know what haiku is
about to eat steamed chicken and steak
everyone thinks i'm nuts anyhow

 

[casavant]

Guys, technically those arent haikus, you have to meter the verses like this:

A pond.
A frog jumps in.
Balls deep.

See what I mean?

How to write Haiku

In japanese, the rules for how to write Haiku are clear, and will not be discussed here. In foreign languages, there exist NO consensus in how to write Haiku-poems. Anyway, let's take a look at the basic knowledge:


What to write about?

Haiku-poems can describe almost anything, but you seldom find themes which are too complicated for normal PEOPLE's recognition and understanding. Some of the most thrilling Haiku-poems describe daily situations in a way that gives the reader a brand new experience of a well-known situation.


The metrical pattern of Haiku

Haiku-poems consist of respectively 5, 7 and 5 syllables in three units. In japanese, this convention is a must, but in english, which has variation in the length of syllables, this can sometimes be difficult.


The technique of cutting

The cutting divides the Haiku into two parts, with a certain imaginative distance between the two sections, but the two sections must remain, to a degree, independent of each other. Both sections must enrich the understanding of the other.
To make this cutting in english, either the first or the second line ends normally with a colon, long dash or ellipsis.


The seasonal theme.

Each Haiku must contain a kigo, a season word, which indicate in which season the Haiku is set. For example, cherry blossoms indicate spring, snow indicate winter, and mosquitoes indicate summer, but the season word isn't always that obvious.

Please notice that Haiku-poems are written under different rules and in many languages. For translated Haiku-poems, the translator must decide whether he should obey the rules strictly, or if he should present the exact essence of the Haiku. For Haiku-poems originally written in english, the poet should be more careful. These are the difficulties, and the pleasure of Haiku.

 

[casavant]

It passed the time, anyway.

 

[PatsFan34]

No habla espinole!

 

[casavant]

There once was a girl named Katie,
Who was one damn fine lookin' lady.
Her perky turd cutter,
Put men's minds in the gutter
With thoughts on the far side of "shady".

 

[white boy]

I pull it out
If you no like
I promise you

 

[casavant]

This guy who said he was white
Would post on EF every night
When I pictured him
I thought of Eminem...
I'm sure to his utter delight.

 

[AAP]

well fucking duh.... copying me.

 

[casavant]

well fucking duh.... copying me.

This guy named Double-A Pee
Had arms like the trunk of a tree
He claimed to hate stickley;
Said it made him quite sickly,
And he'd crack on the breeders with glee.

 

[Lumberg]

bump for decem and Raina!

 

[white boy]

lol at casavant


He's a funny fucker
But does'nt know it
Posts on EF to show it

 

[Hannibal]

None of the soft stuff
Time for merciless pounding
A grudge fuck or bust

 

[MrMuscle the return]

Talk like Yoda you do
call it a japanese rhyme
i'd rather wack