Mommmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!

[BlueBird]

Childhood Fears by Joshua Hoffine

"...shows grim images of children and their ultimate fears using impressive horror photographic art.

From the artist himself, ‘I believe that the horror story is ultimately concerned with the imminence and randomness of death, and the implication that there is no certainty to existence. The experience of horror resides in this confrontation with uncertainty. Horror tells us that our belief in security is delusional, and that monsters are all around us.’"

http://joshuahoffine.com/splash.html

 

[redsamurai]

weird chick this blue is.

 

[PICK3]

wtf???

 

[javaguru]

Is that HR and Devin in the first pic?

 

[Cutiebaby]

yeah that is interesting to say the least

 

[uncle-jimmy]

Pick3 got scared and grabbed his blanket

 

[stilleto]

that one is fucking awesome!!

 

[Cutiebaby]

Pick3 got scared and grabbed his blanket

his pacifier shaped like a penis too

 

[the_alcatraz]

Pictures are really cool....good graphics

 

[BlueBird]

that one is fucking awesome!!

 

[gotmojo]

Great stuff indeed!

Beautiful work!

 

[all the whey]

I am pissed.

I was expecting curvymommy.

 

[the_alcatraz]

I am pissed.

I was expecting curvymommy.

shit I was expecting kitty pictures!!!!

 

[mustang_00]

that cellar pic is pretty scary!!!

 

[Raptorex]

Let's make love on the way down from the Tower of Terror!

 

[javaguru]

I love the motif...is that the proper word?

 

[Scotsman]

Brilliant visualization and conceptual focus.

Way better than the so called "art" opening I attended on Friday.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Cal_21]

I think I love you blue, sexy brain.

 

[BlueBird]

I'm inviting all of you guys to my funeral.

 

[gotmojo]

I'm inviting all of you guys to my funeral.

Will there be snacks?

 

[Cutiebaby]

Will there be snacks?

lol
Cookies and coffee

 

[BlueBird]

Will there be snacks?

Of course, Soylent Green.

 

[gotmojo]

Of course, Soylent Green.

IN!!!

 

[roadwarrior]

Of course, Soylent Green.

Bluebird... I was loving the pics then you throw in the soylent green reference and it put me over the top. I will be chuckling all day over this thread. Dark humor is the best.

 

[javaguru]

Of course, Soylent Green.

IT'S PEOPLE!

 

[Raptorex]

You must see the episode of the Twilight Zone entitled "To Serve Man"

 

[BlueBird]

You must see the episode of the Twilight Zone entitled "To Serve Man"

lollolll


"It's....IT'S...A COOKBOOK!!!!!!"

 

[Raptorex]

lollolll


"It's....IT'S...A COOKBOOK!!!!!!"

I know my stuff

 

[Raptorex]

Class notes from 1962-63, excellent creative writing tips.

http://www.rodserling.com/JMseminarnotes.htm

 

[BlueBird]

Class notes from 1962-63, excellent creative writing tips.

http://www.rodserling.com/JMseminarnotes.htm

Wow! Thanks, MM. I'm going to print this out. I'd have loved to have attended this.

 

[Raptorex]

Wow! Thanks, MM. I'm going to print this out. I'd have loved to have attended this.

his first lecture is invaluable, I need to start on some new stuff with this in mind.

 

[BlueBird]

his first lecture is invaluable, I need to start on some new stuff with this in mind.

Are you a writer?

 

[Raptorex]

Are you a writer?

yes, to date, however primarily non-fiction - peer reviewed (20 pubs, 1 book pub in German lol). I am working on some fiction.

 

[BlueBird]

yes, to date, however primarily non-fiction - peer reviewed (20 pubs, 1 book pub in German lol). I am working on some fiction.

Your struggle?

 

[BlueBird]

yes, to date, however primarily non-fiction - peer reviewed (20 pubs, 1 book pub in German lol). I am working on some fiction.

Seriously, congratulations MM. I'd love to read some of your work someday.

 

[Raptorex]

Your struggle?

invited, honored an old scientist.

 

[BlueBird]

invited, honored an old scientist.

*googles* then realizes google is a bizarre piece of cr*p these days, so goes to ask.com

 

[the_alcatraz]

I love the motif...is that the proper word?

yes...good word

 

[the_alcatraz]

Class notes from 1962-63, excellent creative writing tips.

http://www.rodserling.com/JMseminarnotes.htm

very nice bro....k to you

 

[dirty~d~]

Exceptional representations! I would love to attend art shows if I knew I could see creativity such as this.

