MODS make this a STICKY..MUST READ FOR ALL

[Kakdiesel]

Well as most of you fine people know, I been goin through some shit in my life..I havent told you everything, but the biggest thing has been the break up of me and my ex that has gotten me down, and even the headache of moving to a new city (atlanta) and starting all over without knowing anybody and starting my chiropractic school (very intimidating knowing this will be for the rest of my life)

But I stumbled onto something recently that has made me laugh everytime I read it: enjoy

A Prayer For the Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Mondays, 23% on Tuesdays, 40% on Wednesdays, 20% on Thursdays, and 5% on Fridays.

And help me God to remember,
When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me

Holla at me

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Kak,

No sticky but I'll bump it for you.

 

[Juice Moose]

Kak, remember brother that there is no problem that can not be solved with a suitable application of high explosives

 

[Kryp2o]

And help me God to remember,
When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me

Ha, Ha, Haaaaaaaaa . . . Fits me too a tee.

Good post Kak.

 

[RyanH]

Kak....you should also read some of His Holiness The Dalai Lama's books.....

You'll gain a new perspective on life.

 

[Warik]

the biggest thing has been the break up of me and my ex that has gotten me down

Aw come on man, didn't we take care of this already? Don't waste your stress on a human.

-Warik

 

[Kakdiesel]

well shit, i thought it was funny...

i must be slippin

 

[theoak01]

i hear ya KAK im a man of conviction i tell ya,life just doesnt get right

 

[absolute hardgainer]

I think it's funny

hardgainer (bump)

 

[MINISTER]

That was funny,not rotflmao funny,but still funny!!