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TheBudMan
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Here is a story about the need for celebration upon realization of a goal.
One time I was celebrating after a Mr. Olympia by smoking a joint. I offered it to Franco Columbu but he refused, "No" he said with a huge narc mustache for some reason. "What's your problem?" He then pulled out his huge cell phone began to dial 911. I then kicked him in the nuts causing him to open his mouth screaming, and shoved the joint down his throat with my huge finger.
Here is why I made the film Junior.
One day at the gym I noticed Danny DeVito's keg bouncing around uncontrollably as he was struggling to walk on a treadmill at 1mph. So I walked over and said, "I wonder what it's like to have a huge keg?" and ripped off his shirt and examined his keg. I began to jiggle it, and test it- To see how long it takes to stop jiggling. He then said, "What are you doing?" I then said, "We should do a movie called Junior where I have a huge keg like you." "Ok." He said with a plain face then took a bite of a huge Big Mac.
One time I was celebrating after a Mr. Olympia by smoking a joint. I offered it to Franco Columbu but he refused, "No" he said with a huge narc mustache for some reason. "What's your problem?" He then pulled out his huge cell phone began to dial 911. I then kicked him in the nuts causing him to open his mouth screaming, and shoved the joint down his throat with my huge finger.
Here is why I made the film Junior.
One day at the gym I noticed Danny DeVito's keg bouncing around uncontrollably as he was struggling to walk on a treadmill at 1mph. So I walked over and said, "I wonder what it's like to have a huge keg?" and ripped off his shirt and examined his keg. I began to jiggle it, and test it- To see how long it takes to stop jiggling. He then said, "What are you doing?" I then said, "We should do a movie called Junior where I have a huge keg like you." "Ok." He said with a plain face then took a bite of a huge Big Mac.
