Monkey did you get the memo?

[Lambruh]

http://www.realtouch.com/http://www.asiaone.com/Digital/News/Story/A1Story20090112-114119.html


LAS VEGAS, Jan 11, 2009 (AFP) - Virtual sex is coming.

While nearby porn stars autographed action photos and flashed their assets for camera-clutching fans at the annual Adult Entertainment Expo, Brett Drysdale discretely demonstrated "the newest breakthrough in sex technology."

He slipped two fingers into a rocket-shaped RealTouch device "developed and tested by a former NASA engineer" contains belts, lubrication jets, heating elements and other gadgetry programmed to give men the feeling of sex.

One end of the canister-type devices sized to fit easily in one's lap is made of soft "Haptic" synthetic material akin to that used for nipples of baby bottles.

The faux-flesh wall is slotted to allow the insertion of a body part of a man's choosing.

RealTouch devices connect to computers with USB cables and synchronize with adult movies streamed online so the inner workings replicate what a fellow might be feeling were he to be the man in the film.

"You watch the action on a screen and a signal is sent to the box to simulate what is happening," Drysdale said.

The device works with video from an online RealTouch "theater" at a price of one dollar per minute. RealTouch is priced at 150 US dollars and begins selling in the US in February.

RealTouch product manager Drysdale said Sunday that it will be available internationally by mid-year.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Real women will become obsolete. Except for the ones we use for porn of course. Then again, a large order of Taco Bell items arouses me just the same. I think I'm gonna pre-order this and save the Taco Bell website in my favs.

 

[Lambruh]

can you just spit in the thing for lube?

 

[Lambruh]

honestly though,

cuddling afterwards >>> cleaning this thing........ no?

 

[puddlemonkey]

honestly though,

cuddling afterwards >>> cleaning this thing........ no?

I checked out the FAQ

"Simply remove the outer shell and place RealTouch under warm, running water. That’s it. There is no need for special cleansers or sanitizers, though a mild detergent such as dishwashing liquid can be used if desired. It is recommended that you clean RealTouch after every use."

lol

 

[ceo]

It is recommended that you clean RealTouch after every use."

lol

It's the same with vaginas too.

 

[Humble Pride]

it's the same with vaginas too.

+10000000000000

 

[nimbus]

that's actually pretty brilliant because it will eliminate lazy people from the gene pool

 

[nefertiti]

Real women will become obsolete. Except for the ones we use for porn of course. Then again, a large order of Taco Bell items arouses me just the same. I think I'm gonna pre-order this and save the Taco Bell website in my favs.

Yeah but the virtual machine can't make you a sammich afterwards.

 

[NEO1]

Yeah but the virtual machine can't make you a sammich afterwards.

Neither will a woman.

 

[nefertiti]

Neither will a woman.

Gotta get yourself a better woman, then.

 

[ceo]

Gotta get yourself a better woman, then.

ooooohhhhh...those are like unicorns, right?