modeling.. who knows crap about it?

[decem]

alright..

look..

here's the dilly yo..

so i was in cali the past week..

i've had like 3 girls and 3 dudes tell me i should go "back to modeling," as if i was ever really in it to begin with..

i just did one flipping calender and got paid shitty money..

anyway.. all this crap got me to thinking.. i think i could do some winny and get myself in that "model" type shape.. and then do some shit and use it as an extra means of making money.. cuz i do need the fucking money..

the thing is.. i dont' have some gay ass portfolio.. nor do i want to pay someone $500 to make one..

so how the fuck can i pull some "gigs" (or whatever the fuck you call them) and get into doing some modeling shit so i can get some money?

 

[Lao Tzu]

i'm sure nathan will take pictures of you in your underwear for a fee and a free meal.

 

[manny78]

If you really have the shape then most agencies won't make you pay for the portfolio. They only charge for those that are not "real prospect". Just go to many agencies, knock at their doors and offer your services. One of them might be willing to take a chance with you.

But yeah, modelling pays shit.

 

[Y_lifter]

Photo booth at the Carnival on your lunch break ?

 

[Bullit]

so how the fuck can i pull some "gigs" (or whatever the fuck you call them)

I think they are called "tricks".
Just go hang out on a busy corner in a neighborhood where you see a lot of guys dressing like the biker from the Village People.

 

[Nathan]

i'm sure nathan will take pictures of you in your underwear for a fee and a free meal.

Hell, I'd do it for a free blowjob.



P.S. You're a jerk and I don't like you anymore.

 

[Lumberg]

Ask HI, he's a model.

So's Fonz....oh no wait that was a hoax. Never mind.

Ask HI.

 

[PoyeBoy]

you should put out a magizine called "tractor Studs"

 

[slobberknocker]

"Location: wonderful, lovely, clean-air having ohio."



I can see you've never been to Cincinnatti.

 

[bdog527]

"Location: wonderful, lovely, clean-air having ohio."



I can see you've never been to Cincinnatti.

no shit. or cleveland or columbus or dayton

 

[distanced]

foo foo fakey coke sniff pansies that are fake (wait I said that already)

 

[AAP]

someone telling you to go "back to modeling" is an insult. Dude, that ain't no compliment.

It is an inside dig at someone who they think is dense, superficial, flaky, pouty, and not good at anything else.

I would have bitch slapped the fuck out of them.

 

[Code]

2 words for you man:
Derek Zoolander.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

PM Buffy Beffy, shes done a lot of modeling and knows what to do.

 

[decem]

2 words for you man:
Derek Zoolander.

i can turn left... i'm already one up on him.


manny.. i'll try the agency thing..


the money may be shit.. but it's not like i need to do anything to earn it.. plus i'm thinking i'll have better chances of me bumping into a decent looking girl around the agency or a shoot or some shit.

aap.. yeah.. uh.. that's not the case here..

bdog and slobber.. you're right.. i gotta change that shit.. i think i was on anti-depressants when i did that..



poye.. didn't you see my other post about making a tractor/farm boy calender.. starring me and me only.. i'll be rich i tell ya

 

[Ffactor]

In order to be a model you have to be really, really , really goodlooking, have a great body, not live in a trailorpark and be gay. If you meet the above criteria move to New York and start knocking on some doors.

 

[decem]

In order to be a model you have to be really, really , really goodlooking, have a great body, not live in a trailorpark and be gay.

nevermind.. i'm screwed