Mitch Hedberg anyone...?

[UA_Iron]

That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, "It's cool, he's with me."

 

[Sub-Zero]

quit taking the stimulants!

 

[UA_Iron]

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut...I don't need a receipt for the doughnut: I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, "Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here"...

 

[Sub-Zero]

a dohnut??? your gunna get fat! just ask soklueless

 

[from zero]

Great comic.

Speaking of comedy, I saw Dane Cook last night. Okay thanks.

 

[UA_Iron]

Great comic.

Speaking of comedy, I saw Dane Cook last night. Okay thanks.

I'm not quite sure this thread is saved, but thanks for trying dude.

 

[CrazyRussian]

Yeah, I downloaded his whole standup gig off of Kazaa a few months back. I liked it, it was aiight...

 

[string_bean00]

whoa

 

[Rex]

I don't like black lights. I was wearing a black shirt in a black light room once. Apparently the mustard stain didn't come out.

 

[H_T_]

Hedberg and Cook are friggin hilarious.