Thiassi2
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I was reading about this guy in Iran that was just executed for saying Jonah and the whale didn't happen. He sat in prison for eight years. After a few days, I would have been like... I'm so wrong, people live in whales all the time. Their like cheap mobile homes. I'm going to put on a stoning shirt (wife beater), and move in one. Can I get out in time to watch beheading Monday? That's my favorite show on our only TV station. Death isn't worth a stupid kids story.