 

[BlueBird]

Exceptional representations! I would love to attend art shows if I knew I could see creativity such as this.

Absolutely! I'd even penny pinch to purchase a print.

 

[the_alcatraz]

yes, to date, however primarily non-fiction - peer reviewed (20 pubs, 1 book pub in German lol). I am working on some fiction.

I used to write as well. Poetry mostly. I started a chapter of a novel once. Never finished it. I'd love to read some of your writings bro.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Interesting that the pics should be entitled, "Childhood fears, as I am not quite sure if these are images about the fear of the children.... or the fears of the mothers."

What can I say? Once your uterus gets stretched you get all cerebral like that. LOL

 

[Scotsman]

Of course, Soylent Green.

You don't need to be processed for me to want to eat!!

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[needtogetarmy]

I guess I don't really know BlueBird! All she needs to do is dye her hair red and she will be my favorite EF girl. (Can't be #1 without red hair).

 

[needtogetarmy]

Class notes from 1962-63, excellent creative writing tips.

http://www.rodserling.com/JMseminarnotes.htm

Rod Serling is the bomb. I need to get the Twilight Zone box set.

ADVICE TO WRITERS

* DON'T LET SENTIMENTALITY REAR ITS UGLY HEAD!!!
* MAKE PEOPLE THINK... STUN THEM... GRAB YOUR AUDIENCE IMMEDIATELY
* DON'T OVERLOAD DIALOGUE
* HAVE A POINT OF VIEW... DON'T ACCEPT SOMEONE ELSE'S CONCEPT
* OVERALL THEME LEADS TO CHARACTERS THEN ON TO PLOT
* RESEARCH BACKGROUND FOR ANY STORY
* CONTINUITY... TIE SCENES OR PARAGRAPHS TOGETHER

 

[BlueBird]

You don't need to be processed for me to want to eat!!

Cheers,
Scotsman

Appetizer? choose wisely

 

[BlueBird]

I guess I don't really know BlueBird! All she needs to do is dye her hair red and she will be my favorite EF girl. (Can't be #1 without red hair).

Red undertones probably won't sway you?

 

[Cal_21]

I'm inviting all of you guys to my funeral.

 

[BlueBird]

Hi Cal!!!

 

[Cal_21]

Hi Cal!!!

Wow that was quick. We must have a connection like the black dude & the little kid in The Shining, cept' we won't go to jail for having sechts...




lol

 

[all the whey]

Wow that was quick. We must have a connection like the black dude & the little kid in The Shining, cept' we won't go to jail for having sechts...




lol

Give up cal.

She dumped me recently to.

 

[BlueBird]

Wow that was quick. We must have a connection like the black dude & the little kid in The Shining, cept' we won't go to jail for having sechts...




lol

Astro beings don't engage in such fecund practice, unless it's to make more beautiful seraphim.

 

[Cal_21]

Astro beings don't engage in such fecund practice, unless it's to make more beautiful seraphim.

My sperm's only good 4 demon seed




Oh well, it was a beautiful thought.

 

[BlueBird]

Give up cal.

She dumped me recently to.

lol, I'll always love you, atw.

 

[Scotsman]

Appetizer? choose wisely

I'll bring the pickle and the batter if you bring the oil and the heat

How about soylent yellow for dessert?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[stosstruppe]

Jesus I should have known better than to open those images

 

[needtogetarmy]

Red undertones probably won't sway you?

I'm pretty easy to sway!

BB you rock!

 

[needtogetarmy]

We all need to greatly appreciate BlueBird in this thread - spread the k around folks

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to BlueBird again.

 

[BlueBird]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to Army Vet, Scotsman, Cal22, and ATW, again.

 

[squatmonkey]

I would much rather look at porn!

 

[myway]

Pic 1 reminds me of the, "old hag" from Hypnopompic sleep paralysis. Good tymes....

 

[heatherrae]

Is that HR and Devin in the first pic?

holy hell, I laughed out loud at work

 

[the_alcatraz]

Give up cal.

She dumped me recently to.

lol.....that's some funny shit!!!!

 

[heatherrae]

PS -- i like the artwork. Pretty cool stuff.

 

[BlueBird]

I would much rather look at porn!

I don't know if any of that's available on the interwebs. You may have to go blackmarket.

 

[heatherrae]

I would much rather look at porn!

There are children in those pics. That is what I thought you normally used for porn...lol.






J/K!