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Mohsen Amir Aslani

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I was reading about this guy in Iran that was just executed for saying Jonah and the whale didn't happen. He sat in prison for eight years. After a few days, I would have been like... I'm so wrong, people live in whales all the time. Their like cheap mobile homes. I'm going to put on a stoning shirt (wife beater), and move in one. Can I get out in time to watch beheading Monday? That's my favorite show on our only TV station. Death isn't worth a stupid kids story.
 
I should ban you just for the fucking title of this thread, no joke.
 
Hide my ass is a good proxy for when you need to buy drugs, hire a contract killer or sell an unwanted child.
 
We've been through this before here. Measure from the dead center of your butthole to the tip of your cock. Mines about 19 inches.
 
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